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Hi Hope, Its Saturday here, I only have Shayden this weekend as Latesha is with her nan:(

I'm sorry to hear that Kathy, here are some hugs for you!:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:yh_hugs

kayleneaussie;819587 wrote: Hi Hope, Its Saturday here, I only have Shayden this weekend as Latesha is with her nan:(


Hi Kay how are you doing Sis, are you holding up alright with Latesha being gone?

here's some hugs for you too!:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:)

Hope6;819589 wrote: Hi Kay how are you doing Sis, are you holding up alright with Latesha being gone?

here's some hugs for you too!:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:yh_hugs:)


awwwwwwwwww thanks sis:-4 You will never guess what I just did.....

Was fixing some baby cereal for Shayden and stead of tipping it into the bowl i had it turned round the wrong way and it was tipping onto the kitchen floor:-5

kayleneaussie;819593 wrote: awwwwwwwwww thanks sis:-4 You will never guess what I just did.....

Was fixing some baby cereal for Shayden and stead of tipping it into the bowl i had it turned round the wrong way and it was tipping onto the kitchen floor:-5


yeah, a lot of times when i get through feeding Jacob we're both wearing more of the food that he's eaten of it!:wah::wah:

Hope6;819580 wrote: Hello Everyone!:)

I hope everyone is doing well today and having a good start to your weekend:)

Jj it's good to see you back!:)


thanx hope honey pie!!!

Jj :-4

kayleneaussie;819585 wrote: She is out singing somewhere:guitarist


bet she sings like a nightingale! :guitarist

i sing too you know ...

in the shower!

jones jones;819607 wrote: bet she sings like a nightingale! :guitarist

i sing too you know ...

in the shower!


And thats where she should be singing too:yh_rotfl

Helen;818686 wrote: morning mrsk, can see your name at the bottom of the page there.

oh well, time to sort myself out for work

catch you all later :-4


Hi Helen I stayed logged on all night,forgot to log of I was that tired;)

G#Gill;818699 wrote: Hi mrsK, so glad you had such a fulfilling visit. I have great admiration for all these people who devote their time to helping these special needs children. They have to be a certain type of person, with an infinite amount of patience and understanding, and compassion.




That is lovely of you to say Gill.

The way I look at it is if I needed help because I couldn't move or speak it would be nice to know someone was there to help me along my way.

These kids are amazing & so much smarter than most people think,very tricky people;) they are amazing for finding excuses to not do their school work:wah:in my books they get an "A" for that alone.Very clever people:-4

The past 2 days we travelled 1500 ks to go meet a new student who is coming to our class,adorable & very clever.Her body just won't co operate with her:-4:-6

kazalala;818709 wrote: HI all hope you are all ok today:-6 its cold wet and windy here:rolleyes: Well been to docs this morning, i have to go back next week for some blood tests etc. but he dont think its anything that bad, probably just dependant oedema, which is just skight wter retention due to my veins not working as efficiantly as they used to. he said with he amount of excercising im doing now with taking the dog out i shuold eventually start to feel better,,,,never said how long that would take though:sneaky:

Neffy, good to see you how you been

Hope you dont have to wait around too long Carol:driving:

HI Gill, Helen, Mrs K

huigs and kisses to everyone xxxxxxxxxxx Kaz.


Hi Kaz:-4

Hope you start to feel better soon.I am sure you will now you are out & about:-6

qsducks;818776 wrote: Thanks to my mom, they are heriditary. So, like thanks MOM! Other than that I love to paint my toenails red.


Hi Ducks,

As I get older I am inheriting from my Mum as well:sneaky:

Hope you feel better soon:-6

jones jones;819583 wrote: bien Ellen aiment ... voici une étreinte ET un baiser pour vous!

heres a hug and a kiss for you ellen!

huggggg ...mwaaaaaaah!!!

Jj :-4


Thanks JJ, I need as many hugs as possible...feeling sorry for myself:p

hey Kaz:-4 Hope you're feeling better luv....

And how are you my lovely friend H:-4 Love all of your poetry and stories about Australia.. There's so much wonderful info there and will look into it when I have the summer off:-6 Plan to visit those places when I visit Pam, you, Magenta and Kay:-4

kayleneaussie;819587 wrote: Hi Hope, Its Saturday here, I only have Shayden this weekend as Latesha is with her nan:(


Hugs to you:-4

I know how it feels:(

Hi MrsK1 :-4

Kathy Ellen;819669 wrote: hey Kaz:-4 Hope you're feeling better luv....

And how are you my lovely friend H:-4 Love all of your poetry and stories about Australia.. There's so much wonderful info there and will look into it when I have the summer off:-6 Plan to visit those places when I visit Pam, you, Magenta and Kay


Well I think I will have to meet you as well,can't come to Aus & not meet a bushy who lives in the West;):-6

Maybe we could find a central place to meet.

I am always up for a couple of days away :-6

Just going to hang out the laundry & do some boring things..................like housework:wah:

I will return:-6

mrsK;819676 wrote: Well I think I will have to meet you as well,can't come to Aus & not meet a bushy who lives in the West;):-6

Maybe we could find a central place to meet.

I am always up for a couple of days away :-6:)

Won't be able to come for awhile H, but will definitely arrive one day. I plan to enjoy the beach this summer with family and friends and visit Ireland and the UK during the summer of 2009 and then onto Australia.:-6

Forgot to add H that I'd just love to meet you:)

I have been a fan of this lady for a long time. She is both lovely, vivacious, and has a great singing voice. When I think of Petula Clark, I think of Carol. I know, I know.........they are two separate people. But I can't help it. For now I am a Carol fan.:-6

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Hello again everyone!

I hope everyone is doing well!

I'm signing off for the night, I don't know when i'll be on again so in the meantime I hope everyone has a great weekend and my love to everybody!:-4

Chezzie;819493 wrote: bet u got a lawnmower in yer hand too Kay :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;819547 wrote: Sure jj anytime. Do you want the spare bed or do you want share;)Tart:rolleyes::sneaky:

Kathy Ellen;819577 wrote: Thanks Kaz

I need some big hugs now....just tired and sick of working 24/7 for the last few weeks. Can't wait for my April holiday in Florida....need some sun and fun, good books, Italian restaurant and fun Irish pub....I love simple things...this is all I need:-6 and then I'll feel better.

Hello to Kay, Hope and JJ:-6

where's Gill and Carol:-4I been out singing Kathy:guitarist and Gill comes and goes like wind:rolleyes:Hope yer ok me little darlin and fanks for asking about me;)xxxx

Hope6;819580 wrote: Hello Everyone!:)

I hope everyone is doing well today and having a good start to your weekend:)

Jj it's good to see you back!:)Hi Hope and dont encourage him dear.......well not on here anyway;):wah:xx

kayleneaussie;819614 wrote: And thats where she should be singing too:yh_rotfl:-5:-5:mad::sneaky:

:Dalong-for-the-ride;819691 wrote: I have been a fan of this lady for a long time. She is both lovely, vivacious, and has a great singing voice. When I think of Petula Clark, I think of Carol. I know, I know.........they are two separate people. But I can't help it. For now I am a Carol fan.:-6
Ahhhhhhh fanks hun;) actually on the CD I did I recorded DownTown

Hey Carol,

I just listened to your version of "Where the boys are..."again and love your version better than Connie....don't tell her that...shhhhh... and I cried again. Have you watched the video of "'Where the boys Are?" with Connie francis?

Kathy Ellen;819790 wrote: Hey Carol,

I just listened to your version of "Where the boys are..."again and love your version better than Connie....don't tell her that...shhhhh... and I cried again. Have you watched the video of "'Where the boys Are?" with Connie francis?
lol you really like that song dont you..........no Kathy but I remember seeing the film about 100 years ago lol .Im doing another CD in about 8 weeks........these will be some of the songs

Your My World

Maybe This Time

Never Never Never

Always On My Mind

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Move Over Darling

Sailor...................cant remember the rest:wah::wah:

Now about you crying .............is my voice that bad:wah:KAY SHUT IT!!!!!!:-5

Sorry about that Kathy:wah:;)Gotta go to bed now as...............hell Im up in 2 hours!!!!!!!xxxxx

Finally got both lawns MOWEDtoday:)

kayleneaussie;819884 wrote: Finally got both lawns MOWEDtoday:)


Hi Kay

yeah it won't be to long and i'll have to start mowing the lawnstoo!:wah::wah:

Hope6;819885 wrote: Hi Kay

yeah it won't be to long and i'll have to start mowing the lawnstoo!:wah::wah:


carol will really love that sis....both of us mowing the lawns:yh_rotfl

Carolly;819776 wrote: Tart:rolleyes::sneaky:

Carolly;819799 wrote: lol you really like that song dont you..........no Kathy but I remember seeing the film about 100 years ago lol .Im doing another CD in about 8 weeks........these will be some of the songs

Your My World

Maybe This Time

Never Never Never

Always On My Mind

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Move Over Darling

Sailor...................cant remember the rest:wah::wah:

Now about you crying .............is my voice that bad:wah:KAY SHUT IT!!!!!!:-5

Sorry about that KathyGotta go to bed now as...............hell Im up in 2 hours!!!!!!!xxxxx

morning everyone,

well, i had a shower and got into my pj's last night, intending to spend some time on here and it turned into another early night so im bright eyed and bushy tailed now.........................as i have been since 4am this morning :-5:rolleyes:

hope you all have a good day or night, delete as applicable........

Hi helen:-4

Helen;819896 wrote: morning everyone,

well, i had a shower and got into my pj's last night, intending to spend some time on here and it turned into another early night so im bright eyed and bushy tailed now.........................as i have been since 4am this morning :-5:rolleyes:

hope you all have a good day or night, delete as applicable........


Hi Helen,

Won't be long & I will be heading off to bed.

I am really tired tonight,all the travelling I guess.:-6

kayleneaussie;819884 wrote: Finally got both lawns MOWEDtoday:)


Hi mrsk2,

I am so pleased you mowed the lawns today.

We did ours as well.

Nothing like freshly mowed lawns & the lovely smell;):-6

Hi MrsK1, yea I am stuffed now as the front lawn is on a slope so is very hard to MOW,but its done now just got to do the edges tomorrow:(

hi kay and mrsk,

rain and gales here again today, clocks go forward tonight and it feels more like the middle of winter:-3

its one of those days were you feel you dont want to set foot out of the door but im afraid thats not going to happen.

We set our clocks back in april, they extended it a month which is really stupid cause its so dark in the mornings.....I hate it:(

Well I am going to have a Milo and a ciggie and go to bed. Bye :-4

kayleneaussie;819907 wrote: We set our clocks back in april, they extended it a month which is really stupid cause its so dark in the mornings.....I hate it:(


it will be darker in the mornings here for a little while which suits me as it will stop the dog trying to drag me out of bed cos he thinks i've over slept :-5

see you later :-4

Hello each ! have a good day/night !!! XXX

Here's a link that will make you laugh. Charlotte Green, Radio 4's very professional news reader, had a fit of the giggles when somebody whispered down her earpiece from the producer's room, that the sound recording of a woman singing a song, made in the 1800s sounded like a bee trapped in a jar! Unfortunately the next news item she had to read was concerning an obituary !

www.dailymail.co.uk/charlottegreen

After you read the item, scroll down to where it says 'listen to Charlotte Green's fit of giggles'

It will brighten up your day !!! :wah::wah:



Carol - you nutter !! burning the candle again Mrs. xxx

Hi Kathy - please don't encourage her, just tell her to go to bed !!! xxx

Hi Kay - pity you can't get somebody else to MOW your front lawn for you and save your back from breaking !! xxx

Hi Hope - another one MOWINGlawns ! Carol will be sooooo pleased :yh_rotfl xxx

Hi Helen - you must have needed that early night Mrs ! Pity about the 4 am wake up though ! xxx

Hi mrsK - it's catching up with you, all the travelling ! Everybody is MOWING ! xxx

This very large lady was sitting in a deckchair on the beach.

After about an hour, the deckchair man approaches her and says -

"excuse me madam, could you please leave the beach,

as the tide is waiting to come in !"





:wah::wah::wah::wah:

I was walking down the street the other day,

and I saw a man on his hands and knees with the side of his head pressed against a manhole cover.

I stopped and asked him what ever was he doing ?

The man beckoned me to him, and told me to get down and listen to the manhole cover.

So I went over, knelt down and pressed my ear to the manhole cover.

After about 5 minutes I said to him "I can't hear anything !"

So a frown came over his face, and he said "I know, it's been like that all day !"



:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Just to give you a bit of a laugh on this miserable day !! :-6





:wah::wah:

A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma ... but I'm glad I came."

A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. He put the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.

The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."

The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and let the young to take over, so take a hike."

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon. Just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."

The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"

So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"

The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."

They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken go cluck "Go!" and the old rooster took off running.

About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! He shoots the young rooster.

He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife...

"Son of a bitch ... third gay rooster I bought this week!"