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"anything to silly to say is sung"
-- Voltaire
-- Voltaire
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Cynacism is just a mean way to say the truth.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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pompom;492528 wrote: "Cynicism is despair in Sunday clothes"
(Can't remember who said it:)) (It wasn't me...)
I like that.
Another one I read once is "Who gives a damn about apathy?"
(Can't remember who said it:)) (It wasn't me...)
I like that.
Another one I read once is "Who gives a damn about apathy?"
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Arnold Ziffel.
:yh_giggle
:yh_giggle
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valerie;492699 wrote: Arnold Ziffel.
:yh_giggle
Arnold Ziffel did what?
:yh_giggle
Arnold Ziffel did what?
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Earthquake in Oklahoma City !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEESCH !!!!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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My eldest grandaughter, Chelsea, is 16 today......how time flies. I remember how emotional it was when she was born and the feeling has been the same with every subsequent grandchild.
Next one is due at the end of Feb.....a brother or sister for Lewis...
Nearly all of us will be together for Christmas Day....can't wait.
Next one is due at the end of Feb.....a brother or sister for Lewis...

Nearly all of us will be together for Christmas Day....can't wait.
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Bez;492757 wrote: My eldest grandaughter, Chelsea, is 16 today......how time flies. I remember how emotional it was when she was born and the feeling has been the same with every subsequent grandchild.
Next one is due at the end of Feb.....a brother or sister for Lewis...
Nearly all of us will be together for Christmas Day....can't wait.
That will be such a wonderful day for you all, Bez :-6
Next one is due at the end of Feb.....a brother or sister for Lewis...

Nearly all of us will be together for Christmas Day....can't wait.
That will be such a wonderful day for you all, Bez :-6
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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This is for Snooze.......
FREEZE
FREEZE
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theia;492760 wrote: That will be such a wonderful day for you all, Bez :-6
It may be damp, cold and foggy outside, but all in all, life is good...
It may be damp, cold and foggy outside, but all in all, life is good...

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This morning, my Mom referred to Castles and the like as "Hysterical Buildings" :wah:
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Pinky;492940 wrote: :wah: Never knew wailing walls were everywhere!
Somehow places of hysterical interest will never seem so sombre again!:D
Maybe they should add Hysteria to the school curriculum :wah:
Somehow places of hysterical interest will never seem so sombre again!:D
Maybe they should add Hysteria to the school curriculum :wah:
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AussiePam;492745 wrote: Earthquake in Oklahoma City !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEESCH !!!!!!
We had a secoind one just after midnight. They said it ws a bit stronger than the first but it did not seem that way to me. They said the epicenter was about 4 miles from my house but there was no visible damage. down I 35 the Arbuckles show that we do have some upheavals. The rock is almost vertical.
We had a secoind one just after midnight. They said it ws a bit stronger than the first but it did not seem that way to me. They said the epicenter was about 4 miles from my house but there was no visible damage. down I 35 the Arbuckles show that we do have some upheavals. The rock is almost vertical.
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Uncle Kram;492921 wrote: This morning, my Mom referred to Castles and the like as "Hysterical Buildings" :wah:
Just spoken to her again on the phone and she said "You've hit the name on the head"
Just spoken to her again on the phone and she said "You've hit the name on the head"

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hotsauce;52917 wrote: Am I the only one with random thoughts? Naww....didn't think so. Stick your random thoughts here. 
just opened e-mail 15 new ones today, mostly from fg, maybe i got the answer to the question asked yesterday: do the other planets spin and wobble as earth does, or do they just orbit?

just opened e-mail 15 new ones today, mostly from fg, maybe i got the answer to the question asked yesterday: do the other planets spin and wobble as earth does, or do they just orbit?
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We had the Secret Santa for the kids at school today-oh, I had never seen the 6th graders before. They went to their lockers, and there were presents in it. Some ran to me, and said, "There's a big green package in my locker, I didn't do it!" I was laughing so hard, it was so much fun. Everyone got one needed article of clothing, and one fun gift-oh it was a nice day!:)
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chonsigirl;493217 wrote: We had the Secret Santa for the kids at school today-oh, I had never seen the 6th graders before. They went to their lockers, and there were presents in it. Some ran to me, and said, "There's a big green package in my locker, I didn't do it!" I was laughing so hard, it was so much fun. Everyone got one needed article of clothing, and one fun gift-oh it was a nice day!:)
That's wonderful, I bet there eyes lit up when they opened the lockers, what a lovely thought!!
:-6
That's wonderful, I bet there eyes lit up when they opened the lockers, what a lovely thought!!

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One of my friends was circumcised last week. I went to see him when he came home and we got chatting about FG. I told him about the war raging in the South-West between the Cardibirds. He said that he could really empathise with Theia because he knew how painful it was to lose his pullover.
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Uncle Kram;493591 wrote: One of my friends was circumcised last week. I went to see him when he came home and we got chatting about FG. I told him about the war raging in the South-West between the Cardibirds. He said that he could really empathise with Theia because he knew how painful it was to lose his pullover.
:wah: :wah:
:wah: :wah:
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chonsigirl;493217 wrote: We had the Secret Santa for the kids at school today-oh, I had never seen the 6th graders before. They went to their lockers, and there were presents in it. Some ran to me, and said, "There's a big green package in my locker, I didn't do it!" I was laughing so hard, it was so much fun. Everyone got one needed article of clothing, and one fun gift-oh it was a nice day!:)
What a fantastic idea....I would have been all 'teary' if I'd been there.
What a fantastic idea....I would have been all 'teary' if I'd been there.
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An 82 year old Santa has collapsed and died of a heart attack while handing out presents at a kids party in Dundee. What a bloody shame. :-1
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Uncle Kram;493659 wrote: An 82 year old Santa has collapsed and died of a heart attack while handing out presents at a kids party in Dundee. What a bloody shame. :-1
Oh no! :-1
Oh no! :-1
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Uncle Kram;493591 wrote: One of my friends was circumcised last week. I went to see him when he came home and we got chatting about FG. I told him about the war raging in the South-West between the Cardibirds. He said that he could really empathise with Theia because he knew how painful it was to lose his pullover.
Heeeeeeee. now thats funny! I had a friend who got circumcised when he was in high school and the last thing he wanted was to laugh! You know what I mean? That and to cough.
Heeeeeeee. now thats funny! I had a friend who got circumcised when he was in high school and the last thing he wanted was to laugh! You know what I mean? That and to cough.
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pompom;493018 wrote: I saw the cutest little puppy tied up outside the co-op - he was wearing tiny red galoshes! :-4
That is sweet. And it would be a great idea for large dogs too. They make a muddy trail when they come in from outside after a rain. I think mine would eat them off her feet.
That is sweet. And it would be a great idea for large dogs too. They make a muddy trail when they come in from outside after a rain. I think mine would eat them off her feet.
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i'm bored! please some one play with me. now
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Wolverine;493798 wrote: i'm bored! please some one play with me. now
I just saw a thing on tv where Alex Trebek asked what garden implement was the same as the name of a low morales person and the contestant answered a hoe. He frowned and said he didnt know what they taught them where he went to school but it was wrong. Then another answered a rake and that was right. The latter is fairly passe. I figured the first guy was right on.
I just saw a thing on tv where Alex Trebek asked what garden implement was the same as the name of a low morales person and the contestant answered a hoe. He frowned and said he didnt know what they taught them where he went to school but it was wrong. Then another answered a rake and that was right. The latter is fairly passe. I figured the first guy was right on.
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Okie;493828 wrote: I just saw a thing on tv where Alex Trebek asked what garden implement was the same as the name of a low morales person and the contestant answered a hoe. He frowned and said he didnt know what they taught them where he went to school but it was wrong. Then another answered a rake and that was right. The latter is fairly passe. I figured the first guy was right on.:wah:
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Wolverine;493798 wrote: i'm bored! please some one play with me. now
I love it when you're demanding!
I love it when you're demanding!

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What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?
Swarm here, isn't it?
:wah: :wah: oh, I'm so easily amused....
Swarm here, isn't it?
:wah: :wah: oh, I'm so easily amused....

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sunny104;494081 wrote: What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?
Swarm here, isn't it?
:wah: :wah: oh, I'm so easily amused....
Did you hear about the bumble bee who married a doorbell? They had a humdinger.
Swarm here, isn't it?
:wah: :wah: oh, I'm so easily amused....

Did you hear about the bumble bee who married a doorbell? They had a humdinger.
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Okie;494090 wrote: Did you hear about the bumble bee who married a doorbell? They had a humdinger.
:wah:
:wah:
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Well, well, well....he's a dark horse isn't he? 

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Okie;492534 wrote: I like that.
Another one I read once is "Who gives a damn about apathy?"
I shall add one of my own.
Nihilism, why bother?
Another one I read once is "Who gives a damn about apathy?"
I shall add one of my own.
Nihilism, why bother?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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SnoozeControl;494699 wrote: What's red, white and blue?
A lonely candy cane.
Leaving now.
(Cough), yes quite, snoozie.
A lonely candy cane.
Leaving now.

(Cough), yes quite, snoozie.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Just told my daughter I'd make her a sandwich with Chicken and sweetcorn filling. I opened the fridge and grabbed a tomato and cucumber but then I couldn't see the filling. I thought back to last nights shopping and definately remember getting some. I moved everything in the fridge but it wasn't in there. In the end I just gave up and turned to call up the stairs to ask her what else she'd like. This was when I noticed the filling in my hand with the tomato and cucumber. 

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