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Far Rider wrote: Geeze, boy did i choose the wrong side to fight on! :-5


Come to the Christmas side, come to the christmas side.

deserters will be summarily executed by fruitcake!!

lady cop wrote: deserters will be summarily executed by fruitcake!!


ahahaha I could not resist

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C'mon guys i've got reinforcements..

abbey wrote: C'mon guys i've got reinforcements..




whose side are you on *thinks twice about offering up more fruitcake*

minks wrote: whose side are you on *thinks twice about offering up more fruitcake*Well i'm not on the grinch mobs side.

abbey wrote: Well i'm not on the grinch mobs side.




HEHEHE OH THANK GOODNESS ok you can load up with fruitcakes as ammo anytime you need

:wah:

I can't believe that this threar is still going...

Havent the grinch mob been taken out yet:rolleyes:

ooo such a cruel death

venus wrote: :wah:

I can't believe that this threar is still going...

Havent the grinch mob been taken out yet:rolleyes:


slow death soon I will bring out the mincemeat hehehehehe

Strap em to chairs and bring out the Bing Crosby christmas album...:sneaky:

We'll soon have em begging for mercy:wah:

nooooooooo....not bing crosby!!

:wah: White Christmas, over and over again..................

Immmmm

Dreamingggggg

Of a Whiiiiiiite Christmasssss

Just like the one we used to knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........

SINGS LOUDLY

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS OUR FARLIE GAVE TO MINKS ....

bulletin!!! this just in..........

lady cop wrote: bulletin!!! this just in..........You are so OFF my xmas card list!

OH MY HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. OUCH!!

that is it you are getting cow patties from canada now

abbey wrote: You are so OFF my xmas card list!awwwwwww....you don't mean it?? :-1 :-1 :wah:

cow patties??? or do you mean moose patties??? :wah:

lady cop wrote: cow patties??? or do you mean moose patties??? :wah:


Moose don't make patties, they drop moose mcnuggets

but who will bring the presents now......

throws self on bed and sobs into pillow...

venus wrote:

but who will bring the presents now......

throws self on bed and sobs into pillow...


It's okay Venus, it's not the real Father Christmas. You'll still get your presents, never fear :-6

Its ok xmas lovers one & all, we have an ace up our sleeve. :sneaky:



Where art thou, Mother Christmas?



Where art thou, Mother Christmas?

I only wish I knew

Why Father should get all the praise

And no-one mentions me.

I`ll bet you buy the presents

And wrap them large and small

While all the time that rotten swine

Pretends he`s done it all.

So Hail To Mother Christmas

Who shoulders all the work

And down with Father Christmas,

That unmitigated jerk.

(Roald Dahl)

Far Rider wrote: thats as bad as fried pig turds...



LC that is the funniest christmas picture Ive ever seen!


I SEE NO HUMOR IN THAT PICTURE!!!!! I am off to bring forth my happy thread with hopes of leaving you kill joys to yourselves.

abbey wrote: Its ok xmas lovers one & all, we have an ace up our sleeve. :sneaky:



Where art thou, Mother Christmas?



Where art thou, Mother Christmas?

I only wish I knew

Why Father should get all the praise

And no-one mentions me.

I`ll bet you buy the presents

And wrap them large and small

While all the time that rotten swine

Pretends he`s done it all.

So Hail To Mother Christmas

Who shoulders all the work

And down with Father Christmas,

That unmitigated jerk.

(Roald Dahl)


Oh Blessings Abbey I think Venus can be saved.

really its not really santa....

thats good, because he owes me money from last weeks poker game with the easter bunny and the tooth fairy...:wah:

Something to keep Far out of mischief for a bit.



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Far Rider wrote: Pffft...got her too!



Check this out.... its her, belive me I saw her land face down...! muahahahahaha



Pffft to you too, that aint Mrs Christmas, this is mrs Christmas :p

Christmas :-6 The very best time of year. A walk downtown on a snowy evening window shopping for just the right thing. Silent Night Holy Night...so sweet. Cold nights, warm hearts. Children sledding, lights twinkling. Santa, Rudolph, Its a Wonderful Life, midnight mass. The opportunity to give, be selfless. Truly the best time of the year.

Does anyone else find it ironic that I love this "Bah-Humbug" thread, and at the same time will continue to sport the last line in my signature?

Nomad wrote: Christmas :-6 The very best time of year. A walk downtown on a snowy evening window shopping for just the right thing. Silent Night Holy Night...so sweet. Cold nights, warm hearts. Children sledding, lights twinkling. Santa, Rudolph, Its a Wonderful Life, midnight mass. The opportunity to give, be selfless. Truly the best time of the year.
Oh go stuff it, Puddles....

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BabyRider wrote: Oh go stuff it, Puddles....

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:-6 Cuddles :-4

very good General!!

Far Rider wrote: hah ! Im not fallen fer that... *takes picture...heads for cave*:sneaky:




Hey Far...you forgot your crayons..!

Where's she hiding the pump ??

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Far, load up the fruitcake bazooka, and if the singing persists we shall have to bring out the ((((secret weapon))))