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Tried to post a pic of my Posh car but it was too big. Dont know how to make it smaller:(

kayleneaussie;813129 wrote: A good ride on a Harley is almost better than sex:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


and good sex on a harley is a good ride! :-4

jones jones;813145 wrote: and good sex on a harley is a good ride! :-4


Trust you to think of that lover boy

kayleneaussie;813149 wrote: Trust you to think of that lover boy


no naughty ... you started it! :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;813129 wrote: A good ride on a Harley is almost better than sex:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
You need help Girlfriend:-2

kayleneaussie;813133 wrote: Tried to post a pic of my Posh car but it was too big. Dont know how to make it smaller:(Oh hell its normally the other way round:rolleyes::wah::wah:

Carolly;813163 wrote: Oh hell its normally the other way round:rolleyes::wah::wah:


Now who is being naughty:p

jones jones;813158 wrote: no naughty ... you started it! :sneaky:


I did not :p

kayleneaussie;813168 wrote: I did not :p


yes you did ... who said: "riding a harley is almost as good as having sex?" :-4

huh huh huh????

jones jones;813170 wrote: yes you did ... who said: "riding a harley is almost as good as having sex?" :-4

huh huh huh????


ohhhhhhhhhh did I.....you know how confused i get :D

HI back again:D was watching that programme earlier where they are finding a nancy and oliver to play in Oliver twist.. with andrew Loyd Webber. Crikey it was good, i poured a small glas of wine and had to make it last me the whole programme as i couldnt leave the room to go get another or even have a smoke :wah:

kazalala;813175 wrote: HI back again:D was watching that programme earlier where they are finding a nancy and oliver to play in Oliver twist.. with andrew Loyd Webber. Crikey it was good, i poured a small glas of wine and had to make it last me the whole programme as i couldnt leave the room to go get another or even have a smoke :wah:


wow kaz it must of been good if you didnt get another glass of wine or a ciggie:)

kayleneaussie;813178 wrote: wow kaz it must of been good if you didnt get another glass of wine or a ciggie:)


:wah::wah: yep you know me:D

Kaz how do u make your attachment smaller?

ok jj I put my pic on now its your turn

kazalala;813175 wrote: HI back again:D was watching that programme earlier where they are finding a nancy and oliver to play in Oliver twist.. with andrew Loyd Webber. Crikey it was good, i poured a small glas of wine and had to make it last me the whole programme as i couldnt leave the room to go get another or even have a smoke :wah:
Kaz........it was GREAT!!!!!!!!I feel so into that as I shout.............IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!:wah:Goodness it brings back so many memories........I met Lional Bart bless him.....and that Theatre Royal was my local lol as mother had a shop up the road from there in Stratford.She also knew Joan Littlewood who was always putting shows on there.The one I would like to bet on is...........hell cant remember her name but last week she was with her boyfriend and she she was one of the last ones chosen tonight to go through.Fab personality.....big girl and busty...........she has Nancy written all over her in my mind.Im still singing those songs here lol

There's a little ditty they're singin' in the city

Especially when they've been on the gin or the beer

If you've got the patience your own imaginations will tell you just exactly what you want to hear

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows

And they all suppose what they want to suppose when they hear oom pah pah

Mr. Percy Snodgrass would often have the odd glass

But never when he thought anybody could see

Secretly he'd buy it, and drink it on the quiet

And dream he was an Earl with a girl on his knee

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows

What is the cause of his red shiny nose?

Could it be oom pah pah?

Pretty little Sally goes walking down the alley

Displays her pretty ankles to all of the men

They could see her garters, but not for free and gratis

An inch or two and then she knows when to say when

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows

Whether its hidden or whether it shows

It's the same oom pah pah

She was from the country, but now she's up a gumtree

She let a fellow beat her, and lead her along

What's the use of cryin', she made her bed to lie in

She's glad to bring a coin in, and join in this song

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows

She is no longer the same blushing rose

Ever since oom pah pah

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows

And they all suppose what they want to suppose

When they hear oom pah pah

kayleneaussie;813172 wrote: ohhhhhhhhhh did I.....you know how confused i get :D


jeez ... i so love it when you get confused darlin'! :-4 :-4

I didnt get confused when i said i showed ya mine so you show me yours:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;813181 wrote: ok jj I put my pic on now its your turn


kaylene darlin' ... there is a certain air of mystique surrounding me ...

posting my photograph here ... though it will cause many many hearts to flutter ...

will not endure me to certain people who have my best interests at heart ...

the internet though fun to surf ... is fraught with danger ...

more my dear i dare not say ...

Jj :-4

jones jones;813195 wrote: kaylene darlin' ... there is a certain air of mystique surrounding me ...

posting my photograph here ... though it will cause many many hearts to flutter ...

will not endure me to certain people who have my best interests at heart ...

the internet though fun to surf ... is fraught with danger ...

more my dear i dare not say ...

Jj :-4


Now I am confused;)

kayleneaussie;813180 wrote: Kaz how do u make your attachment smaller?


hmm is it jpeg? have you got photoshop or something similar you may have had to install when you first put your pics on comp off your camera? you can usually make it smaller there,,, either by changing it to jpeg, jpg,,, or reducing the size. its hard to explain really, i will have a play around tomorrow and see if theres another way:D

Carolly;813183 wrote: Kaz........it was GREAT!!!!!!!!I feel so into that as I shout.............IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!:wah:Goodness it brings back so many memories........I met Lional Bart bless him.....and that Theatre Royal was my local lol as mother had a shop up the road from there in Stratford.She also knew Joan Littlewood who was always putting shows on there.The one I would like to bet on is...........hell cant remember her name but last week she was with her boyfriend and she she was one of the last ones chosen tonight to go through.Fab personality.....big girl and busty...........she has Nancy written all over her in my mind.Im still singing those songs here lol




I know which one you mean Carol.. i cant recall her name either but i know exactly who you mean,, ye she just seems to have nancy in her face:-2;)

Right Im off as its obvious that nobody can see me except Kaz:mad::driving:

jones jones;813195 wrote: kaylene darlin' ... there is a certain air of mystique surrounding me ...

posting my photograph here ... though it will cause many many hearts to flutter ...

will not endure me to certain people who have my best interests at heart ...

the internet though fun to surf ... is fraught with danger ...

more my dear i dare not say ...

Jj :-4


:-2:-3

kazalala;813200 wrote: hmm is it jpeg? have you got photoshop or something similar you may have had to install when you first put your pics on comp off your camera? you can usually make it smaller there,,, either by changing it to jpeg, jpg,,, or reducing the size. its hard to explain really, i will have a play around tomorrow and see if theres another way:D


ok kaz thanks:)

Carolly;813203 wrote: Right Im off as its obvious that nobody can see me except Kaz:mad::driving:


oh dear:rolleyes::wah:

Carolly;813203 wrote: Right Im off as its obvious that nobody can see me except Kaz:mad::driving:


see ya where Petal I have been waiting on msn all bloody morning but I have given up now:( I am off:driving:

kayleneaussie;813207 wrote: see ya where Petal I have been waiting on msn all bloody morning but I have given up nowI am off


:wah:Kay ya dont have to wait you know:rolleyes: just give someone a buzz and see if they are there.............. tut;):wah:

kayleneaussie;813207 wrote: see ya where Petal I have been waiting on msn all bloody morning but I have given up now:( I am off
I aint at home so Im not on MSN:-5 but I spoke to you here on page 1361 etc but you obviously are blinded by love:rolleyes::sneaky::p

kazalala;813208 wrote: Kay ya dont have to wait you know:rolleyes: just give someone a buzz and see if they are there.............. tut;):wah:I aint there Kaz:wah::wah:but Im here;)

Right im off again:D have a good night everyone and sleep well:-4:-4

kazalala;813211 wrote: Right im off again:D have a good night everyone and sleep well:-4:-4

Nite Mate......Sleep Tightxxx;)

Carolly;813209 wrote: I aint at home so Im not on MSN:-5 but I spoke to you here on page 1361 etc but you obviously are blinded by love:rolleyes::sneaky::p


I answered on e of ya questions Petal:p:D

jones jones;813195 wrote: kaylene darlin' ... there is a certain air of mystique surrounding me ...



posting my photograph here ... though it will cause many many hearts to flutter ...



will not endure me to certain people who have my best interests at heart ...



the internet though fun to surf ... is fraught with danger ...



more my dear i dare not say ...



Jj :-4

G#Gill;813119 wrote: That's a good piccy of you Kay !! I used to be a 'biker' matey :-4


so did i gill but they were " proper " bikes in those days....... triumphs, bsa's, nortons etc !!:rolleyes:

Hi Helen, yea there is a difference between Bikers and bikies. Bikers enjoy a ride on their bikes and bikies are in a gang:(

Its easter Sunday here and a bought the babies a big bunny each instead of easter eggs as they are too young to eat them yet. Hubby is working today so we are getting visitors tomorrow:)

abbey;813221 wrote: Couldnt agree more Abbs:rolleyes:

jones jones;813145 wrote: and good sex on a harley is a good ride! :-4


whoops !!:eek:

nearly posted something that would have incriminated me then :rolleyes::D

Right is it safe to come here:-3has Gods Gift to............................whatever.... gone:sneaky:

hi carol and kay,

me night out wasnt as good as it was last week, didnt like the band that much but i had a good time anyway and yes, i am perfectly sober too.

Morning all you lovely people:-6

I am off to a 50th today.

Hope you all have a great evening /day:-4

I have a rather long email to share with you.

I hope you enjoy it,I did:wah:



POEM FOR MOM

My son came home from school one day,

With a smirk upon his face.

He decided he was smart enough,

To put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,

that's taught by Mr. Wright?

It's all about the laws today,

The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,

Don't have to cut my hair

No one can tell me what to think,

Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,

And regardless what you say,

I don't have to bow my head,

And I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,

And pierce my tongue & nose.

I can read & watch just what I like,

Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,

I'll charge you with a crime.

I'll back up all my charges,

With the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,

My body's only for my use,

Not for your hugs and kisses,

that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,

Like your Mama did to you.

That's nothing more than mind control,

And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,

So you can't influence me,

Or I'll call Children's Services Division, Better known as C.S.D"

Mom's Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was

To toss him out the door.

But the chance to teach him a lesson

Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,

I couldn't let this go.

A smile crept upon my face,

he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping

At the local Goodwill Store..

I told him, "Pick out all you want,

there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D .

Who said they didn't care

If I bought you K-Mart shoes

Instead of those Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment

To take your driver's test.

The C.SD. Is unconcerned

So I'll decide what's best."

I said "No time to stop and eat,

Or pick up stuff to munch.

And tomorrow you can start to learn

To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,

And wait till dinner time.

We're having liver and onions,

A favorite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie,

To watch on my VCR?"

"Sorry, but I sold your TV,

For new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,

You'll take the couch instead.

The C.S.D. Requires

Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,

I'll choose what we eat.

That allowance that you used to get,

Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,

Dirt-bike & roller blades.

Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',

It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,

Why are you on your knees?

Are you asking God to help you out,

Instead of C.S.D..?"

Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,

Or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ...I love this One!!!

MOM

(Mean Old Mother.)

Helen;813233 wrote: hi carol and kay,

me night out wasnt as good as it was last week, didnt like the band that much but i had a good time anyway and yes, i am perfectly sober too.:(Didn't ye pull???

love it H,

its so true these days, thats the side of independance the kids seem to forget:rolleyes:

Oh H.............Loved that :wah::wah: very well written also I thought....thanks for sharing it mate;)

Carolly;813237 wrote: Didn't ye pull???


:wah::wah:

there wasnt anything there worth pulling mate

kayleneaussie;813241 wrote: Now where you gone :-3Ive just got in and come to talk to you and youve gone ffs:-5:-5:mad:

Helen;813245 wrote: :wah::wah:

there wasnt anything there worth pulling mate
Oh gawd how boring:rolleyes:;)

sorry peeps, didnt realize its nearly 1am and also forgot i've got to work tomorrow:-5

take care and god bless :-4:-4