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kayleneaussie;817319 wrote: Good morning everyone:-4
Just going out mate.........hope to talk when I get in later though;)

I'm still I think it could be.............................................

Tut!!!! now everyones buggered off!:-5:rolleyes:

kazalala;817338 wrote: I'm still I think it could be.............................................

Carolly;817353 wrote:


Carol, you need to smarten up if ya goin out mate:rolleyes:;):wah:

Hi Kay, Hi Kaz (hope you don't feel quite so grumpy Mrs ), Enjoy your evening Helen, and Carol you knock it to em kid !!!

:-6;):-4

Carolly;817328 wrote: Just going out mate.........hope to talk when I get in later though;)


ok Petal, catcha later:-4

G#Gill;817360 wrote: Hi Kay, Hi Kaz (hope you don't feel quite so grumpy Mrs ), Enjoy your evening Helen, and Carol you knock it to em kid !!!

:-6;):-4


Hi ya Gill:-4

kazalala;817338 wrote: I'm still I think it could be.............................................






Hi Kaz...I mean grumpy:yh_rotfl

Has everyone gone

Im still hanging around kay,,, going to watch the Apprentice at 9 though its just starting tonight.

Just had a bit of bad news,,, one of the lads who played football for us when we ran a team,,, his dad has just died recently,,, its the funeral tomorrow so we will probably go to show our respect,,, bit of a shock though he was only 54! he was a good dad, i remember we once had a bit of a ding dong me an him,,, but once it was over it was over and later he wrote a lovely letter about me to support me through a bit of a rough patch.

right im off to watch me programme,,, take care everyone:-4:-4

Good Morning:-6

Just about to head off on my trip ,so I will catch up with you when I get back.

Please try not to talk to much or I will never catch up again.

Thanks for the pm Carol;)

Have fun:-4:-6

kazalala;817375 wrote: Im still hanging around kay,,, going to watch the Apprentice at 9 though its just starting tonight.

Just had a bit of bad news,,, one of the lads who played football for us when we ran a team,,, his dad has just died recently,,, its the funeral tomorrow so we will probably go to show our respect,,, bit of a shock though he was only 54! he was a good dad, i remember we once had a bit of a ding dong me an him,,, but once it was over it was over and later he wrote a lovely letter about me to support me through a bit of a rough patch.


awwwwwwwww thats so sad Kaz:(:-4

Hey all:-4

Just popping in for a little hello...hope all are well:-6

Hi Kathy:)

NEED 2 MORE PLAYERS FOR BURGER TIME TOURNEY

kayleneaussie;817425 wrote: Hi Kathy:)


Hi Sweetie Kay....what are ya gonna do with your free time in June...tell me some good plans for fun, fun, fun....just for you:-6

Your cheerful smile

Your caressing hand

It’s the really simple things

That make your life look so grand

You’re a special woman

It’s in your eyes

I see the truth

There is no disguise

It’s your spirit

Maybe your soul

But my life without you

Would feel painfully old

You’ve been a true friend

I hope you stay

I would be so very empty

If you ever went away

Kathy Ellen;817446 wrote: Hi Sweetie Kay....what are ya gonna do with your free time in June...tell me some good plans for fun, fun, fun....just for you:-6


Been offered a job Kathy but not sure yet if I will take it yet as it can be veryyyyyyyyy stressful but something I would like to do

Hi.er anybody whose there:wah:......well I had a good sing song tonight............I sung

Never Never Never............Shirley Bassey

Always On My Mind

Somewhere Over The Rainbow andddd Where The Boys Are lol;)

Oh boy...........am I laughing here...........Ive just seen that BHughesNC has put our crazy story together on his thread and I hope he dont mind but I had to show you it.......I put on after he had shown it.............good aint it!!!!!:wah::wah:Well here it is and no pinching it and making out you wrote it!!:rolleyes::wah::D

opened my eyes this morning and the fog of sleep cleared from my mind.And I can still remember that dream I had last night. A smile came upon my face as I made my way down the hall. And then tripped over the dirty laundry. Then I realised I did it because I was still drunk from the night before. the night before and now had to face another day of, and still feeling that woozy feel...Did he really tell me last night that he no longer loved me????Or was that only what I thought, in my dream?, she asked herself as she picked up the dirty laundry. Perhaps I should write him a "Dear John" letter. Soooooo his been having affair with my best friend, how could he??? (But isn't your best friend a man? keep to the story dear) Seems its been going on for ages, how could he have done it to me? So she thought to herself, what went wrong?Guess it started that Xmas. I knew that Mistletoe wasn't meant for us.Was those damn cakes she made...........his a sucker for abit of tart......She certainly knew what to do with that wonder bra of hers. Im gonna clobber you in a minute now Gone With The Wind didnt have wonder bras in it .........now behave. Ye I guess it was that bit of jam tart he had that she made.........he was smitten.....So, she thought he likes a bit of tart, well I can do better and then she jumped into the shower. cause she had all jam tart over her as she had thrown it at him and missed and it had bounced back at her................................eat yer heart out Barbara Cartland......oops forgot.......this is serious.........sorry. so she got out his best shampoo and used the entire bottle on herself. Then thought..........wonder what I should buy for tomorrows dinner? She phoned her friend Duck to see if she wanted to go grocery shopping with her and buy tomorrows meal. then decided she wouldnt as the Duck was always drinking and trying to lead her astray...But Carolly was a wise woman and knew how to straighten the Duck out. "I'm a tart with a heart," she thought, "And ole Duck needs a ...friendly chat." Sooooooo she phoned the old Duck and told her not to have her normal 3 bottles of Gin that day and she would go out with her..........but only if Carolly is driving that new sports car of hers. By the way..........can I frame that please......oops sorry........back to the novel of the century. She climbed out of the shower feeling refreshed and decided to go for a walk. They agreed and off they went in the sports car, with the wind blowing through their hair and truckers honking at them as they sped by. Doing roughly 35 mph in a school zone. Then of all things.....the Ducks bleedin wig blew away....But that was alright, she stole Carolly's to wear. Soon, the girls saw a cop coming at them with his red lights on, wanting them to pull over! He was sooooo handsome that the Duck passed out hoping he would give her the kiss of life.....So Duck pulled off the side of the road to get out of the way. And put out her arms for the cop to perform CPR on her. She was happy that her friend Trunk Monkey let her borrow her red lip gloss that day and slightly puckered up when the cop approached her face. looked at it................and.................turned around and was sick...........But do not despair, the cop didn't feel like giving her a ticket that day. Duck appreciated that and thanked him, but first asked him to travel back and retrieve her wig that blew off so she could give it back to Carolly. then he asked all of them back to his place..........The cop was taken aback and thought, why not?" What???????.....what yoiu reading woman...........now keep up. Ok, ok, ok! They all joined the cop for a drink at his place. He was also going to order some Chinese food. He asked his mates round who were famous actors. That Carolly had meet in her past to help. she realised one was the father of her child...................shock...........horror!!!! but which child was sired by this man? The 14th one. She though, umm, I should take this jerk to court and bang him up for some child support payments he's been missing for how long? 30 years. Wait a min. how old is this chick? which one as Ive completely lost the plot and aint a clue who is who or what is what. Ere Im nuf laughing here as Ive never read such a crap novel Who is the author of this crazy novel? This story started with somebody waking up, remembering a dream, tripping over dirty laundry.........I could go on. Thought we were doing a best seller and could make our fortunes.

NIGHT NIGHT, DAY DAY MY FRIENDS XXX

Sorry petal about msn when I disappeared but Shayden came back:)

phew babies are in bed at last:)

Morning you lotxxxxx

Thought Id pop on before I go shopping and then out for the day;)

I was looking on the thread about the seals......Abbey put up something on it to show what happens ........how on earth can people say they dont suffer fgs.I know we all have opinions about things that others may not agree with but when you see stuff like that you realise how cruel people can be to innocent animals and its there for all to see and not just made up rubbish that we all are led to believe..........however enough about that but well done to Abbey for showing this and to let people know the truth.

Kay I thought you was going to have a nice rest...........what job have you been offered??

Well I better go an get sorted so hope Everyone is ok and all have a nice day............by the way Ducky:sneaky:no nicking our GREAT story and making loads of money saying you wrote it.........which reminds me.....I wonder if Jennifer Aniston would play me in the obvious film its going to be:-3;)

The job I have been offered is Transport worker...which means I pick up the foster children from their carers and take them to their supervised visits and supervise the visits, do reports and attend court cases. It can be a stressful job as some parents are violent and the ones in jail you have to go to the jail and do the supervised visit there. Apart from the stress it would be aan interesting job and I still have contact with children but can come home and rest. havent decided yet if I will take it

ok I am off to have a nice bubble bath, dont know if I will be back tonight so take care everyone:-4

HIYA EACH ! HAVE A GOOD DAY !!

had me bath but i am not tired:(

Hi Kay, why don't you MOW THE LAWNS !:wah:

That should get you a bit sleepy :-4

G#Gill;817727 wrote: Hi Kay, why don't you MOW THE LAWNS !:wah:

That should get you a bit sleepy :-4


I suppose I could MOW THE LAWNSat 10pm in the night...why didnt I think of that:yh_rotfl

Hi there Jimbo, maybe you can MOW THE LAWNSfor me:D

Hiya im just popping on quick, had a quick read of the posts,, but sorry Carol not read the story but i wil later;)

we are going to that funeral soon, dont know how long we will be but i should be back on at some time later today:-4

Hope you are all fine:-4

jimbo;817730 wrote: how are you foccers :-6:





i was going to talk about a wooden step that does not belong to me in a field that you can use to get over the fence











but thats not my style :wah:


Hi Jimbo !! Nice to see you matey ! Do I take it that you are taking steps to climb over our fence ?? Well you don't have to go to all that trouble, just open the gate and come in ! It is never locked, cos then anybody can come in and have a chat !:wah:

Hi Kaz, hope you're OK matey, sorry about that funeral, it must be so sad for the family

better get to bed, got a big day tomorrow as Latesha has a weekend sleepover at her nans , so got to pack all her things. catcha all later:)

kayleneaussie;817731 wrote: I suppose I could MOW THE LAWNSat 10pm in the night...why didnt I think of that:yh_rotfl


Well I suppose if you are on reasonable terms with your neighbours, it would not be a very kind thing to do :wah::sneaky:;)

Good Morning or Evening to everyone!

I hope you are all well today!:-6

G#Gill;817727 wrote: Hi Kay, why don't you MOW THE LAWNS !

That should get you a bit sleepy :-4


Since it's spring here, the grass is getting greener everyday, pretty soon I'm gonna have to start MOWING THE LAWNS:wah::wah:

AngelEyes82;817738 wrote: Just a quick hello & good morning to you all! It's 4:44am and I am going to lay back down for a little while.



Hope you all are having wonderful days!:-4


Hi Angel ! You take care of yourself, praps catch you later :-6

Hope6;817752 wrote: Since it's spring here, the grass is getting greener everyday, pretty soon I'm gonna have to start MOWING THE LAWNS:wah::wah:


Hello Hope ! Chris did our first GRASS MOW of the year, a few days ago. I love the smell of new mown grass :-6 I hope you and Jacob are OK !

Hey you guys, look what I found on Youtube --- Proof positive that the Irish discovered Africa ! I think I can see Pinkchick, Galbally, Mikeienie and Kathy Ellen amongst them ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl >>>>>>>> you'll need your sound on for this !





:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;817761 wrote: Hello Hope ! Chris did our first GRASS MOW of the year, a few days ago. I love the smell of new mown grass :-6 I hope you and Jacob are OK !


Hi Gill!

yes we are fine this morning, Jacob is actually still asleep!:-6

Just popped in with the shopping.............going out again now.

Kaz hope its not to distressing today and thinking of you((((((((((((((((hug))))))))))))))xx

Kay think about that job very carefully and know whatever you decide will be rightxxxx

Glad I aint here much today with all the mowing of the lawns that are going on:rolleyes:

Gill glad to see ye being a good hostess lolxx

Ducky lol yes we will write another block buster when Im around.......I fink the world needs to get over the last one first dont you:rolleyes::wah:

Hope lovely pictures of the little darlin.........now wheres his mum.........can you get them on here abit bigger though..........kaz is the one to ask;)

Angel always good to see you mate even though its so early for you lol.

Hope our lovely Chez is ok and not working to hard........as if:rolleyes:

Right I gotta go so lots of love to EVERYONE

Morning everyone, yes I've got to go shopping myself too. Need everything:wah:except toilet paper (bought a 30 pack last week), so that should last well into May.

qsducks;817915 wrote: Morning everyone, yes I've got to go shopping myself too. Need everything:wah:except toilet paper (bought a 30 pack last week), so that should last well into May.Fanks for sharing that with us Ducky:rolleyes:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where do I find em:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:............right Im of:driving: