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Hamster;442866 wrote: Um..I remember you getting drunk??


Who, me?

Hamster;442876 wrote: Yeah.....Or was that someone else??? :wah:


I have yet to be drunk in your company.

Hamster;442882 wrote: Um....ok......next time darn t'pub then??? :wah:


Ok, but I know it's only because you don't want to make me a cup of coffee.

om-it looks like hamster is doing a remarkable job holding her own with you. LOL

Pinky;442889 wrote: At least she's holding her own and not..oh well


give her enough time and...................

guppy;442887 wrote: om-it looks like hamster is doing a remarkable job holding her own with you. LOL


I wouldn't expect anything less from a Yorkshire lass.:wah:

The MIND will only absorb what the BUTT can endure.

Hamster;442898 wrote: Just remember next time when you come to "Wipe tha bloody feet"


I have to take my trainers off to do that.

Hamster;442902 wrote: Trust you to Butt in Wolvie!!! :wah: :wah:


ya damn right.

Wolverine;442900 wrote: The MIND will only absorb what the BUTT can endure.


I may have a sore head after this.

Hamster;442914 wrote: Ok ok ..but make sure you have socks on!!!! :wah:


You want me to wipe my socks instead then?

hi open mind

OpenMind;442910 wrote: I may have a sore head after this.


keep your head off the headboard silly.

buttercup;442918 wrote: hi open mind


Hi, Buttercup. How are you?:-6

Hamster;442920 wrote: Nah....your feet smell!!! :wah:


My nose smells, my feet can't smell.

OpenMind;442924 wrote: Hi, Buttercup. How are you?:-6


chilling rather than refridgerated 'grin' how are you?

guppy;442921 wrote: keep your head off the headboard silly.


But I thought you had to bang your head against the headboard to have sex.

buttercup;442930 wrote: chilling rather than refridgerated 'grin' how are you?


Life is good.:-6

here also :-6

OpenMind;442932 wrote: But I thought you had to bang your head against the headboard to have sex.


then i bet you got a flat forehead!!!!!!!!!:wah:

guppy;442981 wrote: then i bet you got a flat forehead!!!!!!!!!:wah:


If I had a flat forehead,..would that make me a flathead screw driver?

K.Snyder;442996 wrote: If I had a flat forehead,..would that make me a flathead screw driver?


dont know, need more details.

:-5 There's a little man doing that in my head, got in at 3.30am, the phone was ringing at 9am, it was a BT text message to say my broadband would be connected by 8pm on Monday. :rolleyes:

Betty Boop;443068 wrote: :-5 There's a little man doing that in my head, got in at 3.30am, the phone was ringing at 9am, it was a BT text message to say my broadband would be connected by 8pm on Monday. :rolleyes:




Dehydration is a terrible thing that we inflict upon ourselves. I can fully sympathise with that. But at least you will be broadbanding soon.:-6 (Sorry, hope sunshine isn't too bright!)

K.Snyder;442996 wrote: If I had a flat forehead,..would that make me a flathead screw driver?
If so, that really puts a new visual to Phillips head screw driver. :-2

Hamster;443079 wrote: Morning Betty!! How is your head??? :wah: :wah:



I am just jealous cos I wasnt there........


Fine now, went back to bed and slept a bit more.

Don't be too jealous, the barn was quiet and the men were pants!

Believe me, the men were really pants, Ali's chat up line used on her was 'hey, you've got a lovely smiley face but your mates got a great ass' such charm huh? :-2

Hamster;443110 wrote: She was online last week with her broadband OM...As usual BT have out done themselves!! :rolleyes:




Talking of BT they woke me up at 9am this morning with a text message saying my broadband should be activated by 8pm on monday evening!





I'm going to ring them at three am tomorrow to tell them I've already been 'activated'

It's yuchy old rain outside!

Cher, the big winds are supposed to start tonight down here, have you had them yet?