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valerie;441962 wrote: Did you ever go fishin'

On a warm summer day

When all the fish

Were swimmin' in the bay

With their hands in their pockets

And their pockets in their pants

Did you ever see a fishie

Do the Hootchy-Kootchy Dance?

Turkey in the straw

Turkey in the straw

Roll 'em up and twist 'em up

A high tuck a-haw

:-6


Bill Grogans goat

was feeling fine

He ate three shirts

right off the line

Bill took a stick

gave him a whack

and tied him to

a railroad track

The whistle blew

the train grew nigh

Bill Grogans goat

was doomed to die

He heaved a sigh

of mighty pain

coughed up the shirts

and flagged the train

Pinky;442013 wrote: Are you guys having a barn dance? Can I come?


You sure you are up to it?

Pinky;442032 wrote: I'm up to any kind of dancing!!!:-6


Lets get a caller in here so we can dosey do. I got on my kickers and ready to go. Slips behind a bale of hay to take a quick swig of Jack Daniels.

Dont seem to be a caller so we gotta do a slow dance. Hey guys do you know Stranger on the shore.

Pinky;442041 wrote: I fel such a twat..oh god I'm getting tears and snot...not like me at all.

i'll be ok once I kick the hell out of something:rolleyes:


Maybe we better sit this one out. You need a big shot of Jack Daniels then jump in bed and cover up and sweat it out.

Pinky;442046 wrote: That's a great idea Okie. Maybe sweat it out and don't wake up again. I can't believe at my ag that i'm so god damn stupid:rolleyes:

I should know better than to turn soft now. I think I'll stick to stuff everyone, trust no-one from now on like I used to. That served me much better.


I havent been sick for so long. Now I say it probably gonna get really sick. I hope you get past it quick. I am not so good in the time. Its now almost midnight here.

I thiink I am gonna pee on the fire and call the dogs.

Pinky;442058 wrote: Can ya call the dogs to come and chew my face off please? There's no point trying to make myself look ok when I'm obviously so crappy in every other way.




Keep looking over your shoulder, cos I'm on my way to sort you out Missis!! :sneaky:

Hope you've managed to get some sleep!

Just be you, Pinky............................

Pinky-get up and boogy. :-6

Pinky;442058 wrote: Can ya call the dogs to come and chew my face off please? There's no point trying to make myself look ok when I'm obviously so crappy in every other way.


Heeeeeeeeey booooooomer, hey blue, come in, come in!!!

Pinks your avatar is really scary, i'm going to have nightmares :yh_nailbi :yh_nailbi

pizza tonight! I'm starving!! :yh_drool

I just bought three pairs of jeans :guitarist

All right Cher! I get to go shopping tomorrow, I need some jeans too. It is cold here today!

chonsigirl;442667 wrote: All right Cher! I get to go shopping tomorrow, I need some jeans too. It is cold here today!


Chonsi

We are supposed to get a sweeping rain on Saturday with 50-60 mph winds. Have you gotten it?

Not yet, it's supposed to be here tonight.

I do not know how bad the winds will be here though, when it hits, I'll let you know....................

I'm supposed to take the three nephews to see "Saw III" on Saturday . . .

i bought four pairs of jeans last week and now they are all too big. my diet is paying off. yippppppeeeeee.

guppy;442680 wrote: i bought four pairs of jeans last week and now they are all too big. my diet is paying off. yippppppeeeeee.


Awesome for you! :guitarist

What size are they and what size are you now?

Are you on a specific diet or are you just watching what you eat?

sunny104;442656 wrote: pizza tonight! I'm starving!! :yh_drool


Heeeeee, I saw Kinky on tv. He is something else. Sounds like he is friends of Jesse Ventura. I liked him. but he said Jesse looks like a pirate now.

Hey, what part of Texas are you in Near San Antonio? I was there for a few days. Loved the River Walk. We have a great place here like that called Bricktown. Has canals with boats you can ride. Water taxis. If you ever get here and you like Tex Mex, Chellinos is there too and have great food. Forget about Abuellos.

Okie;442687 wrote: Heeeeee, I saw Kinky on tv. He is something else. Sounds like he is friends of Jesse Ventura. I liked him. but he said Jesse looks like a pirate now.

Hey, what part of Texas are you in Near San Antonio? I was there for a few days. Loved the River Walk. We have a great place here like that called Bricktown. Has canals with boats you can ride. Water taxis. If you ever get here and you like Tex Mex, Chellinos is there too and have great food. Forget about Abuellos.


yep, I'm in San Antonio. :-6

And, I'll be voting for Kinky this weekend. :-6

cherandbuster;442685 wrote: Awesome for you! :guitarist

What size are they and what size are you now?

Are you on a specific diet or are you just watching what you eat?


they are a sixteen. now i am in a fourteen, fixing to have to get a twelve. which is where i want to be. originally i was dieting on purpose, then i was extremely happy for awhile and lost it easily. the last week has been stressful and i just dont know. Since i am five five. everybody keeps telling me i am thin enough. what the who? the best thing that helped is i walked two and half miles for four days in a row with my best friend last week. she decided that she could get back in shape as well.

Gupster

That's excellent! :guitarist

Oh, that is good to walk alot guppy. I walk everyday around the school track.

guppy;442694 wrote: they are a sixteen. now i am in a fourteen, fixing to have to get a twelve. which is where i want to be. originally i was dieting on purpose, then i was extremely happy for awhile and lost it easily. the last week has been stressful and i just dont know. Since i am five five. everybody keeps telling me i am thin enough. what the who? the best thing that helped is i walked two and half miles for four days in a row with my best friend last week. she decided that she could get back in shape as well.


CONGRATULATIONS :yh_clap :yh_clap

Since being ill and very inactive i've put on two stone and i hate it, the diet is starting on Monday, you've inspired me

SuzyB;442706 wrote:

CONGRATULATIONS :yh_clap :yh_clap

Since being ill and very inactive i've put on two stone and i hate it, the diet is starting on Monday, you've inspired me


LOL. seems i have inspired alot of people lately. LOL.

i aint walking with ya chick. Linda about killed me. up the hill. down the hill. up the hill. down the hill. run from the dog. up the hill. down the hill............

sunny104;442690 wrote: yep, I'm in San Antonio. :-6

And, I'll be voting for Kinky this weekend. :-6


Go for it. I am gonna wait until the 7th since my voting place is just a few blocks away but the county election board is downtown.

it is cold here and raining. it feels very fally. i have my candles burning. i smell leaves burning somewhere. i can't wait till turkey and dressing day.