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Pinky wrote: I'm still tired and I feel rough...my own fault for drinking and talking until 3.30 in the morning. I enjoyed every second though, so it was worth it:-6


I hear you, Pinks

I shouldn't have ordered that *last* glass of wine last night

Hamster wrote: I have a stinking hangover too.......Can we be miserable together??:wah:

anyone got any painkillers??


And I promised my nephews I'd take them to the new "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" movie today.

That's gonna hurt

A lot :-1

Hamster wrote: Hey Cher!!!! Do you wanna join my pity party??:wah:


I'm right beside you, babe

As far as last night's wine consumption

It was fun 'getting there'

But it's not fun 'being there' this morning

Why do I *never* learn?

Hamster wrote: best have another drink then!!!


Well it's only 8:54 a.m. here

Even I'm not *that* bad!

cherandbuster wrote: I'm right beside you, babe

As far as last night's wine consumption

It was fun 'getting there'

But it's not fun 'being there' this morning

Why do I *never* learn?


Heeeeee, you need the Hair of the dog that bit ya. How about a flute of champers, you can do that before noon.

[quote=cherandbuster]And I promised my nephews I'd take them to the new "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" movie today.



That's gonna hurt



A lot :-1



It might be better if you chainsawed them in the garage. Thats been my experience anyway.

Actually, I'd consider STEWING them...it's a lot quieter and not so messy.

Little Bubnny-FooFoo, hopping thru the Forrest

Scooping up the field mice

Bopping 'em on the head.

:wah:

Wolfy through the forest

A rubber hammer finds

Bopping all the critters

Just to make this rhyme.

chonsigirl wrote: :wah:

Wolfy through the forest

A rubber hammer finds

Bopping all the critters

Just to make this rhyme.


wow.

that was a stretch. but you pulled it off nicely.

someone just sent me this text



Dr Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty .No matter how much he tried the sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once and a while he would hear an internal voice say Dr Dave don't worry about it .your not the 1st doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you wont be the last plus your single , just let it go , but invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality by whispering but Dr Dave your a frigging vet

LMAO! I'm sending this to all the docs at the hospital I work at! (at which I work?)



jimbo wrote: someone just sent me this text



Dr Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty .No matter how much he tried the sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once and a while he would hear an internal voice say Dr Dave don't worry about it .your not the 1st doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you wont be the last plus your single , just let it go , but invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality by whispering but Dr Dave your a frigging vet

jimbo wrote: someone just sent me this text



Dr Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty .No matter how much he tried the sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once and a while he would hear an internal voice say Dr Dave don't worry about it .your not the 1st doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you wont be the last plus your single , just let it go , but invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality by whispering but Dr Dave your a frigging vet


hilarious:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I believe you'll probably be alright, unless you're using that toilet bowl cleaner to make explosives or drugs... and if not they'd most likely put you in the same section as people who removed the tags from pillows. :wah:

So did George Bush's old team win tonight? I last saw when they were up 5-3...

Hamster wrote: My neighbour who lives across from me has just been picked up by a friend to go to work....



It was 6am and dark and he thought it was a good idea to toot his horn!!



Now my son is awake and wont go back to sleep:-5


tell him my life story he will be kicking out the zzzzzzzz's in no time:wah:

hammy just make sure you dont fall asleep while doing it .......hammy........hammy ,,,,,,hammy

Hamster wrote: um...Jimbo he's only 3!! :wah:


good point he has allready out grown me :wah: :wah: :wah:

My oldest friend's birthday is at the end of November but for some reason I think it's October. Two years ago I (thought) was going to be in hospital for her birthday so I sent the card early, one month early! Plonker! She ended up with two cards that year!:)

Monday morning always moves the slowest................

Hamster wrote: I have to announce Clancy you are now my latest crush.....(sorry Batty!!)


I find it's best to keep my Garden crushes on rotation

cherandbuster wrote: I find it's best to keep my Garden crushes on rotation


I'm finding it quite difficult to choose someone to have a crush on, I mean there are so many men with so many different things to offer but so far I've narrowed it down to;



Jimbo - love his sense of humour but Suzy might not be too happy.



K.Snyder - a talented flirt with the ability to make me blush (v.rare)



Galbally - definitely got the gift of the gab



Perhaps I could have all three or is that greedy?:sneaky:

chonsigirl wrote: Monday morning always moves the slowest................Monday thru Wednesday are extremely busy for us at work. Thursday & Friday slow down alot, though.



Enjoy your work, Chons!

Imladris wrote: Perhaps I could have all three or is that greedy?:sneaky:


Ichick

Oh you should have many more than three

There are several other *delectable* men here for our use

So make sure your list gets longer

and longer

Hamster wrote: ok but its my turn for Clancy missy!!!


No problem

I'm in my Nomad mode today