thread killers.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:01 am

I used to love that show, watched it with my mum and dad every week on BBC2.

Theme tune is awesome, thanks:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:12 am

wonder why I didnt have a pole:-2

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:07 pm

Here, let me try!!

I have a new pair of rollerskates.....and the wheels are square

My cat is pooping in the litter box and I can hear her scratching

I want cole slaw

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:44 pm

I thought my grenade was all we needed????

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:50 pm

well there you go talking about penetration....I lost track of the subject at hand again!

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who's gonna kill me?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:04 pm

fuzzy butt;949386 wrote: Hey i'm talking to you arent' I?..........it always de-generates into a penetration discussion:D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

mmmmmmmmmm pene.........tra.....tion

Yeah, you and sally and her five sisters or ms. palmy.....what was it now??? I can't remember...and WAY too lazy to look through the threads!

I'm still stuck on penetrating.....so thanks for that!:D:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:13 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

super-something...that is FOR SURE!!

Goop-be-gone should be applied to get me un-stuck, I'm guessing!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:17 am

I need reassurance that you guys will keep this sucker going while im on my jollies....be gods their will be hell to pay if you dont maintain her while I am away

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:52 am

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:13 am

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:33 am

fuzzy butt;949569 wrote: chez? darling? you have your pants on back the front.:p

N dear...Yes dear...Dont like it!:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:28 am

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:44 am

fuzzy butt;949658 wrote: I'm as mad as hell right now

:mad::-5

Its your night time now isnt it?

If so, chill, go pour a huge glass of wine for yourself and come back and illpost a joke for ya:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:46 am

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating . . . then finish off as an orgasm..?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:19 am

fuzzy butt;949719 wrote: oh chez by the time we get to the "ripe old age" we're in desperate need of a rest.:wah: Eternal rest is a good idea. Well it should be anyway . If it isn't you havent done enough in life and should be flogged. :p You should be tired in old age, hopefully you earned it

How true...I wonder if when we reach that "ripe old age" were still able to re-enact how we began:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:24 am

fuzzy butt;949735 wrote: ahh yes beautifaul senility. when we think our sons and daughters are our brothers and sisters . and our mum is a stern but nice lady down the street.:p

god is good to us. We dont even know when we are out of it, and our memory comes back with all the reality and colour like it was yesterday.

to look on and t it, it makes us feel sad but to be within that state? I wonder?

erm did you just drink the bottle??:D

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:25 am

It is a sad thing, fuzzy. When you see those around you not in touch with reality. I have quite gotten used to being called "Mom" now by my husband, but I will never know exactly how he perceives me.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:25 am

fuzzy butt;949738 wrote: goodnight my dears i'm off to sleep land ...........which is going to be really bad if i'm not in bed at the time :wah::wah:

night.

Nite Nite Fuzzter:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:28 am

fuzzy butt;949744 wrote: umm no. but i am on pain killers ........does that count?

only if you took a double dose

p.s. sorry your on pain killers:-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:28 am

fuzzy butt;950837 wrote: so who want's cyber sex ? it's all I'm getting at the moment .:wah:

oh how sad is that eh?

Oh god I"m hittting a crossroad:o

if anyone would like to give me a name or battalion of men just say the word

Firstly, It was Chonsi who posted about her hubby Fuzz, take one less tab today:D

Secondly how dare you use this umarket thread to sell your wares???? Hussy!:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:13 am

Ahhhhh thats better:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:20 am

kazalala;950895 wrote: Ahhhhh thats better:D

Is your bottom burping?

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:23 am

Chezzie;950898 wrote: Is your bottom burping?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfloomg you are psychic!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:28 am

kazalala;950901 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfloomg you are psychic!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:31 am

Chezzie;950904 wrote:

My botty air smells like roses:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:34 am

kazalala;950906 wrote: My botty air smells like roses:D

roses that are sitting in cow poo yeah:D

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:39 am

Chezzie;950910 wrote: roses that are sitting in cow poo yeah:D

:wah: Int it funny how the big raspberry bottom burpies dont smell, and the tiny little pipsqueaks of air stink to the high heavens:wah:

seriously though i have terrible trapped wind,, since last night as well:-5