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I've just opened a pack of Stilton cheese and it was all covered in a greeny/blue mould :-2

Uncle Kram;526695 wrote: I've just opened a pack of Stilton cheese and it was all covered in a greeny/blue mould :-2


you could pretend it's blue cheese!

Pinky;527145 wrote: I just had to buy a new pair of PJ's for the weekend, as I can't find my one and only pair!!:D


Hope you bought ones that are warm and cuddly......

Uncle Kram;526695 wrote: I've just opened a pack of Stilton cheese and it was all covered in a greeny/blue mould :-2


It'll be fine....just scrape it off...it's only penicillin after all !!

I need to light a fire because the gas has run out and I've lost the card you need to top it up, flippin hell its cold! The fire is not going to heat the whole house either, these are the days you wish you had wireless broadband, maybe I will go visit a more organized friend or something, and scrounge off their free heat.

Pinky;527145 wrote: I just had to buy a new pair of PJ's for the weekend, as I can't find my one and only pair!!:D


Pinks, i'm sure you would of found something to keep you nice and warm...............like a hot water bottle :sneaky: :sneaky:

Pinky;527153 wrote: Nah, I went for the ones I thought looked nice, hehe!

I always mean to buy sensible stuff, but it never happens!:rolleyes:


Well I tells ya, I will be wearing an anorack in bed tonigh if it gets any colder, either that or sleep on the hearth. Brrrrrrrrrrr.

Galbally;527152 wrote: I need to light a fire because the gas has run out and I've lost the card you need to top it up, flippin hell its cold! The fire is not going to heat the whole house either, these are the days you wish you had wireless broadband, maybe I will go visit a more organized friend or something, and scrounge off their free heat.


Dr G, wrap yourself up in a duvet

Pinky;527156 wrote: That's what I'm doing tonight, hehe!

I've run out of coal and I can't be arsed to chop any wood!


Yes, I am the same, I love fires but its a right pain in the arse having to chop wood in the dark in a rainstorm, better off with a few jumpers I think, till I work out who to visit.

SuzyB;527162 wrote: Dr G, wrap yourself up in a duvet


Okay, but its hard to type inside a duvet, I will give it a go though, it might work.

Pinky;527167 wrote: You need a nice big feather duvet, an electric blanket and a warm wench!:wah:


Yes, this is defeintly a night when some female warmth would be great, oh I'll be alright, I will just out another blanket on the bed, I am only moaning really, its not that bad, I've had worse, though not for a while, why did I lose that feicking gas card, damn!

Heater cut off sometime during the night, woke to a freezing house this morning. Was afraid my fanny was gonna freeze to the toilet seat.

Pinky;527177 wrote: Make one of those tent things like you did when you were a kid...the bonus now is that you can provide your own tent pole, heehee:D


Erm, well yes of course, of course, I do have a freakishly long "tent pole" (cough) lying around somewhere, but its a bit cold as well, know what I mean.

Pinky;527172 wrote: We'll feed jimbo onions. We'll be fine.


That's so not funny!!!! Since being on this health kick we've had onions and garlic and not necessarily cooked! He ate a whole pan of onions the other night, made me heave! I've made sure i didn't buy any this week :-5 :-5

Pinky;527177 wrote: Make one of those tent things like you did when you were a kid...the bonus now is that you can provide your own tent pole, heehee:D


:eek:





:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Sheryl;527182 wrote: Heater cut off sometime during the night, woke to a freezing house this morning. Was afraid my fanny was gonna freeze to the toilet seat.


Oh sheryl you said fanny. :yh_rotfl

ok clue the dumb Texan in, what's fanny mean over there???? :-3

Okay I am getting a duvet now, its getting beyond a joke.

Sheryl;527195 wrote: ok clue the dumb Texan in, what's fanny mean over there???? :-3


A womans bit's, whats it mean over there?

Galbally;527190 wrote: Oh sheryl you said fanny. :yh_rotfl


Fanny doesn't mean the same 'over there' Gally.....





Give you a clue.....we say BUM BAG and they say FANNY BAG









Mind you...in Ireland you probably say something quite different.....

Bez;527203 wrote: Fanny doesn't mean the same 'over there' Gally....





Give you a clue.....we say BUM BAG and they say FANNY BAG









Mind you...in Ireland you probably say something quite different.....


I know, but it still never fails to crack me up. I remember once this american girlI knew fell over and I asked her, "are you alright?", and she said, I'm okay but I think I cracked my fanny, oh my, what can you say to that? :wah:

Yes we do have other names for that particular part of the woman here, but I am far too civilized to repeat them.

Pinky;527202 wrote: It means your arse over there!:wah:

All a bit arse about face eh?


I really didn't know that :-5

So instead of bum deal they say fanny deal?? Sounds dodgy

yea well I wouldn't want my fanny to freeze to the seat either....





thanks for cluing me in.

I just got an edgu-maction (education)....I would've called it my hiney...does that have a different meaning over there??

Pinky;527217 wrote: Aw, I want to know now! I'm far to nosy for my own good.


No, they are too vulgar, it wouldn't be nice.

WonderWendy3;527224 wrote: I just got an edgu-maction (education)....I would've called it my hiney...does that have a different meaning over there??


Hiney doen't mean anything over here, erm, which "bit" is your hiney, if thats not too personal? God this is getting a bit confusing.

WonderWendy3;527224 wrote: I just got an edgu-maction (education)....I would've called it my hiney...does that have a different meaning over there??


Yeah i've heard of Hiney as in the behind

SuzyB;527212 wrote: I really didn't know that :-5



So instead of bum deal they say fanny deal?? Sounds dodgy


:yh_rotfl ..

Pinky;527229 wrote: I once said that meaning bum when I was going to post my tatoo, and everyone got really worried that I was some sort of porno-poster! Oops!:o


Okay, so it doesn't mean bum then, OK, got it now.

Galbally;527228 wrote: Hiney doen't mean anything over here, erm, which "bit" is your hiney, if thats not too personal? God this is getting a bit confusing.




Hiney is also a bum(which I never heard until I came to the garden btw), or a fanny (in America) Ass-Arse-will I get in trouble for spelling it as we call it??

Hind End, Touche, Glutous Maximux...ha ha !

Junk in my trunk--(slang for big butt!)

WonderWendy3;527240 wrote: Hiney is also a bum(which I never heard until I came to the garden btw), or a fanny (in America) Ass-Arse-will I get in trouble for spelling it as we call it??

Hind End, Touche, Glutous Maximux...ha ha !

Junk in my trunk--(slang for big butt!)


Okay, so now we know what you call the bum, what about the front of the house? If thats not too vulgar?