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SnoozeControl;446416 wrote: Was that a menstruation joke? Good comedy never needs explanation. Bad comedy is best left to die. :yh_glasse

So how 'bout dem Bears, eh?

Rapunzel;446409 wrote:



Sorry to hear you're feeling sicky

Hurry up and get well kwiky!








Thanks Rap, just had the physio woman out, she says i need to be in hosp! I'm petriefied of hospitals, i think she thinks i'm mad, she was so sweet to me i started blubbering!! She probably wasn't talking about the orthapedic ward! :-5

BabyRider;446048 wrote: Well...I have tied my ponytail so damn tight I can't close my eyes! :-2


Over here they call that a Croydon face lift

I'm having a pepperoni Hot Pocket....it's really good! :-6

sunny104;446709 wrote: I'm having a pepperoni Hot Pocket....it's really good! :-6


Not for the poor pepperoni that was killed to make it.:-1

sunny104;446709 wrote: I'm having a pepperoni Hot Pocket....it's really good! :-6
She's talking about food AGAIN :wah:

Now I'm even hungrier

zinkyusa;446713 wrote: Not for the poor pepperoni that was killed to make it.:-1


I know! :-1

I'm getting there, I hardly eat much meat at all these days...and I've been dairy free for months. yay, me! :-6

Uncle Kram;446719 wrote: She's talking about food AGAIN :wah:

Now I'm even hungrier


I'm all about enjoying the simple pleasures in life...:sneaky:

Kinky is going to be on Letterman friday night! :-6

I don't know if I'll watch...that's past my bedtime...

sunny104;446721 wrote: I know! :-1

I'm getting there, I hardly eat much meat at all these days...and I've been dairy free for months. yay, me! :-6


I tried soy burgers for a time. Two boxes of them. Just could not do that any longer. Not too bad eating but bad after taste. I do like soy milk ok but it costs double cows milk.

sunny104;446741 wrote: Kinky is going to be on Letterman friday night! :-6



I don't know if I'll watch...that's past my bedtime...




TIVO it. He is not in favor of the new fence on the border. Jesse Ventura talked him out of it. He says in 10 years, we may want to leave here.

jbbarker1947;446749 wrote: He says in 10 years, we may want to leave here.


I thought that was kinda funny....

jbbarker1947;446749 wrote: TIVO it. He is not in favor of the new fence on the border. Jesse Ventura talked him out of it. He says in 10 years, we may want to leave here.


I was watching some news clip of people coming thru a hole in the existing fence. but the strange thing is it seemed as many going thru the other way as coming in. ?????

It's November 1st and it's 65 degrees here in Boston.

Is that great or what? :guitarist

cherandbuster;446846 wrote: It's November 1st and it's 65 degrees here in Boston.



Is that great or what? :guitarist


Don't pack away the bikini just yet.

i am having dominoes pizza tonight. kitchen is closed. :wah:

guppy;446950 wrote: i am having dominoes pizza tonight. kitchen is closed. :wah:


I like Dominos. My favorite is godfathers but I dont see any of them anymore.

guppy;446950 wrote: i am having dominoes pizza tonight. kitchen is closed. :wah:


me too!!

I'm too tired to cook today.

My kitchen is close now too, but that's because I fed them and washed the dishes! No more dishes tonight!:)

Holy Moly...some mom has sent her kid outside to practice his horn. He's gonna need alot more practice.

Sheryl;447036 wrote: Holy Moly...some mom has sent her kid outside to practice his horn. He's gonna need alot more practice.


Heeeeeeee. I saw a guy at a park here practicing his bagpipe. I could see why he didnt do it at home.

Funny thing is, everyone who has ever played music starts out bad...It's like expecting a child to walk right after they're born.

Does anyone else have neighbours that think Bonfire night goes on for the whole of November. For some reason we do, and they have fireworks at the start of the month, and go on for weeks!! That must cost a fortune surely!! :-2

Hamster;447514 wrote: yep...all november and some of October too...*sigh*


And the most annoying thing is that they always set them off really late at night, when after you have had a hard day is the last thing you want. And this goes on day after day.

One more day to go, my son will be here tomorrow night.

chonsigirl;447560 wrote: One more day to go, my son will be here tomorrow night.


Oh I'm so happy for you, I bet you are counting down the hours and minutes as they pass!!

I am taking him to see Washington DC on Saturday, and he is going to a football game with friends of mine on Sunday. Oh, he will be surprised, he is sitting on the 40 yard line, 2 rows behind the Ravens bench. I am stopping after work today to get him appropriate sweatshirts and all that stuff they wear-ha-so I can see him on TV! :wah:

Hamster;447562 wrote: Its not just that Chris...my kids wont sleep and I have to work here in the evenings!!!



I feel like opening a window and shouting at them...except they wouldn't hear!!:-5


Amen to that! You know I'm sounding more like my grouchy dad everyday, oh what have I become!!

chonsigirl;447565 wrote: I am taking him to see Washington DC on Saturday, and he is going to a football game with friends of mine on Sunday. Oh, he will be surprised, he is sitting on the 40 yard line, 2 rows behind the Ravens bench. I am stopping after work today to get him appropriate sweatshirts and all that stuff they wear-ha-so I can see him on TV! :wah:


Oh that sounds like a load of fun! I'm assuming you are going to camcorder or take plenty of pics to remind you of this big event?

Oh Chris, isn't that funny, we always saw we will never be like our parents, and we always turn out that way!

chonsigirl;447569 wrote: Oh Chris, isn't that funny, we always saw we will never be like our parents, and we always turn out that way!


Well apart from a bad temper I would love to turn out as successful as my dad has become!

Oh I know it's really strange how you are so certain that as a kid you will never become like your parents, becasue they are old and wierd, but look at yourself later down the line and I bet the similiarities and closer than you would of imagined. I remember thinking a few years ago that watching the news was like watching paint dry, and yet know I watch it everyday.

Hamster;447573 wrote: I know what you mean..I hear myself quoting my mum to my kids...



"when you live in my house you'll do as I say" and the classic one..."when you have kids you'll understand" :wah:


Not to mention -



Stop argueing or I'll bang your heads together.



Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.



and the classic - Don't come running to me when you fall off and break your leg.

Imladris;447576 wrote:



and the classic - Don't come running to me when you fall off and break your leg.




I use that one all the time with my daughter!



Another one that my Mum used and used to wind me up was telling me not do something and when I asked 'Why?' you got 'Because I told you not to!' I've just stopped myself short of using that one recently!

Back to decorating, sanding done, let the painting begin! :guitarist

Betty Boop;447578 wrote: I use that one all the time with my daughter!



Another one that my Mum used and used to wind me up was telling me not do something and when I asked 'Why?' you got 'Because I told you not to!' I've just stopped myself short of using that one recently!


I always swore I would never say that - I failed:(

I spilled COLD soup all over my boob....I missed the microwave slightly...:rolleyes:

MY PRINTER JUST DIED.......STAPLES HERE I COME!!!!!:wah:

sunny104;447886 wrote: I spilled COLD soup all over my boob....I missed the microwave slightly...:rolleyes:


Hold on, I've got a damp cloth :sneaky: