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Jim, I'm sure this has been asked somewhere along the line but there is no WAY I'm reading through 1400+ replies to find it.

How friggin' tall are you?



And also, is the self-deprecating humor just you, or do you actually have a confidence "issue"?

(Me, I have an issue with seeing people beat up on themselves all the time. That's why I ask. :yh_bigsmi )

I have found out that the people who do the self depricating humor are usually the most confident. They arent scared to laugh at themselves.

BabyRider;520335 wrote: Jim, I'm sure this has been asked somewhere along the line but there is no WAY I'm reading through 1400+ replies to find it.

How friggin' tall are you?



And also, is the self-deprecating humor just you, or do you actually have a confidence "issue"?

(Me, I have an issue with seeing people beat up on themselves all the time. That's why I ask. :yh_bigsmi )


i can laugh at my self cry with myself its just other sides of the same coin br , i would say i'm probably one of the confident people out there i know what i am and what i'm about , put me in a place i can have the whole place laughing in seconds if i go out with sue i don't get to talk to her much every one swamps me honest as for my looks for a guy my age i'm OK i ran through the woods once and big foot started filming me :wah: i'm happy with who i am i do laugh at myself but thats coz i don't take life or myself at all seriously ' the reading thing does really bother me though di and hammy were having a great talk the other day about something really clever i wanted to join in but alas i could not ...so no i have no confidence problems what would you rather i do take the p155 outta you guys or outta myself ... besides i got so much material shame to waste it :wah:



oh yeah 6'1 not in my high heels

YZGI;520338 wrote: I have found out that the people who do the self depricating humor are usually the most confident. They arent scared to laugh at themselves.




yeah what wize guy said :wah: :wah:

Jimbo what size are your high heels?



Do you have any trouble walking in them?



what's your favourite pair of high heels?



Do you prefer seamed stockings or fishnets?

jimbo;520341 wrote: i can laugh at my self cry with myself its just other sides of the same coin br , i would say i'm probably one of the confident people out there i know what i am and what i'm about , put me in a place i can have the whole place laughing in seconds if i go out with sue i don't get to talk to her much every one swamps me honest as for my looks for a guy my age i'm OK i ran through the woods once and big foot started filming me i'm happy with who i am i do laugh at myself but thats coz i don't take life or myself at all seriously ' the reading thing does really bother me though di and hammy were having a great talk the other day about something really clever i wanted to join in but alas i could not ...so no i have no confidence problems what would you rather i do take the p155 outta you guys or outta myself ... besides i got so much material shame to waste it



oh yeah 6'1 not in my high heels
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

How could anyone leave FG while this guy's still posting?

Uncle Kram;520358 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

How could anyone leave FG while this guy's still posting?


But he's avoiding the issues that I think that the viewing public have a right to know.



So Jimbo, about the dressing in items of womens footwear.......has this been a problem for long?



Do you share with Suzy or are your feet so big she could go canoeing in your trainers?

Imladris;520386 wrote: But he's avoiding the issues that I think that the viewing public have a right to know.



So Jimbo, about the dressing in items of womens footwear.......has this been a problem for long?



Do you share with Suzy or are your feet so big she could go canoeing in your trainers?


I resemble that remark, i'm only a size 5, it's other things we share :sneaky:

SuzyB;520389 wrote: I resemble that remark, i'm only a size 5, it's other things we share :sneaky:


Well then I think we may have to start a new thread 'Suzy's secret life with Jimbo' - good idea?:sneaky:

Imladris;520393 wrote: Well then I think we may have to start a new thread 'Suzy's secret life with Jimbo' - good idea?:sneaky:


No please don't, people will realise that 2 wrongs really don't make a right :rolleyes:

SuzyB;520398 wrote: No please don't, people will realise that 2 wrongs really don't make a right :rolleyes:


:wah: :wah: :wah:



Ok you're safe for now!

jimbo;520341 wrote: i can laugh at my self cry with myself its just other sides of the same coin br , i would say i'm probably one of the confident people out there i know what i am and what i'm about , put me in a place i can have the whole place laughing in seconds if i go out with sue i don't get to talk to her much every one swamps me honest as for my looks for a guy my age i'm OK i ran through the woods once and big foot started filming me :wah: i'm happy with who i am i do laugh at myself but thats coz i don't take life or myself at all seriously ' the reading thing does really bother me though di and hammy were having a great talk the other day about something really clever i wanted to join in but alas i could not ...so no i have no confidence problems what would you rather i do take the p155 outta you guys or outta myself ... besides i got so much material shame to waste it :wah:



oh yeah 6'1 not in my high heels
I should have guessed that from the way you get this place laughing! And I'm a firm believer in being able to laugh at yourself, being honest with yourself, handing yourself an ass-whoopin' when it's neccessary. You get the idea.

And I'll tell ya, as far as looks...you may have seen my Bullet's pictures in here and you look very much like him. So, in my opinion, you've got no problems in that department!

BabyRider;520419 wrote: I should have guessed that from the way you get this place laughing! And I'm a firm believer in being able to laugh at yourself, being honest with yourself, handing yourself an ass-whoopin' when it's neccessary. You get the idea.

And I'll tell ya, as far as looks...you may have seen my Bullet's pictures in here and you look very much like him. So, in my opinion, you've got no problems in that department!


your dam right there sweety that bullet is a fine figure of a man , a right ladys dream come true .... ok i'm biased ... being big and bald too i'd like to meet up with you guys one day syzy and i are overdue a holiday ... i cant do beaches and layin in the sun i can do meeting people and having a laugh though take care br jim

Imladris;520386 wrote: But he's avoiding the issues that I think that the viewing public have a right to know.



So Jimbo, about the dressing in items of womens footwear.......has this been a problem for long?



Do you share with Suzy or are your feet so big she could go canoeing in your trainers?


i can honestly say cross dressing is not one of my things igal ... no really its not i'd look like singer devine who sang that ...you think your a man





please ..... igal no its just wrong

jimbo;520524 wrote: your dam right there sweety that bullet is a fine figure of a man , a right ladys dream come true .... ok i'm biased ... being big and bald too i'd like to meet up with you guys one day syzy and i are overdue a holiday ... i cant do beaches and layin in the sun i can do meeting people and having a laugh though take care br jim
Let me tell ya' Jim. You and Suzy are welcome here at any time. And you'll fit right in with this motley crew, we don't do beaches either. Just maybe postpone the vacation till summer is here. You don't want to TOUCH Michigan in the winter. Unless you care to do some bowhunting with me!

Bullet's Brothers would have an utter BLAST with you guys, I know it. Bikers are crazy. Hey....wait a minu.... :yh_bigsmi

BabyRider;520531 wrote: Let me tell ya' Jim. You and Suzy are welcome here at any time. And you'll fit right in with this motley crew, we don't do beaches either. Just maybe postpone the vacation till summer is here. You don't want to TOUCH Michigan in the winter. Unless you care to do some bowhunting with me!

Bullet's Brothers would have an utter BLAST with you guys, I know it. Bikers are crazy. Hey....wait a minu.... :yh_bigsmi


summer it is then .. i was gonna say i used to ride myself, but diretic or kram maybe wize guy would jump all over me so i'll start again ... i used to ride a bike myself sorry guys i'm onto you lot. i'd like to do rout 66 coast to coast stopping for a beer and a laugh in every town ..... cool :-6 i'll look up on the map and see where you are ... please keep me posted on the bullet trail ,sorry about the other day i did not realise you had two trials going on ... jimbo take care

mrsK;520549 wrote: Hello Jimbo,



It's your Aussie question person



How are things today?today is last night i'm off to bed in a minute



What do you think would help gain world peace?;) no religion , or just one



Do you think I should do some house work or sit here all day?no way think of loadsa questions for me tomorrow , the house work will only need doing again soon



Should I have a bbq for tea tonight or a salad,it's hot here today.


oh you monster ,i love barbie food its raining and stormy here i wish i could jump on a plane and get there for some bbq:wah: :-4

Pinky;520586 wrote: Jim, why has my cup of tea gone cold already?pinky just make another one and sip it as you yak on the puter that way it wont go cold by yak i mean talk not to be sick on your pc by being sick on your pc i mean to vomit i dont nean to stop your normal depraved posts in any way



Why do my cats have to roll around in the mud? your lucky its mud are you sure its mud and if so how did you test that it for ,sure it was mud sticking to their fur



Why is eggy bread just so nice? what is eggy bread folks its a witches remedy for something but what is it :wah:

mrsK;520576 wrote: Jimbo?



I can't upload attachments on this site why is that?

I can't open the rest of the smilies page,can you help?

Is it me or have I done something to my computer to stop these things working?



This is a major concern of mine atm:rolleyes: :wah:




jim moron , jim not understand puter :wah:





how are you mrs k ... sorry i cant help at all but ... its still nice to talk to you :-4

Wendybird;520763 wrote: Morning jimbo morning wendy



Did you sleep well last night? sleep whats that .. with sue in pain coz of her back she is tossing(back off guys you know what i mean )all night trying to get comfortable she wakes me up all the time... i've had no sleep for a week ...9 days to the meet up are you excited wendy ? are ya ? are ya?... who do you want to meet most ?..... i bet i know who you want to annoy most dont i :rolleyes:

Pinky;520770 wrote: LMAO!!! It's the witches remedy for something quick and easy to eat, hehe!



Jimbo, why do I have to go in today? It's academic review day which means I have to meet parents...I always find that slightly scary!:D


yes but what is eggy toast ... egg on toast :-6 maybe



from what i've seen at the school gates when i pick up the kids they are scarey :-3 :-3

Wendybird;520782 wrote: I AM getting excited now and I DO know who I want to annoy the most



I want to meet EVERYBODY! Can't wait! :-6




you know in real life i'm even more annoying don't you ... its only coz it takes me so long to type that you guys get any peace at all :wah:



i'm really looking forward to you guys too sue is a bit worried that i may be a total embarracement but i can live with it

mrsK;520794 wrote: I am well thanks for asking:-6



I have done absolutely nothing today but cook tea,got my grandson from his house this afternoon & chatted on here.

Watched Leyton beat an Englishman at tennis;)

What a lazy person I am.

All that is coming to a very sudden end soon.

Back to work time coming up


wow an english tennis player losing now that dont happen every day, unless you mean andy murrey who is of course scottish when he loses but britons number 1 when he wins . so my point is he is on the most part scottish



its good to relax mrs k ... but you have to go to work to pay the bills ... i of course cant go for it is blowing a gale here and though its unlikely a man of my stature could get blown away ,the roof tiles possibly could but fear not jimbo has a poor suzy to look after and as we speak she is writing a massive list of jobs to be done so i do not waste all day on that computer again ...though it dont stop her wasting four hours a day yakking with you guys does it:wah:

I did'nt want the post to end just yet. So, will my back ever get better?

Will the sun shine ever again? How do you make a longisland ice tea?

And did you ever have sex on the beach and how do you make it?:-6

Tater Tazz;521776 wrote: I did'nt want the post to end just yet. So, will my back ever get better?

Will the sun shine ever again? How do you make a longisland ice tea?

And did you ever have sex on the beach and how do you make it?
thanks tazz i cant tell you how happy i am to see this post come up again



i know ct well another month spring will be sprung all this bad weather will like my hair be a distant memory



i love long island teas , on my first trip to the states my mate and i guy on those things big time kinda funny gross story , we drank loads , i crashed out on my bed room spinning round,i could hear him outside being sick although it made me feel worse i still had to laugh, any way a couple of days later we were outside drinking a few beers on the wooden deck, when what i know now was a possum came by a funny animal big head little body , my mate said thank fook for that ,i said what he said when i was stretched out on the lawn the other day being sick that thing was eating it and i thought i was hallucinating





yes i have had sex on the beach , how did i make it ....bloody fast the tide was coming in :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Pinky;522142 wrote: Ello jimbo! What do you reckon I should have with a posh kinda sausage?

Mash, veggies, or maybe just buns:yh_giggle


Seeing as you are going all posh, why not cous cous? :wah:

Pinky;522147 wrote: Becous-cous!!!:wah:


Ahh, smart, ain't ya sausage girl?

Pinky;522151 wrote: Well, I have to be to try and keep up with you guys in Jumbo..I mean Jimbo's thread, hehe!


I was really posh tonght, I had smoked salmon, and mozarella cheese, with lemon and black pepper on home made bread, what do you think of that? Yummy!

Though you don't really like cheese though?

Pinky;522154 wrote: Wow, I'm impressed! Did you make the bread too?

Do you make things rise easily?:wah:

Sorry, I'm feeling like bad Pinks tonight!


Oh oh, is it going that way? Can you feel that happening? Maybe you should eat something, you are probably just feeling a little light headed.

I don't think I have ever baked bread, or caught a wild irish salmon, or made a mozzeralla cheese ball, I'm useless really. I can cook a nice Italian Meatball dish though, and I am being serious not suggestive I can make nice meatballs, except for when the cat eats them. God that sounds suggestive as well, I don't mean it to be, I can cook quite well, its a true story! :-2

Pinky;522162 wrote: :wah:

Damn cats, they run away with all your best efforts!

Hey, I'd love to taste your meatballs one day:D


Jaysus pinky you are off on one tonight! :wah:

Pinky;522174 wrote: I know, sorry!!!:o

Should I start behaving myself?


Well maybe wait till the watershed. :wah:

Pinky;522176 wrote: Oh well, only half an hour to go. I'm sure I can manage until then!:rolleyes:


Yes go and eat some sausages!

Pinky;522142 wrote: Ello jimbo! What do you reckon I should have with a posh kinda sausage?

Mash, veggies, or maybe just buns:yh_giggle




mash ,veggies or buns ? why not all three ... i have just been to the pub with my sons and a few mates they are all very drunk and having a laugh i'm drinking soda water .... i just cant get on the same wave length ... being sober is horrible ..... i hate it :-1 :-1 :-1

jimbo;522252 wrote: mash ,veggies or buns ? why not all three ... i have just been to the pub with my sons and a few mates they are all very drunk and having a laugh i'm drinking soda water .... i just cant get on the same wave length ... being sober is horrible ..... i hate it :-1 :-1 :-1


Oh yeah? Tell you how to cheer yourself up, call your mates up one by one at 9 tomorrow morning and see who is having the most fun then, you will feel great! They will hate you though.

Galbally;522254 wrote: Oh yeah? Tell you how to cheer yourself up, call your mates up one by one at 9 tomorrow morning and see who is having the most fun then, you will feel great! They will hate you though.




i was thinking about 6.30 am and just say sorry wrong number