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okay here's my story!

It was the first ever FOC family reunion. I was very excited to meet

everybody for the first time.

The party was being held in a large banquet hall, so there would be

plenty of room for dancing. A microphone had been set up also for

Carol to sing later.

As i walked in i could see Carol and Chezzie over in a corner trying

to sort out a pink laptop computer.

Chezzie was busy talking and Carol was looking frustrated. Kaz and

Ducky were over at the buffet table arguing with the caterer about the

condition of the food and saying thay should have catered it

themselves.

About that time Kay arrived with a case of scotch and a gift for each

of us. a bottle of bubble bath.

Gill had taken charge and was trying to get everyones attention to no

avail as Ducky and i being ready to party, had turned the music up and

proceeded to do the Electric Slide.

Suddenly everyone noticed that all the waitresses had disappeared.

they were on the other side of the room, flirting with a very hunky

guy. It was Jj, he had been invited as a special guest.

Finally Gill got us all calmed down and got the waitresses back to

work, and we had a lovely meal.

i happened to be seated next to carol, so much to her despair, i

proceeded to ask her stupid questions all night.

After dinner we gathered around to hear some lovely songs sung by Carol.

carolly;924603 wrote: read Back Mad Oz.....i Said Only The Ones In The House Ffs:-5:-5:-5..not The Entire Internet!!!!


No U Didnt:-5

kayleneaussie;924670 wrote: no U Didnt:-5
You Wanna Bet????

hope6;924662 wrote: okay Here's My Story!

It Was The First Ever Foc Family Reunion. I Was Very Excited To Meet

Everybody For The First Time.

The Party Was Being Held In A Large Banquet Hall, So There Would Be

Plenty Of Room For Dancing. A Microphone Had Been Set Up Also For

Carol To Sing Later.

As I Walked In I Could See Carol And Chezzie Over In A Corner Trying

To Sort Out A Pink Laptop Computer.

Chezzie Was Busy Talking And Carol Was Looking Frustrated. Kaz And

Ducky Were Over At The Buffet Table Arguing With The Caterer About The

Condition Of The Food And Saying Thay Should Have Catered It

Themselves.

About That Time Kay Arrived With A Case Of Scotch And A Gift For Each

Of Us. A Bottle Of Bubble Bath.

Gill Had Taken Charge And Was Trying To Get Everyones Attention To No

Avail As Ducky And I Being Ready To Party, Had Turned The Music Up And

Proceeded To Do The Electric Slide.

Suddenly Everyone Noticed That All The Waitresses Had Disappeared.

They Were On The Other Side Of The Room, Flirting With A Very Hunky

Guy. It Was Jj, He Had Been Invited As A Special Guest.

Finally Gill Got Us All Calmed Down And Got The Waitresses Back To

Work, And We Had A Lovely Meal.

I Happened To Be Seated Next To Carol, So Much To Her Despair, I

Proceeded To Ask Her Stupid Questions All Night.

After Dinner We Gathered Around To Hear Some Lovely Songs Sung By Carol.brill!!!!!!!;)

carolly;924680 wrote: you Wanna Bet????


yes

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ok u win I didnt see that one. I would like to know why I am picked on all the time:-5 As to do another story forget it:p As to doing another task forget it:p I evict myself from this house.:p;)

kayleneaussie;924691 wrote: ok u win I didnt see that one. I would like to know why I am picked on all the time As to do another story forget it:p As to doing another task forget it:p I evict myself from this house.:p;)NO YOU DONT..........I EVICT YOU MAD OZ FOR SO MANY FINGS IVE LOST TRACK..........Housemates you are Oz birdless......see about replacing her..........unless she apologises to the house:rolleyes:

Heres mine...sorry its the best i can do right now:-3

As the plane landed, Carol, Chezzie,Kaz and Gill let out a hip hip hurray for the pilot. They were in Oz to suprise Kaylene and Hope, Ducks and Kathy Ellen were also flying over to suprise the Oz tart. Kaz was a little tipsy and flirted with a statue..Gill had a row with a condom machine and Carol got a verbal warning off the airport security for chanting the queens national anthem in his face. Chezzie was preoccupied with her new iphone and skidded on a wet patch left by Kaz and ended up crashing into the luggage trollies, which came in handy.

The plan was to spend a night in the hotel and have a good drink and a chin wag and then put their plan of suprising Kay into action first thing in the morning.

Gill drank like a fish, nearly choked on the complimentary nuts but Kaz performed the Heimlich manoeuvre which helped but Gills teeth shot across the bar and vanished. Carol did the unthinkable, walked out the loo with her skirt tucked in her knickers, thank god it wasnt a thong.. Kaz reckons she fancied the pianist and did it on purpose. We couldnt get Carol off the karaoke and in the end Chezzie and Kaz set off the fire alarm and dragged Carol to bed. Took them nearly two hours to pick all the cocktail umbrellas out of Gill's hair.....

Kathy Ellen. Hope and Ducky met us for breakfast, not that we ate much for talking and laughing. Ducky made us pray for no brown outs Kathy had brought us all a shell each off her beach, Gill didnt have her glasses on and thought it was a belgian chocolate shell, good job she still hadnt found her false teeth. Hope learnt another new English swearword off Gill.

We all set off in the mini van to Kay's house. The local garden hire company met us there and offloaded our secret weapons.

We all got into position on Kays lawn and as Carols cd blasted out "From A Distance" we revved up our sit n ride lawn mowers and processed in a straight line down her lawn towards her front door..

Omg!!!! Kay ran out of her house, scotch in one hand, fag in the other screaming like a banshee. What a fantastic suprise. We led her to the back garden where her hubby had set up the barbie and tables of drinks and goodies. Kay was more concerned about who was finishing off the mowing...What a FOC'ing good suprise.

Carolly;924695 wrote: NO YOU DONT..........I EVICT YOU MAD OZ FOR SO MANY FINGS IVE LOST TRACK..........Housemates you are Oz birdless......see about replacing her..........unless she apologises to the house:rolleyes:


Good I dont want to be in a house that I get picked on anyways:p:p

kayleneaussie;924699 wrote: Good I dont want to be in a house that I get picked on anyways:p:pRight:sneaky::driving:............................the mad oz bird is out BB due to loads of fings.....including rudeness to the producer.....taking everybody to a party even a dog.....sorry kaz.....and trying to hide a bottle of scotch in her hair net.........MAD OZ LEAVE THE HOUSE................

Chezzie;924698 wrote: Heres mine...sorry its the best i can do right now

As the plane landed, Carol, Chezzie,Kaz and Gill let out a hip hip hurray for the pilot. They were in Oz to suprise Kaylene and Hope, Ducks and Kathy Ellen were also flying over to suprise the Oz tart. Kaz was a little tipsy and flirted with a statue..Gill had a row with a condom machine and Carol got a verbal warning off the airport security for chanting the queens national anthem in his face. Chezzie was preoccupied with her new iphone and skidded on a wet patch left by Kaz and ended up crashing into the luggage trollies, which came in handy.

The plan was to spend a night in the hotel and have a good drink and a chin wag and then put their plan of suprising Kay into action first thing in the morning.

Gill drank like a fish, nearly choked on the complimentary nuts but Kaz performed the Heimlich manoeuvre which helped but Gills teeth shot across the bar and vanished. Carol did the unthinkable, walked out the loo with her skirt tucked in her knickers, thank god it wasnt a thong.. Kaz reckons she fancied the pianist and did it on purpose. We couldnt get Carol off the karaoke and in the end Chezzie and Kaz set off the fire alarm and dragged Carol to bed. Took them nearly two hours to pick all the cocktail umbrellas out of Gill's hair.....

Kathy Ellen. Hope and Ducky met us for breakfast, not that we ate much for talking and laughing. Ducky made us pray for no brown outs Kathy had brought us all a shell each off her beach, Gill didnt have her glasses on and thought it was a belgian chocolate shell, good job she still hadnt found her false teeth. Hope learnt another new English swearword off Gill.

We all set off in the mini van to Kay's house. The local garden hire company met us there and offloaded our secret weapons.

We all got into position on Kays lawn and as Carols cd blasted out "From A Distance" we revved up our sit n ride lawn mowers and processed in a straight line down her lawn towards her front door..

Omg!!!! Kay ran out of her house, scotch in one hand, fag in the other screaming like a banshee. What a fantastic suprise. We led her to the back garden where her hubby had set up the barbie and tables of drinks and goodies. Kay was more concerned about who was finishing off the mowing...What a FOC'ing good suprise.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

carolly;924710 wrote: right:sneaky::driving:............................the Mad Oz Bird Is Out Bb Due To Loads Of Fings.....including Rudeness To The Producer.....taking Everybody To A Party Even A Dog.....sorry Kaz.....and Trying To Hide A Bottle Of Scotch In Her Hair Net.........mad Oz Leave The House................


I Have Left......i Have Moved In With Tombstone:-4

kayleneaussie;924719 wrote: I Have Left......i Have Moved In With Tombstone:-4:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;924698 wrote: Heres mine...sorry its the best i can do right now:-3

As the plane landed, Carol, Chezzie,Kaz and Gill let out a hip hip hurray for the pilot. They were in Oz to suprise Kaylene and Hope, Ducks and Kathy Ellen were also flying over to suprise the Oz tart. Kaz was a little tipsy and flirted with a statue..Gill had a row with a condom machine and Carol got a verbal warning off the airport security for chanting the queens national anthem in his face. Chezzie was preoccupied with her new iphone and skidded on a wet patch left by Kaz and ended up crashing into the luggage trollies, which came in handy.

The plan was to spend a night in the hotel and have a good drink and a chin wag and then put their plan of suprising Kay into action first thing in the morning.

Gill drank like a fish, nearly choked on the complimentary nuts but Kaz performed the Heimlich manoeuvre which helped but Gills teeth shot across the bar and vanished. Carol did the unthinkable, walked out the loo with her skirt tucked in her knickers, thank god it wasnt a thong.. Kaz reckons she fancied the pianist and did it on purpose. We couldnt get Carol off the karaoke and in the end Chezzie and Kaz set off the fire alarm and dragged Carol to bed. Took them nearly two hours to pick all the cocktail umbrellas out of Gill's hair.....

Kathy Ellen. Hope and Ducky met us for breakfast, not that we ate much for talking and laughing. Ducky made us pray for no brown outs Kathy had brought us all a shell each off her beach, Gill didnt have her glasses on and thought it was a belgian chocolate shell, good job she still hadnt found her false teeth. Hope learnt another new English swearword off Gill.

We all set off in the mini van to Kay's house. The local garden hire company met us there and offloaded our secret weapons.

We all got into position on Kays lawn and as Carols cd blasted out "From A Distance" we revved up our sit n ride lawn mowers and processed in a straight line down her lawn towards her front door..

Omg!!!! Kay ran out of her house, scotch in one hand, fag in the other screaming like a banshee. What a fantastic suprise. We led her to the back garden where her hubby had set up the barbie and tables of drinks and goodies. Kay was more concerned about who was finishing off the mowing...What a FOC'ing good suprise.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kev Instead Of Being Staff Can You Be A Housemate ..........mate:D:-3

Carolly;924726 wrote: Kev Instead Of Being Staff Can You Be A Housemate ..........mate:D:-3


:eek::eek::eek:

kayleneaussie;924731 wrote: :eek::eek:Well your with TS now and soon we may have baby Mad Oz little Stones running everywhere ffs......you cant come back:rolleyes::-2

Carolly;924726 wrote: Kev Instead Of Being Staff Can You Be A Housemate ..........mate:D:-3


Uhhhh....

Yes...But I don't think I could write a story...

K.Snyder;924736 wrote: Uhhhh....

Yes...But I don't think I could write a story...Why not....you do normally :wah::wah::wah:;)

Carolly;924754 wrote: Why not....you do normally :wah::wah::wah:;)


I'm not good with creative writing...

That's to say fictional writing...

K.Snyder;924760 wrote: I'm not good with creative writing...

That's to say fictional writing...Ohhhhhh:-5:-5ok you can stay as Staff....I will see if I can kidnap someone else;):driving:

Carolly;924767 wrote: Ohhhhhh:-5:-5ok you can stay as Staff....I will see if I can kidnap someone else;):driving:


Oh you can kidnap me...Just don't expect for me to write about it...:yh_sungla...:wah:

K.Snyder;924773 wrote: Oh you can kidnap me...Just don't expect for me to write about it...:yh_sungla...:wah:
KEV!!!!!Now behave or I wont run your bath anymore.....oops:o

Carolly;924778 wrote: KEV!!!!!Now behave or I wont run your bath anymore.....oops:o

Carolly;924735 wrote: Well your with TS now and soon we may have baby Mad Oz little Stones running everywhere ffs......you cant come back:rolleyes::-2


I dont want to come back ...so there:p:p:p

Carolly;924778 wrote: KEV!!!!!Now behave or I wont run your bath anymore.....oops:o


TART:rolleyes:

kayleneaussie;924789 wrote: TART:rolleyes:
Well.............Baby you taught me everyfing I know:rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie;924785 wrote: I dont want to come back ...so there:p:p:p:D:guitarist:-6

kayleneaussie;924785 wrote: I dont want to come back ...so there:p:p:p


awwwwwwww Sis! i want you to come back! :-1

Hope6;924950 wrote: awwwwwwww Sis! i want you to come back! :-1


No Carol keeps picking on me...first it was my poem now its my story:-1

kayleneaussie;924951 wrote: no Carol Keeps Picking On Me...first It Was My Poem Now Its My Story:-1


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hope6;924975 wrote: -1:-1


-1:-1

kayleneaussie;925022 wrote: -1:-1


Us HOUSEMATES will Revolt until the nasty producer apologises for bullying and harrassing the mad Oz bird......We support you Kay:-4:D

Chezzie;925107 wrote: Us HOUSEMATES will Revolt until the nasty producer apologises for bullying and harrassing the mad Oz bird......We support you Kay:-4:D


Thanks Cheezie...Lets stand up and be heard......nasty producer always picking on me

kayleneaussie;925112 wrote: Thanks Cheezie...Lets stand up and be heard......nasty producer always picking on me


Right.....when the morning alarm goes off, were not getting up...We will stay in bed and if she hasnt apologised by this evening...Im out...Anyone else with me:-3

Hope6;924950 wrote: awwwwwwww Sis! i want you to come back! -5:-5:sneaky::mad:

Right you lot...........Hope stop crying............Chez put that mike down and stop being a bleedin drama queen............Kay stop crying.............fgs Housemates now behave.............Mad Oz....if you give some respect to the Producer......stop tarting everywhere.....clean up after you have made yer bleedin pumkin soup.....I may reconsider my decision:rolleyes::sneaky:

Carolly;925126 wrote: Right you lot...........Hope stop crying............Chez put that mike down and stop being a bleedin drama queen............Kay stop crying.............fgs Housemates now behave.............Mad Oz....if you give some respect to the Producer......stop tarting everywhere.....clean up after you have made yer bleedin pumkin soup.....I may reconsider my decision:rolleyes::sneaky:


thats barking orders and NOT apologising...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:p

Chezzie;925128 wrote: thats barking orders and NOT apologising...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:pYou have just lost the knighthood I had put you up for.................I am going to see Betty and tell her forget it:driving:

Carolly;925133 wrote: You have just lost the knighthood I had put you up for.................I am going to see Betty and tell her forget it:driving:


ZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Look Ive been nice so far........youve all eaten at least once a week.....given you lots of love and care.....not eaten yer goldfish........BUT I can only be this nice for so long:sneaky:

Carolly;925126 wrote: Right you lot...........Hope stop crying............Chez put that mike down and stop being a bleedin drama queen............Kay stop crying.............fgs Housemates now behave.............Mad Oz....if you give some respect to the Producer......stop tarting everywhere.....clean up after you have made yer bleedin pumkin soup.....I may reconsider my decision:rolleyes::sneaky:


:yh_sleep:yh_sleep:yh_sleep

Im resigning.........you sort yerselves out:driving:

Ok, here goes my story:

I invited all my friends from the BB to Ocean City, Maryland to get lessons from Chonsi on how to do karate on a surfboard. And after that Ducky announced that we will all be taking a Ride the Ducks boat up to Ocean City, New Jersey to compete in the Weird Week Festivities.

The first weird competition involves "french frie sculpting" where you have to make a picture on a paper plate. Chezzie decided that she would scultp a penquin and Kaz thought a portrait of Sheila would be even better. But leave it to Jimbo to decide which sculpture was the best and he decided to give them both the first place prize which was a trip to the Bronx Zoo and and not to be outdone, a gift certificate to Pizza Hut.

And for that special occasion they both get to hook up with Hope & Kev who have been busy all day hobnobbing with Kathy Ellen and drinking Blue Lagoon's on the beach. Mustang has made some VERY special drinks.

But they needed a driver and hired Gill who drives like a maniac to take all of us to Pizza Hut for some magnifigant food. Chez ordered the fried squirrel w/anchovies and Kaz decided to get some breadstix just to be on the safe side.

Now Carolly could not stand this silliness going on and insisted that her sculpture was the best. And so she ended up with the grand prize and that was a full years supply of DUCKY FOOD!!!! Now if she forfiets that prize, she can always take the goat who will be glad to MOW HER LAWN for an entire year and that will put Kay out of a job.

Blinkin eck !!! It's chaos in the house !!! Kay's buggered orf, the producers taken the hump (par for the course :wah: ), and apparently resigned ! It begs the question ---- Is there any point in writing a short story now? Who, besides me hasn't sent one in yet ? Oh yes, and I'm with you Chez about the walk out if Kay isn't reinstated today !!!!!! Mrs. Producer you are a BIG bully !!!! :-5:-5:rolleyes:

fuzzy butt;925867 wrote: Background music Fan fair for the common man followed by god save the queen.

She enters the house followed by a miriad of supporters.





Hello Possums


Hiya Fuzzy !!!! Ere there's dissent in the house at the moment, and we don't seem to have a producer cos she's gorn and got the hump !!!

Apart from that how is you ? :sneaky: