Friends Of Carol Part 1

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:28 am

G#Gill;821593 wrote: Well I suppose, stuck out in the back of beyond on a farm with no sheep, it is understandable Hope :wah::wah:;)

yeah, i live out in the sticks as we like to say, and we have other animals but no sheep!:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:28 am

I'm only able to get on here at the moment, because my hubby needs the table for a while, and not be disturbed, in the other room :sneaky: :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:29 am

Afternoon Gill & Hope, well it's almost noon 11:30am

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:29 am

G#Gill;821557 wrote: Carol, how are you today mate?

By the way Carol, did Helen's wrestler look like this ?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflGawd no..................he was older:rolleyes::wah::p

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:30 am

Hope6;821599 wrote: yeah, i live out in the sticks as we like to say, and we have other animals but no sheep!:wah:

Ah yes, other animals ----- well that's an udder story innit ??!! :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:31 am

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are :wah::wah:;)........)

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:32 am

Yes have to admit that I was singing it:wah:good one.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:35 am

Carolly;821608 wrote: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are :wah::wah:;)........)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I've got that bloody song runnin through me brain now thank you very much Mrs grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:35 am

G#Gill;821568 wrote: Hope, perhaps if we dressed the sheep like this

You may understand the punchline :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)
:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:37 am

Helen;821571 wrote: carol !! im shocked you could think so !!

:rolleyes::wah::p

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:41 am

qsducks;821603 wrote: Afternoon Gill & Hope, well it's almost noon 11:30am

Hi Ducky How are you today, we missed you over the weekend!

loved the e-mails, very funny, i really liked the one about once a Pennsylvanian always a Pennsylvanian! you would be surprised how many of those things are true for Virginia too!

and yes, i'm one of those girls who know's how to use jumper cables!:wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:43 am

Oh good I'm glad you got those jokes they were funny. No I was not here over the weekend, school project. My daughter is doing the "brain" very interesting. I loathe doing these projects.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:48 am

qsducks;821627 wrote: Oh good I'm glad you got those jokes they were funny. No I was not here over the weekend, school project. My daughter is doing the "brain" very interesting. I loathe doing these projects.

:wah::wah: i have all of that to look forward to!:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:50 am

qsducks;821627 wrote: Oh good I'm glad you got those jokes they were funny. No I was not here over the weekend, school project. My daughter is doing the "brain" very interesting. I loathe doing these projects.I also have to thankyou Ducky for the mails......very good lol and yes its good that yer back;):)

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:51 am

Yes, I was on briefly this am but had to go run some errands. Glad you liked the funnies and I also got your em too.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:52 am

Thanks for the e-mail Carol :wah::wah: Yes I have seen that before, and funnily enough I nearly posted it on here :rolleyes::D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:55 am

Gill, did Carol send you the stuff I sent her?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:57 am

Soooooo everyone is happy with their emails from each other and all is well and everybody likes each other................bleedin hell

how boring are we!!!!!:wah::wah::rolleyes::p

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:58 am

Speak for yourself Carol:wah:I have to log off but will be back.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:00 am

qsducks;821661 wrote: Speak for yourself Carol:wah:I have to log off but will be back.Ok me little old Ducky..........chat later;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:04 am

Paddy rang the airport.........................."Reception, can I help you ?" the girl's voice at the other end answered................................so Paddy said --- "Yes please, can you tell me how long is the flight to Dublin ?"..................."Yes sir, just a minute " ...........

Paddy said " Oh, thank you very much indeed !" and put the phone down. :wah::wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:06 am

qsducks;821654 wrote: Gill, did Carol send you the stuff I sent her?

Not sure Ducks ---------- Did you Carol ? I know I got some from you but I don't know whether they came from Ducky or not ! :rolleyes::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:07 am

Carolly;821658 wrote: Soooooo everyone is happy with their emails from each other and all is well and everybody likes each other................bleedin hell

how boring are we!!!!!:wah::rolleyes::p

I'm not happy Carol, i'm up to my elbows in paperwork dealing with the farm and i'm also up to my elbows in laundry!:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:09 am

G#Gill;821668 wrote: Paddy rang the airport.........................."Reception, can I help you ?" the girl's voice at the other end answered................................so Paddy said --- "Yes please, can you tell me how long is the flight to Dublin ?"..................."Yes sir, just a minute " ...........

Paddy said " Oh, thank you very much indeed !" and put the phone down. :wah::wah:
:wah::wah:.............I dont remember if it was the mad Ducks I sent you......fgs I dont know even what day it is half the time woman:rolleyes::p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:11 am

Hope6;821671 wrote: I'm not happy Carol, i'm up to my elbows in paperwork dealing with the farm and i'm also up to my elbows in laundry!:wah::wah:Oh gawd you always get one:rolleyes:ere Pheasy has just mailed me and asked if she can put on FG me singing "Crazy" and I said ok....go and listen .....that will make you laugh:wah::wah:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:33 am

Carol, can't see that song anywhere mate !:rolleyes:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:44 am

Its in post #8 ..... awesome

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:45 am

I should of started a new thread :-5

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:46 am

Pheasy;821757 wrote: Its in post #8 ..... awesome

Thanks Pheasy, how did you do it mate?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:47 am

Oh gawd............is this the start of world war 3:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:48 am

G#Gill;821764 wrote: Thanks Pheasy, how did you do it mate? :thinkingShes bleedin clever thats why.........not like me:(

-1.........but you cant have beauty and brains I guess:D.....still just one would be nice:mad:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:00 am

Good morning all its 4am so I will be back later:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:06 am

Flipping eck:-2 somebody wants to put a website up for me:-3 .....I fink its a friend of Pheasy........Oh hell should I put people through such pain:(:wah:;)

Oh Hi and Bye Kay :wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:11 am

Carol, I can't play your song through that 'link', don't know why. Can you?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:16 am

G#Gill;821809 wrote: Carol, I can't play your song through that 'link', don't know why. Can you?

It should work Gill .... has anyone one else tried it?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:17 am

Carolly;821799 wrote: Flipping eck:-2 somebody wants to put a website up for me:-3 .....I fink its a friend of Pheasy........Oh hell should I put people through such pain:(:wah:;)

Oh Hi and Bye Kay

It's my son Carolly .... that should keep him busy for a while.... he loves doing stuff like this :wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:18 am

Hi Gang

I also must thank Carol. Ducky. Gillywilly and Mrk K for the great emails

Had alovely day here today so we went to a place called christleton and walked the dog down the canal and watched the barges and then stopped at the Cheshire Cat for dinner.......Just been to do my weekly shop and now its time to pick the girls up from cheerleading...

Speak soon hunnies xxxxxxxx:-6

p.s. we have to reach 15.000 by tonight or this thread blows up :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:21 am

Chezzie, that should not be a problem getting to 15,000 posts:wah:Glad you liked the funnies I sent.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:22 am

Pheasy;821828 wrote: It's my son Carolly .... that should keep him busy for a while.... he loves doing stuff like this :wah:OH BLESS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What a clever child mate.............and to think he likes an old ladys voice:wah::wah:;)ere can you get into it........????

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:25 am

What thread is the song listed under?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:28 am

qsducks;821836 wrote: Chezzie, that should not be a problem getting to 15,000 posts:wah:Glad you liked the funnies I sent.What????

:-2:-3:wah::rolleyes:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:29 am

You got the same ones Carolly, now where is that song thread?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:30 am

Chezzie;821829 wrote: Hi Gang

I also must thank Carol. Ducky. Gillywilly and Mrk K for the great emails

Had alovely day here today so we went to a place called christleton and walked the dog down the canal and watched the barges and then stopped at the Cheshire Cat for dinner.......Just been to do my weekly shop and now its time to pick the girls up from cheerleading...

Speak soon hunnies xxxxxxxx:-6

p.s. we have to reach 15.000 by tonight or this thread blows up :wah:Hiya me little lambchop;)xxx

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:31 am

Pheasy it clicks through to a Paypal thingy, but there is no obvious place to click to get the music. I've moved my cursor all over that page but I can't seem to find anywhere to click on that page!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:32 am

qsducks;821853 wrote: You got the same ones Carolly, now where is that song thread?
Er you have been on it Ducky:-2 and what same ones:wah:I was wondering about the 15000 message what you said as Chezzy Baby hadn't mentioned it:wah:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:35 am

Carol have you been able to get your song off Pheasy's 'Link' mate ?:(

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:36 am

OMG Carol! I just finished listening to From a Distance and it brought tears to my eyes. that was beautiful, absolutely beautiful! and that's one of my favorite songs too!:-4

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:38 am

Hope6;821870 wrote: OMG Carol! I just finished listening to From a Distance and it brought tears to my eyes. that was beautiful, absolutely beautiful! and that's one of my favorite songs too!:-4

It's better that Bette Midler innit !! Carol does it deliberately you know just to get her bonus from Kleenex :wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:39 am

So far 14,998 posts on this thread

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:39 am

Carolly;821861 wrote: Er you have been on it Ducky:-2 and what same ones:wah:I was wondering about the 15000 message what you said as Chezzy Baby hadn't mentioned it:wah:;)

What you on about woman? :-5:wah: