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Big hugs to GillyWilly xxxxxxxx:-4:-4:-4

Kathy Ellen;821164 wrote: You sing your bloody heart out girl:-4

Hello to all the foc'ers and friends....hope all are well:-4

Carol, I listened to the "Where the boys are" again and again and again..love it:-6


When I do another CD in a couple of months Kathy I will send you the tracks sweetheart...........I will love and leave you now babe as its very late:-5.Night lovely dear lady;)xxOh and Chez you to mate;)xx

Chezzie;821166 wrote: Hi Darling Kathy Ellen fron New Joisey :-4:-4:-4


Hello my little sugar plum:-4:-4

How are ya tonight:-6

Nite Carol and thanks for being you babes xxxxxxxxx:-4:-4:-4:-4:-4

Kathy Ellen;821173 wrote: Hello my little sugar plum:-4:-4

How are ya tonight:-6


hi hun im fine......its 1-40am and i need my bed lol:-4:-6

Carolly;821170 wrote: When I do another CD in a couple of months Kathy I will send you the tracks sweetheart...........I will love and leave you now babe as its very late:-5.Night lovely dear lady;)xxOh and Chez you to mate;)xx


Night sweetie Carol:-4

Guess I should start my rounds soon to wish all a good night:-6

Hi all , its 8pm here. Had a yummy tea tonight.roast lamb, baked potato and sweet potato, pumpkin, cauliflower and beans and gravy.

HELLO EACH ! XXX

Hi Kay, that meal sounds a bit yummy - did Carol send over a leg of lamb ?? :wah:

Is it today that Latesha returns ? Hope you are OK Mrs. XXX

Yea latesha is back. She was so excited to see Shayden. Still has a bad cold:(

Shaydens court case was adjourned for 5 more weeks because they didnt have a long term carer lined up.

Kathy Ellen;821164 wrote: You sing your bloody heart out girl:-4

Hello to all the foc'ers and friends....hope all are well

Carol, I listened to the "Where the boys are" again and again and again..love it:-6

Gill, I'm so upset about your situation with the dirty, little skite gurriers:-5 I can't believe that the cops won't do anything about it. You should live in my town. The cops will come and beat the gurriers without asking questions:wah: Beat them up now and then ask questions. Does your security camera take pictures of these blokes. Do you know why they're doing it? Are they singling you out for some reason or just picking homes randomly? You shouldn't have to put with this s**t:-5 Hope something is resolved soon.....the dirty, little skites *#@*#@.


hi kathy,

that reminds me of when i got lost at universal studios florida !!

i wanderd about for a while looking for my friends then decided to go back to where i THOUGHT the car was, passing a patrol car on the way so i thought if i really get into trouble i can go to them.

couldnt find the car, one of probably several thousand !!!! so thought oh well policemen, here i come.

i walked round the corner to find they'd surrounded a car with guns drawn, screaming and swearing at the occupants:-3

i darn nearly passed out, never been so scared, thank heavens my boss and his son suddenly appeared and i was saved.

i can laugh about it now but at the time it want very nice, we'd only been in america two days and i had no idea where we were staying or anything.

today didnt start off too well with rain and wind again but it looks like its getting better now,

had a nice night out last night, the comedian was brilliant and oh boy could he sing and he wasnt bad looking either:rolleyes:

oh well, better get ready for work now, i hate mondays as they dont exactly overdo the cleaning up on sunday nights cos good old muggins here will do it when she turns up in the morning then i can get on with my job :-5

kayleneaussie;821286 wrote: Yea latesha is back. She was so excited to see Shayden. Still has a bad cold:(


AAWW bless her little cotton socks! Yes I would think little Latesha did miss her little friend. I wonder if she gets confused about going away for a few days to somebody else's house. I bet she will soon recover from her cold now she is back with you !! :-6 :-4

Chezzie;821167 wrote: Big hugs to GillyWilly xxxxxxxx:-4:-4:-4


Aw thanks Chezzie Wezzie :-4

ok I am off to bed now. Catcha all later and take care:-4

Kathy Ellen;821164 wrote: You sing your bloody heart out girl:-4

Hello to all the foc'ers and friends....hope all are well:-4

Carol, I listened to the "Where the boys are" again and again and again..love it:-6

Gill, I'm so upset about your situation with the dirty, little skite gurriers:-5 I can't believe that the cops won't do anything about it. You should live in my town. The cops will come and beat the gurriers without asking questions:wah: Beat them up now and then ask questions. Does your security camera take pictures of these blokes. Do you know why they're doing it? Are they singling you out for some reason or just picking homes randomly? You shouldn't have to put with this s**t:-5 Hope something is resolved soon.....the dirty, little skites *#@*#@.


Thanks Kathy, fortunately at the moment it is reasonably quiet, but as the evenings get lighter, I think we may get trouble back. We just hope that Friday, Saturday and Sunday evenings blinkin well rain - it tends to put the idiots off from coming round here because there is not much shelter from the elements - they'll find somewhere else where there is a bit of shelter! Unfortunately, as we have found out, video film from our CCTV cameras is not admissable in court, as there can be no positive ID of the bastards, particularly as they wear 'hoodies'.

I think we're only 'singled out' because of the two Reliant three wheeler cars (one belongs to Chris and the other belongs to my son Andy who can drive a three-wheeler on his biker licence).

XXX

Hello Everyone!:-6

I hope you are all well today!:)

I noticed that this is post number 4,916 do you think we'll make it to 5,000 today?:wah:

Helen;821308 wrote: hi kathy,

that reminds me of when i got lost at universal studios florida !!

i wanderd about for a while looking for my friends then decided to go back to where i THOUGHT the car was, passing a patrol car on the way so i thought if i really get into trouble i can go to them.

couldnt find the car, one of probably several thousand !!!! so thought oh well policemen, here i come.

i walked round the corner to find they'd surrounded a car with guns drawn, screaming and swearing at the occupants:-3

i darn nearly passed out, never been so scared, thank heavens my boss and his son suddenly appeared and i was saved.

i can laugh about it now but at the time it want very nice, we'd only been in america two days and i had no idea where we were staying or anything.


Hi Helen ! You don't arf know how to live it up Mrs !!! Don't work too hard, if you don't manage to do it all, they should have done it last night, it isn't your fault! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Take care :-6

Hope6;821343 wrote: Hello Everyone!:-6

I hope you are all well today!:)

I noticed that this is post number 4,916 do you think we'll make it to 5,000 today?:wah:


Hi Hope !!! It is Monday, and renowned for people being busy doing their own thing in the real world, so it is in the lap of the gods really, but I don't think it matters. We should reach it by sometime tomorrow anyway :wah:

I had better carry on with work ! I used to quite enjoy paperwork, I was quite well organised - that was a long time ago when I ran an office though!! Ah well, somebody has to do it, but I do need some more 'box files' grrrrrrrrrrr







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May see you all later, so have a good day with what you are doing :-6 :driving: :-4

G#Gill;821350 wrote: I had better carry on with work ! I used to quite enjoy paperwork, I was quite well organised - that was a long time ago when I ran an office though!! Ah well, somebody has to do it, but I do need some more 'box files' grrrrrrrrrrr









May see you all later, so have a good day with what you are doing :driving: :-4


Have a good day Gill, don't work to hard:wah: It's so quite on here this morning I'm gonna sigh off for a while too and come back later.

My love to everyone and I'll talk to you after a while!:-4

Good morning everyone. I was not here all weekend so what did I miss?:wah:

Hope6;821343 wrote: Hello Everyone!:-6

I hope you are all well today!:)

I noticed that this is post number 4,916 do you think we'll make it to 5,000 today?:wah:
Hi Sis............sorry but I think you have made a slight mistake there........its actually nearly 15,000 not 5!!!!!!!!!!!:wah::wah:;)

qsducks;821372 wrote: Good morning everyone. I was not here all weekend so what did I miss?:wah:Kaz lap dancing......Kay singing after her 3rd bottle of scotch........Helen pulling an all in wrestler.....Gill doing her disappearing act......Chez and Kathy making some nice cakes.....Hope doing the Can Can.....jj still being a tart.....visits from lovely friends........oh and me winning Miss World:rolleyes::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Helen love the picture of the baby..........bless;)

Good Morning All!! :-6

Carolly you can't hide in here :wah: I have 3 now, I want more!!! :wah:

I wish I could sing like that ..... you should share with all the flowers in the garden :-6

Carolly;821452 wrote: Hi Sis............sorry but I think you have made a slight mistake there........its actually nearly 15,000 not 5!!!!!!!!!!!:wah::wah:;)


sorry Sis, I think I was looking at pages instead of posts, how embarrassing:o

so i wonder if we'll make it to 15,000 today?:wah::wah:

Carolly;821464 wrote: Kaz lap dancing......Kay singing after her 3rd bottle of scotch........Helen pulling an all in wrestler.....Gill doing her disappearing act......Chez and Kathy making some nice cakes.....Hope doing the Can Can.....jj still being a tart.....visits from lovely friends........oh and me winning Miss World:rolleyes:yh_rotfl;)


:wah: hey sis, i actually do know how to do the Can Can!:wah:

Pheasy;821471 wrote: Good Morning All!! :-6

Carolly you can't hide in here :wah: I have 3 now, I want more!!!

I wish I could sing like that ..... you should share with all the flowers in the garden :-6
I dont fink all the flowers would be to happy about that Pheasy :rolleyes::wah:;)Some more on the way babes lolxx

G#Gill;821345 wrote: Hi Helen ! You don't arf know how to live it up Mrs !!! Don't work too hard, if you don't manage to do it all, they should have done it last night, it isn't your fault! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Take care :-6


it was a bit like visits to my maiden great aunt when i was a kid........... not as bad as i thought when i got there..............:rolleyes::wah:

Carolly;821464 wrote: Kaz lap dancing......Kay singing after her 3rd bottle of scotch........Helen pulling an all in wrestler.....Gill doing her disappearing act......Chez and Kathy making some nice cakes.....Hope doing the Can Can.....jj still being a tart.....visits from lovely friends........oh and me winning Miss World:rolleyes::yh_yh_rotfl;)


hi carol,

you dont know where i left him do you ?? cant find him anywhere now :-2:-5

Hope6;821492 wrote: :wah: hey sis, i actually do know how to do the Can Can!
Right first I suggest you get a new pair of glasses:rolleyes:;) and next dont do the Can Can when Gods Gift to anyfing that breathes is here ok.......dont know if his heart could take it:-3:wah:;)

Helen;821503 wrote: hi carol,

you dont know where i left him do you ?? cant find him anywhere now :-2:-5Well last I heard dear was him in the street singing.....I Who Have Nothing...........dunno why Im sure:sneaky:but he was crying singing it may I add....ahhhhhh:(

Carolly;821505 wrote: Right first I suggest you get a new pair of glasses and next dont do the Can Can when Gods Gift to anyfing that breathes is here ok.......dont know if his heart could take it:)


i actually do need new glasses, i'm blind as a bat!:wah:

i'll try not to do the Can Can while Jj is around, i sure don't want to give him a heart attack!:wah:

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (Pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a bleedin liar……' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl........that was a stronger word but thought better not put it;)

Carolly;821538 wrote: An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (Pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a bleedin liar……' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl........that was a stronger word but thought better not put it;)


took a minute or two but i got there in the end :rolleyes

Carolly;821538 wrote: An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (Pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a bleedin liar¦¦' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl........that was a stronger word but thought better not put it;)




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Hi Pheasy ! good to see you here !!:D

Hi Ducks !! How you doing today ?

Helen;821543 wrote: took a minute or two but i got there in the end :rolleyes


I think i got it but i'm not quite sure!:wah::wah:

Helen;821543 wrote: took a minute or two but i got there in the end :rolleyesOh bless Helen yer so innocent..............:rolleyes:mind youthats a joke on its own aint it mate:wah::wah:;):p

Carol, how are you today mate?

By the way Carol, did Helen's wrestler look like this ? ------------------------------------

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G#Gill;821557 wrote: Carol, how are you today mate?

By the way Carol, did Helen's wrestler look like this ? ------------------------------------

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OH GILL, YOU FOUND HIM........................... THANKYOU :-4

Hope6;821552 wrote: I think i got it but i'm not quite sure!:wah:


Hope, perhaps if we dressed the sheep like this

You may understand the punchline :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Carolly;821554 wrote: Oh bless Helen yer so innocent..............:rolleyes:mind youthats a joke on its own aint it mate:wah:):p


carol !! im shocked you could think so !!

Helen;821565 wrote: OH GILL, YOU FOUND HIM........................... THANKYOU :-4


OMG !!! Helen !!!!!



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G#Gill;821568 wrote: Hope, perhaps if we dressed the sheep like this

You may understand the punchline :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)


OMG! All i can say is EWWW GROSS! :-3:wah:

Hope, normally it's used as a joke about shepherds from Wales !!! Sorry Taffy XXX

:rolleyes::wah::D:-4

G#Gill;821579 wrote: Hope, normally it's used as a joke about shepherds from Wales !!! Sorry Taffy XXX

:rolleyes::wah::D:-4


what can i say, i've lived a sheltered life!:wah:

Hope6;821582 wrote: what can i say, i've lived a sheltered life!:wah:


Well I suppose, stuck out in the back of beyond on a farm with no sheep, it is understandable Hope :wah::wah:;)