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I got her what she's always wanted.

Very charming TM and I don't think I can beat that present:D

I got her a new doorbell too...we can say you bought it!

Oh, I think she's gonna love it! It's purr-fect:wah:

Wonder if it farts or sprays you when you push the button :wah:

Oh My Gosh.....Geez Thanks Girls. You guys new exactly what I wanted. Now if I had a rare orange gem and QSDuck would give my mirror back the day would be perfect!

Should we hang it on the pub wall and try to wrap it?

Here ya go Patty:D

Carolly;830262 wrote: Lock up yer daughters girls...............and ye grannys come to fink about it:rolleyes:JJs about.:sneaky:


hey pussycat ... ya know its really only you i'm after!!!

Jj :-4

Trunk Monkey;830342 wrote: Good morning! I hope you can stop by later a have a piece of Cow Patty's cake.




hey! happy birthday cow patty??

wow where's that cake then?

Jj:-4

Since it's your birthday CP, go get your mirror...

qsducks;830395 wrote: Well, I for one will be here! "walks over to kitchen to start prepping party". What shall we have today Hope? And can your bf cook at all?


hey ducky ... cookin' IS one of my many talents ... and i'm not talkin' about m/w meals ... i'm talkin' the real deal!

Jj:-4

:-4qsducks;830482 wrote: Maybe he can pop out of one of those giant cakes:wah:with just a loincloth on?


just a loincloth on!!!!

why .. and spoil on your fun???

Jj:-4

kazalala;830813 wrote: Here ya go Patty:D


Thanks! I can't imagine how you could find such a rare gem.....this really means alot to me!

Trunk Monkey;830827 wrote: Since it's your birthday CP, go get your mirror...


Thanks! Now I can see who's behind me!

Jj, Hope wasn't sure if you were game or not for the cake stunt:wah: Let's go into the kitchen and start this party. You'll have to check the menu on the page before. Loaded with goodies

qsducks;830837 wrote: Jj, Hope wasn't sure if you were game or not for the cake stunt:wah: Let's go into the kitchen and start this party. You'll have to check the menu on the page before. Loaded with goodies


hey ducky ... jumpin out a cake without a loincloth (what the hells's a loincloth? thing tarzan used to wear?) ... will be a piece of cake ...

Jj:-4

"It's your choice, but the loincloth is optional, maybe a thong"? "There's gonna be some guys here too":wah:

qsducks;830857 wrote: "It's your choice, but the loincloth is optional, maybe a thong"? "There's gonna be some guys here too":wah:


guys too!!!! well definitely the tarzan look with a thong underneath for later when they have left ...

Jj:-4

JJ here's a pic of me doing a commercial. Want me to jump out of your cake?

"I believe he may wet his loincloth":wah:

Hi Guys:Dbrought the picture that TM....Ducky and Cow had taken.....special surprise for you;):D

Trunk Monkey;830885 wrote: JJ here's a pic of me doing a commercial. Want me to jump out of your cake?


OI!!!!!!YOU PINCHED ME PICTURE!!!!:sneaky::p

Yes, a nice picture of their grandmother's:wah: "where did you dig that up"?

Trunk Monkey;830885 wrote: JJ here's a pic of me doing a commercial. Want me to jump out of your cake?




jeez!!! do i ever!!!!!!



Jj:-4 :-4

"Jj is foaming at the mouth":wah:

qsducks;830901 wrote: "Jj is foaming at the mouth":wah:Aint his mouth dear:rolleyes:

qsducks;830894 wrote: Yes, a nice picture of their grandmother's:wah: "where did you dig that up"?You little liar.....its you 3 and you know it:p:rolleyes::wah:

Maybe we should get him a towel?:wah:

Carolly;830909 wrote: Aint his mouth dear:rolleyes:


ooh saucy!!!!

Jj:-4

qsducks;830911 wrote: Maybe we should get him a towel?:wah:


make that a real beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg towel ducky!!!!!!!!!

Jj:-4

"Wrong Carolly, I'm that hot chick in the picture". Your just jealous!

qsducks;830916 wrote: "Wrong Carolly, I'm that hot chick in the picture". Your just jealous!


you are??? OMG .... twins!!!!!!!!!!! yippeeeeee!!!

Jj:-4

"Where is the birthday girl?"

alright! what's going on in here! I thought I said no flirting with my man while I was gone!:(

Hope6;830942 wrote: alright! what's going on in here! I thought I said no flirting with my man while I was gone!:(


hi honey!!!

Jj:-4

jones jones;830944 wrote: hi honey!!!

Jj:-4


well hi yourself darlin, have these girls been giving you a hard time? :-4

Hope6;830948 wrote: well hi yourself darlin, have these girls been giving you a hard time? :-4


no honey these girls have been givin' me a good time:wah::wah:

Jj:-4

jones jones;830949 wrote: no honey these girls have been givin' me a good time:wah::wah:

Jj:-4


owwww, I don't know if I like the sound of that!:(

Hope6;830951 wrote: owwww, I don't know if I like the sound of that!:(


mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Jj:-4

hey i'm jumpin out a cake wearing a ... what did ducks call it ... loincloth ...

OMG it sounds so gross!

Jj:-4

jones jones;830955 wrote: hey i'm jumpin out a cake wearing a ... what did ducks call it ... loincloth ...

OMG it sounds so gross!

Jj:-4


hey, you can leave the loincloth off and it would be fine with me but i don't want you giving these other girls a heart attack!:sneaky:

Hope, don't you know by now we all wear bifocals and can't see S**T?

Trunk Monkey;830968 wrote: Hope, don't you know by now we all wear bifocals and can't see S**T?


OMG, now i know you're not old enough to need bifocals!

carols gotta sing this when i jump out the cake ...

Jj:-4



"You Can Leave Your Hat On"

Baby, take off your coat, real slow.

Baby, take off your shoes. I'll help you take off your shoes.

Baby, take off your dress. Yes, yes, yes.

You can leave your hat on.

You can leave your hat on.

You can leave your hat on.

Go over there, turn on the light. No, all the lights.

Come back here, stand on the chair. Ooh, baby, that's right!

Raise your arms in the air, now shake 'em.

You give me reason to live.

You give me reason to live.

You give me reason to live.

You can leave your hat on!

Suspicious minds are talking. That's right, they'll tear us apart.

They don't believe in this love of ours.

They don't know what love is.

They don't know what love is.

I know what love is.

You can leave your hat on.

You can

oh i can see jonesy on his way!:D

Is the knife to cut the cake?

Trunk Monkey;830995 wrote: Is the knife to cut the cake?


ye to cut his way our of it :wah::wah:

kazalala;830992 wrote: oh i can see jonesy on his way!:D




hey kaz ... i work out! i gotta better six pack than that barbie dude!!!

Jj:-4

Trunk Monkey;830995 wrote: Is the knife to cut the cake?


is that a knife or is he just pleased to see you?