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So good to see you!!!! And Happy Thanksgiving, retrospectively. I hope this next year is a miles better one for you and all your family!!!

i hate this state-----

TAMPA, Fla. -- A sheriff's deputy was listed in serious condition Sunday after he was bitten by a rattlesnake more than 6-feet long.

Deputy Brandon Parker, 28, was off duty and walking with a friend on a nature trail in Tampa when a rattlesnake bit his left leg.

His friend called authorities, who rode an ATV through thick woods to find them. Hillsborough County Fire Rescue Lieutenant James Austin found Parker very pale, cold to the touch and sweating.


He threw the 230-pound deputy over his shoulder and crossed a mile of rough terrain on foot to get help.

A helicopter arrived with a dose of antivenom and Parker was flown to Tampa General Hospital in serious condition.

The snake was killed by the deputy.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Uncle Kram;470028 wrote: A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."




:yh_rotfl Is that your random thought for the day!??

Betty Boop;470030 wrote: :yh_rotfl Is that your random thought for the day!??


All my thoughts are random

Uncle Kram;470031 wrote: All my thoughts are random


What, every single one? That could be scary! :wah:

You are brave, snooze. I am not used to snow after 5 years, and never will be. I prefer the beach and the desert.:-6

Magenta flame;470526 wrote: Something is not right. Something smells a bit off in the garden. The hairs on the back of my neck and that gut feeling is there.





HHmmm.




Has LC forgotton to clean the fridge out in the pub again??

ArnoldLayne;469919 wrote: The bloke in the advert had ears like taxi-cab doors

Oh we lost the first test by the way. Thats why I popped back to see who was still up


Oh I remember that one now, yeah he was an ugly bugger, looked more like a down and out boxer than a hurler. Sorry bout the Cricket I understand enough to know that they are giving ye a right walloping, maybe you will pick it up in the next bit, what ever that is called, how many goes are there in a test match?, is it best of 5 or something?, so they would have to win 2 more, am I completely out of the ball park here? I see that the English rugby coach is having a rough time of it as well today, though its not surprising couse the team are poor at the minute, I'm amazed at the Irish team lately they are really really good for a change, the soccer team aren't up to much though, oh well, at least I have Villa.

chonsigirl;470048 wrote: You are brave, snooze. I am not used to snow after 5 years, and never will be. I prefer the beach and the desert.:-6


I am a cold-weather person, bright and quite cold is my kind of weather, with some frost and pale winter sunshine, through the branches. I loved living in southern Germany in the winter it was very cold, and very snowy, but dry for bout 2 months, I loved it, specially Christmas. Heat and desserts make me sweat with fear. :wah:

button-fly jeans are kind of a pain...

Galbally;470545 wrote: I am a cold-weather person, bright and quite cold is my kind of weather, with some frost and pale winter sunshine, through the branches. I loved living in southern Germany in the winter it was very cold, and very snowy, but dry for bout 2 months, I loved it, specially Christmas. Heat and desserts make me sweat with fear. :wah:


Oh, I envy that you are used to the cold, Galbally. I never acclimated. I wear thermals all winter long under everything, and it is just down right stiffling to have so many clothes on. I prefer shorts and tank tops....................:-6

Are you feeling better today dear Dr. G?

chonsigirl;470565 wrote: Oh, I envy that you are used to the cold, Galbally. I never acclimated. I wear thermals all winter long under everything, and it is just down right stiffling to have so many clothes on. I prefer shorts and tank tops....................:-6



Are you feeling better today dear Dr. G?


Yea, i love to visit the snow, but i prefer hot balmy days. shorts, tank tops and flip flops. Give me summer any ole day.

Betty Boop;470530 wrote: Has LC forgotton to clean the fridge out in the pub again?? :wah:

sunny104;470554 wrote: button-fly jeans are kind of a pain...


Not the same kind of pain a man experiences with zipper fly jeans.

Okie;470588 wrote: Not the same kind of pain a man experiences with zipper fly jeans.


ouch! :-3

Magenta flame;470526 wrote: Something is not right. Something smells a bit off in the garden. The hairs on the back of my neck and that gut feeling is there.





HHmmm.
You just got here. :-2

I think I'm losing it....or I've got some thieving elves living under my house.

ArnoldLayne;470717 wrote: No, you made a pretty good fist of it. Yes, its 5 test matches but if its 1 drawn and 2 wins each, we retain the Ashes ( thats the coveted prize)



As for the rugby, yep more shame from incompetent managment and selection. If we dont get our act together we'll struggle in the 6 nations, let alone the World Cup.



If Villa finish higher than the Gooners it would make my season. Oh heaven if you and maybe Portsmouth or Bolton could beat them to a Champions League placeer....would you guys please stop speaking chinese??

Turkey leftovers are finished.............................

chonsigirl;470773 wrote: Turkey leftovers are finished.............................


we feed a lot of leftovers to our goats - whose existance I am truely grateful for - leftovers are yuch!

Wow, they even eat the turkey leftovers?

wanna see the surf report?

Poor snooze, the white stuff is cold!

chonsigirl;470936 wrote: Wow, they even eat the turkey leftovers?
They don't like meat very much but if they leave anything the seagulls just scoff it!

SnoozeControl;470937 wrote: Weather forecast:

Snow showers for today. Colder. Accumulation 3 - 9 inches. Highs around 30.

:yh_cry Maybe I'll call in sick today.


Come on girl you live in Utah for crying out loud..:wah:

Hamster;471010 wrote: I just ate half a tub of Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream......


Half a bath tub?:yh_sick

SnoozeControl;470937 wrote: Weather forecast:

Snow showers for today. Colder. Accumulation 3 - 9 inches. Highs around 30.

:yh_cry Maybe I'll call in sick today.


9 inches would be rather impressive.

Imladris;470914 wrote: we feed a lot of leftovers to our goats - whose existance I am truely grateful for - leftovers are yuch!


There are some here in Oklahoma who keep goats to keep the weeds down. They seem to prefer to eat weeds over grass. My frined had oa pygmy goat but sadly the neighbors dogs got thru or over the fence and killed it.

sunny104;471033 wrote: 9 inches would be rather impressive.


Heeeeeeee. Mae West used to have a line about meeting a tall Texan and asked how tall he was. He said "six feet and seven inches" She said "forget about the feet and lets go talk about the seven inches"

Okie;471068 wrote: Heeeeeeee. Mae West used to have a line about meeting a tall Texan and asked how tall he was. He said "six feet and seven inches" She said "forget about the feet and lets go talk about the seven inches"


I like her! :wah:

A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping, unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

"What did he say about your 55-year old arse?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

Uncle Kram;471218 wrote: A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping, unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.



Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"



The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."



"What did he say about your 55-year old arse?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

My house is awash in twinkling blue. You can see the haze from outer space.

Im pretty sure you can anyway.