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I've already said night night earlier, so this time it really is night night to you all, Oh and to JJ and Chris XXX

Been playing in the arcade but am bored of it now so think I will go back into the real world:D

kayleneaussie;804862 wrote: Been playing in the arcade but am bored of it now so think I will go back into the real world:DI AM WIDE AWAKE FGS AND ITS ONLY JUST AFTER 4AM:mad::(

Well its 7.30 and Im tired:-5..............fink I will have a lay down for a little while and recharge me battery...........see you later Campers;):)

Oh man, here it is 3:30 in the morning and I'm up but nobody's here.

I am backkkkkkkkkkkk, babies are in bed

kayleneaussie;804893 wrote: I am backkkkkkkkkkkk, babies are in bed


oh good, I see somebody else is here.

hi Kay!

Hi Hope:)

Hope6;804891 wrote: Oh man, here it is 3:30 in the morning and I'm up but nobody's here.


How come your awake so early

kayleneaussie;804900 wrote: How come your awake so early


I don't know, Jacob's still asleep but I just woke up!:wah:

That happens to me somtimes....I think its cause I get up to Shayden so much. Last night he slept through, so crossing my fingers for tonight:)

kayleneaussie;804902 wrote: That happens to me somtimes....I think its cause I get up to Shayden so much. Last night he slept through, so crossing my fingers for tonight:)


yeah, that's me too. I'm used to being up all hours of the night and sometimes I just wake up for no reason.

Well, I think I'll see if I can go back to sleep, I will talk with ya'll in a couple of hours. My love to everyone and hope you all have a good day.:-4

Just had a lovely baked dinner. Yummmmmmmmmmmmy:)

Oky see ya later Hope:)

kayleneaussie;804905 wrote: Just had a lovely baked dinner. Yummmmmmmmmmmmy:)

Oky see ya later Hope:)what you have:(

Baked lamb and veg yummyyyyyyyyyyyyy:D

kayleneaussie;804907 wrote: Baked lamb and veg yummyyyyyyyyyyyyy:DOh I love lamb...........just hate to think of their fate though when I see them in my local fields......there so darn sweet and have always wanted one.I hate being such a hypocrite I really do.:sneaky:

Oh well ya gotta eat:(

Love this gag....

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday

and I didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',

and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,

she barely said good morning,

let alone

' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well,

that's marriage for you,

but the kids....

They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low

and somewhat despondent.



As I walked into my office,

my secretary Jane said,

'Good Morning Boss,

and by the way

Happy Birthday ! '

It felt a little better

that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,

when Jane knocked on my door

and said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday,

what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's go !'

We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

where we normally would go.

She chose instead a quiet bistro

with a private table.

We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

Do We ?'

I responded,

'I guess not.

What do you have in mind ?'

She said,

'Let's drop by my apartment,

it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,

' Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom

for just a moment.

I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of minutes,

she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ....

Followed

by my wife,

my kids,

and dozens of my friends

and co-workers,

all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there...

On the couch...



Naked.

Hi Carol

How are you today?

That story you just put on was so funny, it really gave me a good laugh.:wah::wah:

Carolly;804913 wrote: Love this gag....

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday

and I didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',

and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,

she barely said good morning,

let alone

' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well,

that's marriage for you,

but the kids....

They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low

and somewhat despondent.



As I walked into my office,

my secretary Jane said,

'Good Morning Boss,

and by the way

Happy Birthday ! '

It felt a little better

that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,

when Jane knocked on my door

and said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday,

what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's go !'

We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

where we normally would go.

She chose instead a quiet bistro

with a private table.

We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

Do We ?'

I responded,

'I guess not.

What do you have in mind ?'

She said,

'Let's drop by my apartment,

it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,

' Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom

for just a moment.

I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of minutes,

she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ....

Followed

by my wife,

my kids,

and dozens of my friends

and co-workers,

all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there...

On the couch...



Naked.


GOOD ONE PETAL:yh_rotfl

Just going to have a sticky beak in facebook, back soon:)

Backkkkkkkkkkk, that was boring:(

Ok my Cherubs I am off now, catcha in the morning, Take care:-4

Hope6;804914 wrote: Hi Carol

How are you today?

That story you just put on was so funny, it really gave me a good laugh.:wah::wah:Hi Hope and so glad you had a good laugh:D;)

kayleneaussie;804920 wrote: Ok my Cherubs I am off now, catcha in the morning, Take care:-4Night Girlfriend..........sleep well;)

Carolly;804922 wrote: Hi Hope and so glad you had a good laugh:D;)


I said from my first time on here that I thought you were gonna be a lot of fun to talk to, I can see I was right!:wah::-4

Carolly;804730 wrote: Hate the Rolling Stones:mad:


me too!

jones jones;804927 wrote: me too!so what yer put that orrible song on here for then:rolleyes:

Carolly;804932 wrote: so what yer put that orrible song on here for then:rolleyes:


i am allowed a SINGLE blonde moment i believe ...

this better juliet?



"I'm In The Mood For Love"

I'm in the mood for love

Simply because you're near me

Funny, but when you're near me

I'm in the mood for love

Heaven is in your eyes

Bright as the stars we're under

Oh, is it any wonder

That I'm in the mood for love?

Why stop to think of whether

This little dream might fade?

We've put our hearts together

Now we are one, I'm not afraid

And if there's a cloud above

If it should rain, we'll let it

But for tonight forget it

I'm in the mood for love

Oh yeah

Why stop to think of whether

This little dream might fade?

We've put our hearts together

Now we are one, I'm not afraid

And if there's a cloud above

If it should rain, we'll let it

But, for tonight, forget it

Cause I'm in the mood for love

I'm in the mood for love

For love, for love...

these lines are from 500 miles by the proclaimers ...

i believe they are scottish ... so what does this mean? anyone know?

And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you



Jj

jones jones;804933 wrote: i am allowed a SINGLE blonde moment i believe ...

this better juliet?



"I'm In The Mood For Love"

I'm in the mood for love

Simply because you're near me

Funny, but when you're near me

I'm in the mood for love

Heaven is in your eyes

Bright as the stars we're under

Oh, is it any wonder

That I'm in the mood for love?

Why stop to think of whether

This little dream might fade?

We've put our hearts together

Now we are one, I'm not afraid

And if there's a cloud above

If it should rain, we'll let it

But for tonight forget it

I'm in the mood for love

Oh yeah

Why stop to think of whether

This little dream might fade?

We've put our hearts together

Now we are one, I'm not afraid

And if there's a cloud above

If it should rain, we'll let it

But, for tonight, forget it

Cause I'm in the mood for love

I'm in the mood for love

For love, for love...

jones jones;804934 wrote: these lines are from 500 miles by the proclaimers ...

i believe they are scottish ... so what does this mean? anyone know?

And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you



JjIts song talk:rolleyes:

or this????



"Come On Eileen"

Poor old Johnny Ray

Sounded sad upon the radio

Moved a million hearts in mono

Our mothers cried

Sang along, who'd blame them

Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever

Go toora loora toora loo rye aye

And we can sing just like our fathers

[Chorus:]

Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means)

At this moment, you mean everything

With you in that dress my thoughts I confess

Verge on dirty

Ah come on Eileen

These people round here wear beaten down eyes

Sunk in smoke dried faces

They're so resigned to what their fate is

But not us (no never), no not us (no never)

We are far too young and clever

Remember

Go toora loora toora loo rye aye

Eileen I'll hum this tune forever

Come on Eileen oh I swear (what he means)

Ah come on, let's take off everything

That pretty red dress Eileen (tell him yes)

Ah come on let's, Ah come on Eileen

That pretty red dress, Eileen (tell him yes)

Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen

Please...

Come on Eileen too-loo rye-aye

Come on Eileen too-loo rye-aye

Toora toora-too-loora

Now you have grown, now you have shown, oh Eileen

Come on Eileen, these things they are real and I know

how you feel

Now I must say more than ever

things round here have changed

Too-ra loo-ra too-ra loo-rye-aye

[Chorus]

Good Morning or Evening:wah: to everyone!

How are ya'll today?

I hope everything is going well!:)

Carolly;804938 wrote: Its song talk:rolleyes:


wrong answer!



according to google ...

Haver means, to talk nonsense!

Hope6;804940 wrote: Good Morning or Evening:wah: to everyone!

How are ya'll today?

I hope everything is going well!:)


you didn't sleep for long honey!!

jones jones;804939 wrote: or this????



"Come On Eileen"

Poor old Johnny Ray

Sounded sad upon the radio

Moved a million hearts in mono

Our mothers cried

Sang along, who'd blame them

Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever

Go toora loora toora loo rye aye

And we can sing just like our fathers

[Chorus:]

Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means)

At this moment, you mean everything

With you in that dress my thoughts I confess

Verge on dirty

Ah come on Eileen

These people round here wear beaten down eyes

Sunk in smoke dried faces

They're so resigned to what their fate is

But not us (no never), no not us (no never)

We are far too young and clever

Remember

Go toora loora toora loo rye aye

Eileen I'll hum this tune forever

Come on Eileen oh I swear (what he means)

Ah come on, let's take off everything

That pretty red dress Eileen (tell him yes)

Ah come on let's, Ah come on Eileen

That pretty red dress, Eileen (tell him yes)

Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen

Please...

Come on Eileen too-loo rye-aye

Come on Eileen too-loo rye-aye

Toora toora-too-loora

Now you have grown, now you have shown, oh Eileen

Come on Eileen, these things they are real and I know

how you feel

Now I must say more than ever

things round here have changed

Too-ra loo-ra too-ra loo-rye-aye

[Chorus]Orrible song that also:rolleyes::(

jones jones;804942 wrote: wrong answer!



according to google ...

Haver means, to talk nonsense!


Im never wrong dear.......about anything or anybody:sneaky:.......most songs talk nonsense:rolleyes:

jones jones;804944 wrote: you didn't sleep for long honey!!


What can I say, I'm used to waking up early.

Hope6;804940 wrote: Good Morning or Evening:wah: to everyone!

How are ya'll today?

I hope everything is going well!:)
Hello Hope, sorry you missed the strippers and the party.......never mind JJ is here so Im sure he can amuse you:D

Carolly;804946 wrote: Im never wrong dear.......about anything or anybody:sneaky:.......most songs talk nonsense:rolleyes:


phew! for a second i thought you were gonna tell me all i do is haver!

Hope6;804947 wrote: What can I say, I'm used to waking up early.:)Tell him what he wants to hear......... you wanted to talk to him;)

jones jones;804949 wrote: phew! for a second i thought you were gonna tell me all i do is haver!Goes without saying Rambo:sneaky:

Carolly;804951 wrote: Tell him what he wants to hear......... you wanted to talk to him;)


huh? I wanted to talk to who I'm confused

Hope6;804953 wrote: huh? I wanted to talk to who I'm confusedGods Gift babe .....who else???:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;804954 wrote: Gods Gift babe .....who else???:rolleyes:;)


er ... i think juliet means ... me hope ...

Jj ... the chosen one ... :-4 :-4

jones jones;804959 wrote: er ... i think juliet means ... me hope ...

Jj ... the chosen one ... :-4 :-4Oh of course:rolleyes:seems this lot are also after you.........but hopefully they will get better:sneaky:

Dont feel like a cooked meal today so Im sitting here with a plate of....salad....beetroot...cheese.....rollmops.......salmon rissoles and cold sliced beef.......wholemeal bread and a cuppa............bleedin andsome:D

Carolly;804963 wrote: Oh of course:rolleyes:seems this lot are also after you.........but hopefully they will get better:sneaky:






i just passed over them in the company jet you see juliet!