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Thats funny, in a sick kinda way! How you feeling?

SuzyB;516756 wrote: Thats funny, in a sick kinda way! How you feeling?
Feeling fine thanx Suzy. Are you ok?

Uncle Kram;516792 wrote: Feeling fine thanx Suzy. Are you ok?


You bored yet?

Im feeling a lot better thanks, must be improving as i'm back to nagging mode!!

SuzyB;516808 wrote: Im feeling a lot better thanks, must be improving as i'm back to nagging mode!!


Hey there you guys. I just braved the sleet and snow to go take daughter to get ciggys. We did get milk bread and eggs while we were out. Very cold and slippery. I saw the snowplow/sand truck but he was only sanding. His plow was high in the air.

Betty Boop;516801 wrote: You bored yet?
I was bored yesterday. I've been given a couple more books to read today though which I might start on the morrow

I just can't remember the last time I had a Rice Pudding :-3

I think I may be suffering from Ambrosia

Uncle Kram;516752 wrote: A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."


that's hilarious....:wah:

I got a really cool glowing globe over the weekend from a friend, I am looking at it now, jaysus africa is a big place isn't really?, and that Australia place, you'd be walking round there the rest of your life! Also what becomes apparent when you look at the globe is that New Zealand is quite a long way from Aus, that Europe and North America are really way up north, and that them oceans are flippin big!

Marie5656;515781 wrote: Alright..Rick left around noon, to go visit a couple of friends, and run a couple of errands. Said he would be back around 5 or so. It is now 8.

I am not sure if I should be really pissed or really worried.


Take note, my wandering husband arrived home about 5 minutes after I posted this. He was with a couple of friends he had n ot seen in a while, and lost track of time...expecially after he ran into a friend he had not seen in even longer. It was a bit of a reunion of sorts.

Marie5656;517033 wrote: Take note, my wandering husband arrived home about 5 minutes after I posted this. He was with a couple of friends he had n ot seen in a while, and lost track of time...expecially after he ran into a friend he had not seen in even longer. It was a bit of a reunion of sorts.


Obviously a nice reunion then. Well, its great that it was just an adventure and no harm came of it!

Marie5656;517033 wrote: Take note, my wandering husband arrived home about 5 minutes after I posted this. He was with a couple of friends he had n ot seen in a while, and lost track of time...expecially after he ran into a friend he had not seen in even longer. It was a bit of a reunion of sorts.


Did you tell him that we were all worried...and there is a phone ya know???:D

I'm only kidding...glad to know he's home safe and sound!!:-6

I haven't smoked a cigarette for 3 days. :-6



I feel better

The 'orrible smell is leaving the car etc

I'm £15 better off

My jaw is getting 'mega' excercise from chewing gum

The coffee companies are benifitting from the extra revenue from me drinking gallons more of the stuff : note to self....drink Green Tea.





Now this is a funny fact.....when I was signing up for my private pension, because I was a smoker....I got enhanced rates because they don't expect me to live so long as a non-smoker.....



How's everyone else doing that is giving up the 'weed' ???

Bez;517381 wrote: I haven't smoked a cigarette for 3 days. :-6



I feel better

The 'orrible smell is leaving the car etc

I'm £15 better off

My jaw is getting 'mega' excercise from chewing gum

The coffee companies are benifitting from the extra revenue from me drinking gallons more of the stuff : note to self....drink Green Tea.





Now this is a funny fact.....when I was signing up for my private pension, because I was a smoker....I got enhanced rates because they don't expect me to live so long as a non-smoker.....



How's everyone else doing that is giving up the 'weed' ???
:yh_dance You GO Girl!! :yh_party

Bez;517381 wrote: I haven't smoked a cigarette for 3 days. :-6



I feel better

The 'orrible smell is leaving the car etc

I'm £15 better off

My jaw is getting 'mega' excercise from chewing gum

The coffee companies are benifitting from the extra revenue from me drinking gallons more of the stuff : note to self....drink Green Tea.





Now this is a funny fact.....when I was signing up for my private pension, because I was a smoker....I got enhanced rates because they don't expect me to live so long as a non-smoker.....



How's everyone else doing that is giving up the 'weed' ???


Not very well. :-1 I am talking your great progress as inspiration though, and am gonna get this one licked, I hates it really.

Galbally;517396 wrote: Not very well. :-1 I am talking your great progress as inspiration though, and am gonna get this one licked, I hates it really.


Awwww

Buster and I wish all of you GREAT LUCK giving it up

But we hope you have other delicious vices to replace them :p :-6

What is the Massachusetts state flower?

Bez;517381 wrote: I haven't smoked a cigarette for 3 days. :-6



I feel better

The 'orrible smell is leaving the car etc

I'm £15 better off

My jaw is getting 'mega' excercise from chewing gum

The coffee companies are benifitting from the extra revenue from me drinking gallons more of the stuff : note to self....drink Green Tea.





Now this is a funny fact.....when I was signing up for my private pension, because I was a smoker....I got enhanced rates because they don't expect me to live so long as a non-smoker.....



How's everyone else doing that is giving up the 'weed' ???


well done bez they say smoking cigs is more addictive than cocain but i have not done either so i would not know but that just goes to show how fantasticaly well your doing :-6 :-6

GO BEZ GO!!!

pompom;517414 wrote: "I haven't smoked a cigarette for 3 days."



Well done!



Are you using patches or going cold turkey?


Started 'cold turkey' 2 weeks ago but kept having the odd one or two.....found some low strength patches from when I gave up 2 years ago (for 5 months) and bought some nicotine chewing gum.....I really MUST do this for 4 reasons.....HEALTH.....COST.....TO SMELL NICE .....NOT TO BE DEPENDANT ON THIS DRUG NICOTINE !

Yeah Bez! :-6

Way to go BEZ, I'm on week 2....surprising myself, smoked for 6 years....had quit for 13 prior to that...anyway...I laughed about the coffee companies benefiting...My son is so excited that I'm drinking coffee...I rarely drink it, but now my new "vice" instead of cigarettes, but only 1 cup in the morning and probably only during winter.

I've been eating like crazy...so next gripe will be "I need to lose weight"...always something...

Didn't mean to make this "all about me"....I'm happy for you, I know how hard it is, took me about 6-8 months to finally stop!

So this is to YOU!!:yh_dance

Bez;517438 wrote: Started 'cold turkey' 2 weeks ago but kept having the odd one or two.....found some low strength patches from when I gave up 2 years ago (for 5 months) and bought some nicotine chewing gum.....I really MUST do this for 4 reasons.....HEALTH.....COST.....TO SMELL NICE .....NOT TO BE DEPENDANT ON THIS DRUG NICOTINE !


You already smell nice, Bez. To think you're going to smell nicer.

Keep up the good work, Bez. You're an inspiration to smokers everywhere.:-6 :-4

You go Bez woohoo!!!!! I know you can do it, and you will feel so much better for it I'm sure! :-6

I’d never tell a joke about the Spanish No way Jose !!!!

Bez;517438 wrote: Started 'cold turkey' 2 weeks ago but kept having the odd one or two.....found some low strength patches from when I gave up 2 years ago (for 5 months) and bought some nicotine chewing gum.....I really MUST do this for 4 reasons.....HEALTH.....COST.....TO SMELL NICE .....NOT TO BE DEPENDANT ON THIS DRUG NICOTINE !


I agree with your tag line. god has a sense of humor. Look where he put your mouth in relation to your nose.

Does wikipedia have a number of administrators that monitor the content submitted to it?

Just wondering because I edited Brian McBrides profile under wikipedia the other day and changed his goal count total to 7 from 6 two hours after he scored his 7th goal of the year and they changed it back to 6...

I thought Tennis fans were 'civilised' ...... before anyone pounces, I know these are just a handful of idiots....



http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/6261985.stm

That had nothing to do with tennis. I would imagine a real tennis brawl between true fans would be well-timed coughs just as the foe was serving. then escalating to refusing to applaud the game-point backhand.

Accountable;518592 wrote: That had nothing to do with tennis. I would imagine a real tennis brawl between true fans would be well-timed coughs just as the foe was serving. then escalating to refusing to applaud the game-point backhand.


I just wasn't aware that there were tensions like this in Australia. what's the world coming to >????

I guess in the world of tennis, "warm fuzzy" has a different meaning? :-3

Pinky;518636 wrote: Jeez, lunchtime's over already:rolleyes:


See ya later miss, back to class! :wah:

Bez;518618 wrote: I just wasn't aware that there were tensions like this in Australia. what's the world coming to >????


Weren't they visiting from Croatia and Serbia though...I don't think the Australians had anything to do with it...

Unless of course you're speaking in regards to the lack of respect shown towards the country in general.

K.Snyder;518641 wrote: Weren't they visiting from Croatia and Serbia though...I don't think the Australians had anything to do with it...

Unless of course you're speaking in regards to the lack of respect shown towards the country in general.


I tell ya, I witnessed a big bar room fight in Prague between a load of Bosnians and Serbians in 1995, holy crap that was a serious situation. The non-balkan people just stayed out of it, it was rough.

Well this morning I'm while taking my son to school, one of my favorite song came on the radio, Def Lepoard's Pour Sugar on me, so I turn radio up and sing along. At the school, my son get's out of car, I tell him I love him, see him later, and he tells me I'm wierd. Yea this coming from the kid who goes around singing naked monkeys dance over and over. yea gonna have to stop him from watching Dr. Dolittle 2 now. :wah:

And The Mother Of The Year Award goes to.................

Attached files

Uncle Kram;518673 wrote: And The Mother Of The Year Award goes to.................


Beautful, beautiful, and so classy as well. :-2

Pinky;518829 wrote: You should have wav filed it!!!:D


Pinks, it would have blown the limits and come out so very distorted. It was such a blast, I heard it over the music!!!:( :wah:

I just want to share my happines...My middle son (he's 12, in 6th grade/middle school) has made the "who's who of Middle school Students 5-8th grade"...



He really works hard in school to maintain his "A" average...so proud of him!!