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kazalala;797043 wrote: HI all xxxxx had not too bad a day today at work,, but my colleague at another venue had a nightmare, I wont go in to it on here as its not very nice to talk about really

Anyway,, Carol i enjoyed that joke about the Ham Bush good one:wah:

HI PC,, love ya new avatar:D

Helen you know our Carol so well;)

Hope everyone else is well, Gill, Kay, MrsK, ohhhhhhh why am i doing this i just know im gonna leave people out, so im stopping right there

Hugs for everyone!!!!!!!!:yh_hugsKaz.

Well its 4.15am. My son just got home from a Party and woke me up and Shayden is still asleep. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh I could of had a good nights sleep:-5

Congratulations Helen:)



Will check me emails now Gill:)

Hi to everybody else:-4

Ive just put a new thread up:wah::wah: go and see if you can do it:wah::wah:

Gill I read emails, Thank you:-4:-4:-4:-4:-4

Hope they were OK Mrs :-3:-4

yes Gill you are very articulate so much better than me:-4



Well Shayden is still asleep so I am going to sneak back to bed for a few more zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bedfore he wakes:-4 Cant believe he has slept through.......about bloody time:D

Hello Kazzy:)good to see you mate............by the way it turns out that Chris's sister on holiday in India has Gallstones:-5...not sure if there gonna operate there:-3

kayleneaussie;797081 wrote: yes Gill you are very articulate so much better than me:-4



Well Shayden is still asleep so I am going to sneak back to bed for a few more zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bedfore he wakes:-4 Cant believe he has slept through.......about bloody time:D







that's before anybody else does it !! :rolleyes:

Just typed out a joke for the humour thread.I used to tell it years ago when I did cabaret and thought I would put it here also:wah:

Geezer selling knickers down an East End Market

Sexy Knickers.....Sexy Knickers......only 10p a pair....

Woman finks......cor thats cheap.....I will get some

When she gets home and looks at them they were rubbish

Holes....no elastic....all in a right state

So she rushes back to the Market and there he is still shouting

Sexy Knickers....come on girls have the night of yer life only 10p a pair!!!

The woman makes her way through the group of people listening to him and says

Oi mate!!Ive just bought a dozen pair of those fings and Ive been done!

He looked at her.....smiled and shouted.......

THERE YE GO...........ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!!!:wah::p

Carolly;797085 wrote: Hello Kazzy:)good to see you mate............by the way it turns out that Chris's sister on holiday in India has Gallstones:-5...not sure if there gonna operate there:-3


Poor woman, Carol. Best wishes to her.

Carolly;797100 wrote: Just typed out a joke for the humour thread.I used to tell it years ago when I did cabaret and thought I would put it here also:wah:

Geezer selling knickers down an East End Market

Sexy Knickers.....Sexy Knickers......only 10p a pair....

Woman finks......cor thats cheap.....I will get some

When she gets home and looks at them they were rubbish

Holes....no elastic....all in a right state

So she rushes back to the Market and there he is still shouting

Sexy Knickers....come on girls have the night of yer life only 10p a pair!!!

The woman makes her way through the group of people listening to him and says

Oi mate!!Ive just bought a dozen pair of those fings and Ive been done!

He looked at her.....smiled and shouted.......

THERE YE GO...........ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!!!:wah::p


Carol, that's an old ----

:wah::rolleyes:

G#Gill;797101 wrote: Poor woman, Carol. Best wishes to her. :(Fanks Gill..........long way to go to get bloody ill:rolleyes::(

Carolly;797085 wrote: Hello Kazzy:)good to see you mate............by the way it turns out that Chris's sister on holiday in India has Gallstones:-5...not sure if there gonna operate there:-3


Well at least she was diagnosed pretty quickly! when my granddad was told he had em,, he had to wait weeeks and weeks and weeks to get a scan to confirm thats what he had before they would do owt,,, he ended up waiting too long and eventualy died before they got round to doing the scan:mad:

Hope she is ok though, maybe they will let her fly home now they know what it is:-4

[QUOTE=G#Gill;797110]Carol, that's an old ----



dont want to be picky or anything but i think thats a conker !!:D

Helen I aint a clue what shes goin on about:wah::wah:;)

Carolly;797162 wrote: Helen I aint a clue what shes goin on about:wah::wah:;)


what gill means is that her joke was an old chestnut, a sort of standard old joke.:-4

I am backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:D

Hi Sueson you are welcome to join in:)

kayleneaussie;797179 wrote: I am backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:D

Hi Sueson you are welcome to join in:)


Probably only up to page 156 Kay so cant see you :wah::wah:

but if you can yes of course you are welcome:D

kayleneaussie;797179 wrote: I am backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:D

Hi Sueson you are welcome to join in:)


Ha Ha meant SuesSon:)

kazalala;797180 wrote: Probably only up to page 156 Kay so cant see you :wah::wah:

but if you can yes of course you are welcome:D


Ha Ha could be right there Kaz....lots of reading to do:D

awwwwwwwwwwwww I scared them away:(

Well I have been asked to make a spinach dip for my Father.inlaws 99th Birthday today so better get to. Its my famous Spinach Dip by the way:D

kayleneaussie;797191 wrote: awwwwwwwwwwwww I scared them away:(


:wah::wah::wah:

kazalala;797198 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:p

Kay......stop frightening people away woman:-5:-5:mad::p

Right ----- Carol told a joke about a geezer at an eastend market selling cheap knickers.

So I said that that joke was 'an old chestnut' meaning it was an old, much told joke.

Helen yes it was the picture of a conker, cos the conker comes from the horse chestnut tree ---------------------------- OK ??

Explanation over :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah::wah:

G#Gill;797241 wrote: Right ----- Carol told a joke about a geezer at an eastend market selling cheap knickers.

So I said that that joke was 'an old chestnut' meaning it was an old, much told joke.

Helen yes it was the picture of a conker, cos the conker comes from the horse chestnut tree ---------------------------- OK ??

Explanation over :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah:
Well how comes if its that much told nobody here knew it and I did tell you I used to tell it when I did cabaret and that was 100s of years ago as you know..........so there smarty pants:p:rolleyes:

Carolly;797245 wrote: Well how comes if its that much told nobody here knew it and I did tell you I used to tell it when I did cabaret and that was 100s of years ago as you know..........so there smarty pants:p:rolleyes:




How did I know it was an old chestnut then ----- if I hadn't heard it before Mrs ???




:rolleyes::p

G#Gill;797252 wrote: How did I know it was an old chestnut then ----- if I hadn't heard it before Mrs ???




:rolleyes:
Ok.........you tell a joke then that nobodys heard before then without making one up you won't:rolleyes:...............................least I try-1:-1

Good afternoon everyone, have had a heck of a time gettin on here today. My dear daughter messed up my whole thing last night:mad: Well, I'm back and am already laughing, this place always makes my day:wah: so, I guess it's easier to off the hook:-4

qsducks;797256 wrote: Good afternoon everyone, have had a heck of a time gettin on here today. My dear daughter messed up my whole thing last night:mad: Well, I'm back and am already laughing, this place always makes my day:wah: so, I guess it's easier to off the hook:-4Hiya Ducky;)apart from all that.........hope ye doing ok me little swampduck:):p

H i Duck.....nobody but nobody dare touch my computer....got them all scared of me now:yh_rotfl

Hello Carolly, I just sent you some funnies em. Only the good ones:wah:

I see that your back on, cool:) Just getting to know everyone here. My daughter always says "mom, you could talk to a tree if it would listen":wah: I just really like meeting other people from all walks of life. The world is so interesting.

kayleneaussie;797266 wrote: H i Duck.....nobody but nobody dare touch my computer....got them all scared of me nowIm scared of you also ye know:rolleyes:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.ye right:wah::wah::wah::p

qsducks;797270 wrote: I see that your back on, cool:) Just getting to know everyone here. My daughter always says "mom, you could talk to a tree if it would listen":wah: I just really like meeting other people from all walks of life. The world is so interesting.Got them Ducky by the way lol.............ere I dont talk much:rolleyes:SHUT IT U LOTbut Kay dont bleedin stop:wah::D;)

WHO HAS GOT OVER 5,000 POSTS .......YOU PETAL...TALK A LOT:p:p

Ye well:sneaky:I cant help it if Im always full of useless.........I mean useful info so there Oz bird:p:mad::rolleyes:

G#Gill;797241 wrote: Right ----- Carol told a joke about a geezer at an eastend market selling cheap knickers.

So I said that that joke was 'an old chestnut' meaning it was an old, much told joke.

Helen yes it was the picture of a conker, cos the conker comes from the horse chestnut tree ---------------------------- OK ??

Explanation over :rolleyes::wah::wah::wah:


ok so im not as at one with nature as i thought i was...........

oooooooooooooooooooo I am nearly at 2000 posts

hi gill,

you must have got your piccy from the same page i got this one.......... did you see the horses on there ?? some right little crackers wernt they.

which reminds me, we've got new ponies in the dog fields now, two mares with last years foals at foot, one of the babies is white with black spots on her bum, bootiful, she is.

and for those who would like to know this is what chestnuts look like

kayleneaussie;797298 wrote: oooooooooooooooooooo I am nearly at 2000 posts :)Ye got another 86 to go you daft old tart:rolleyes:.........Im off to bed soon as I fell crappy and I gotta get up at 3.30am............oops 4 hours time!:(:-2

Get to bed then crankey bum:p



Sweet dreams:-4

NIGHT NIGHT, CAROL, TAKE CARE TOMORROW MRS XXX

Helen;797300 wrote: hi gill,

you must have got your piccy from the same page i got this one.......... did you see the horses on there ?? some right little crackers wernt they.

which reminds me, we've got new ponies in the dog fields now, two mares with last years foals at foot, one of the babies is white with black spots on her bum, bootiful, she is.

and for those who would like to know this is what chestnuts look like




Helen, those are sweet chestnuts, that you eat at Christmas, having roasted them on an open fire --- sounds like a song :wah::wah::wah:

Morning all:-6

Pleased you like the poems Gill,it was nice chatting to you & Kay Carol we will have to catch up again.

Hello & Welcome Hope:)

I am babysitting again today so I will be back later.

Hello Pinkchick & Helen & ducks:-6

If I missed anyone I am sorry.

Hi MrsK !!! Just keep posting the poems, they're lovely Mrs. xxx

Helen is this one of those lovely creatures you were referring to -------------