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i have waited all day just for your phone call to try and sell me some piece of crap, do go on, i'm all ears.........
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George W. Bush: "I did not have sex with Tony Blair."
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no, i have all day, go ahead and get in front of me in the express line with all one hundred and forty items. dont mind one wit.
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Pinky wrote: I'm taking a vow of silence:D


:yh_rotfl
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ArnoldLayne wrote: Pink Floyd ?.....P-i-n-k- F-l-o-y-d ?.....are you kidding me ? Nah ! I listen to Brittany Spears
At first, this post amused me. It seemed to epitomise the humour we've come to love and expect in the big fellas posts. Then I discovered it was true :o


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Chronsi "Rabbit stew for supper! Come and get it !!"
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
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Pinky wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Oh sod it...I stopped myself from posting this all day yesterday, but what the hell -

Jives: I'm gay :D


No he isn't !!!

(but his husband is:yh_giggle )


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ArnoldLayne wrote: Clancy: Jives ! :yh_hugs Nice to see you. Hows the band ?


Oh Arnie :-4

That is just so perfect. :guitarist
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sue really did not get mad about the spot sqeezing post:(
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jimbo wrote: sue really did not get mad about the spot sqeezing post:(


Jimbo :)

How could The Suz ever *stay* mad at you anyway?

You give her the gift of laughter *every single day*

And that is priceless :-4
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zinky ; why don't you make another religious thread. i love em.........:thinking:
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guppy wrote: zinky ; why don't you make another religious thread. i love em.........:thinking:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Nevim And Atsila: " We have open minds."
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Valerie and Red Glitter:



"Why aren't you going to breed her and let her have a few litters?!" :wah:
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RedGlitter wrote: Valerie and Red Glitter:



"Why aren't you going to breed her and let her have a few litters?!" :wah:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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BABY RIDER "Why, SURE I forgive the @##$%*! who drove drunk & hit me! SURRRRRE I do!"
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Clancy: "I rarely find it necessary to make a post using more than 10 words." :wah: ;)




Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Beagle wrote: Clancy: "I rarely find it necessary to make a post using more than 10 words." :wah: ;)


Now THAT'S a great one :-4



we love you lots, Clancy :)
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Arn: "One puppy just isn't enough... please send more"



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TED: "I think I'll let a week go by without posting something about religion."
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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