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Chezzie;796785 wrote: soz peeps, somat up with pc, its running slower than carolly would going for bus :wah::wah: Im running spyware etc and its soooo slow, ill catch ya later once its clean again lol:wah:Er BUS?????Excuse me lady..................posh Essex people dont do buses:rolleyes::p

kayleneaussie;796786 wrote:

AND ME TODAYIn your dreams sweetheart:rolleyes:I will show them the REALyou pouting yer lovely lips at JJ:p

POOR CAROL SHE INSISTS ON WEARING THOSE G STRINGS

Cheezie Did The 11,oooth Post.....congratulations:)

HIYA GUYS AND GALS !!

kayleneaussie;796790 wrote: Cheezie Did The 11,oooth Post.....congratulations:)Congratulations???????????????Im gonna bleedin kill er!!!!!!IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME THE LOVELY ONE!!!!!:-5:-5:mad:-1

G#Gill;796791 wrote: HIYA GUYS AND GALS !!


HI YA GILL :-4

awwww soz carolly babes........guess you just gorra be quicker babes...p.s I never noticed hunny or id of left it for someone else since I got the 10,000 post also :sneaky::D:-4

Hi there Gillywilly xxxx

loved the hand tooter guy....very funny :wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;796796 wrote: awwww soz carolly babes........guess you just gorra be quicker babes...p.s I never noticed hunny or id of left it for someone else since I got the 10,000 post also :sneaky::D:-4

Well i am going now, feeling tired after MOWING THE LAWNS Take care:-4

kayleneaussie;796802 wrote: Well i am going now, feeling tired after MOWING THE LAWNS Take care:-4


Oh you MOWED THE LAWNS FOR A CHANGE KAY????

well done babes, nice bit of exercise eh....

for kay xxx

Chezzie;796801 wrote: SO THERE!!!!:p:rolleyes::wah:

Chezzie;796806 wrote:













for kay xxx

Ere gill, did you see what the photo police just posted there.....Jeeezzzzz

BIG PIC OR WHAT!!!!!:D

Chezzie;796804 wrote: Oh you MOWED THE LAWNS FOR A CHANGE KAY????

well done babes, nice bit of exercise eh....

Chezzie;796808 wrote: GOOD!!!!!!!..........teach her being the 11000:rolleyes::-5:p

Chezzie;796815 wrote: Ere gill, did you see what the photo police just posted there.....Jeeezzzzz

BIG PIC OR WHAT!!!!!:DTROUBLE MAKER!!!!!!!!!:-5:-5:p

To anybody viewing this madhouse please except my sincere apologises.I do try to make this thread a very interlectual one..........fink I spelt that wrong but never mind you know what I mean.........I also try to have posh(like me) clever intelligant people here..................sorry I aint got any here:rolleyes:.........I am really a very brainy....clever.....woman...........SHUT IT YOU LOT........but have to lower myself:rolleyes:.....hope you understand:).So now you all know I hope you will make allowances for my posts.................and if you dont.............dont care:p:p:wah:

Hello all:-6



Running very late today,but it was for a good cause.

We had our grandson 1yr old for the day today & had a fantastic time.:-4

Bloody tired now though;)

Hope you all enjoy your International Womens Day:-4:-4

The woman in the glass

When you get what you want in your struggle for self,

and the world makes you queen for a day,

Just go to a mirror and look at yourself,

and see what THAT woman has to say.



Some people may think you a straight-shootin' chum,

And call you a person of place,

But the woman in the glass says you're only a bum

if you can't look her straight in the face.



She's the woman to please, never mind all the rest,

For she's with you clear up to the end,

And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test,

If the woman in the glass is your friend.



You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years,

And get pats on the back as you pass,

But your final reward will be heartaches and tears,

If you've cheated the woman in the glass!

Hope6;796608 wrote: Carol, you are a sweetheart and a nice lady too. You make me feel so welcome.

I think I'm going to enjoy talking to you.


the best way to do that is wait til she draws a breath then go for your life ;):rolleyes:

Carol....i have to titter at you trying to say your intellectual when ya cant even spell the word :wah::wah::wah:......................chase me

Helen;796827 wrote: the best way to do that is wait til she draws a breath then go for your life ;):rolleyes:

Chezzie;796828 wrote: Carol....i have to titter at you trying to say your intellectual when ya cant even spell the word :wah::wah::wah:......................chase me

mrsK;796826 wrote: Hello all:-6



Running very late today,but it was for a good cause.

We had our grandson 1yr old for the day today & had a fantastic time.:-4

Bloody tired now though;)

Hope you all enjoy your International Womens Day:-4

The woman in the glass

When you get what you want in your struggle for self,

and the world makes you queen for a day,

Just go to a mirror and look at yourself,

and see what THAT woman has to say.



Some people may think you a straight-shootin' chum,

And call you a person of place,

But the woman in the glass says you're only a bum

if you can't look her straight in the face.



She's the woman to please, never mind all the rest,

For she's with you clear up to the end,

And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test,

If the woman in the glass is your friend.



You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years,

And get pats on the back as you pass,

But your final reward will be heartaches and tears,

If you've cheated the woman in the glass!Hi H............Ive seen this before but it was a man ...........I love those words and thankyou so much for bringing it here;)I enjoyed our chat yesterday also;)

guess where i've just been.........................



so thats me set up til this bad weather is over, its looking pretty nasty for tomorrow and monday.

now all i've got to do is teach the dog to use the toilet :-3:D

Helen;796827 wrote: the best way to do that is wait til she draws a breath then go for your life ;)NOT!!!:-5:-5:rolleyes:

we have doctors and nurses sharing the house next door to us, they had a party last night with juggling and fire eating and music................

it didnt start til 1am, in the back garden !!!!:mad:

Helen;796838 wrote: we have doctors and nurses sharing the house next door to us, they had a party last night with juggling and fire eating and music................

it didnt start til 1am, in the back garden !!!!:mad:


I doubt thats even legal at that time of morning fgs.............I know what I would have done:rolleyes:

ladies and gentlemen'

i have a proud and happy anouncement to make.............. i have spoken on this thread 1000 times....................... granted it was probably all a load of rubbish :rolleyes: but you all listened anyway :-4

Well Done Helen xxxx:-6

Hello Everyone!

Thought I would pop in before the baby wakes up, and say Good Morning to everyone. I hope y'all are having the beginnings of a great weekend.:-6

It rained here yesterday ALL DAY LONG! it was one of those dreary, gray days that makes you just want to go back to bed. I don't know if today will be any better.

But I have to say I've had a great laugh reading y'alls posts for today!:yh_rotfl

im off to work now,catchya all laters.................

Have a good day Helen

Hi everybody :-4

Hope6;796843 wrote: Hello Everyone!

Thought I would pop in before the baby wakes up, and say Good Morning to everyone. I hope y'all are having the beginnings of a great weekend.:-6

It rained here yesterday ALL DAY LONG! it was one of those dreary, gray days that makes you just want to go back to bed. I don't know if today will be any better.

But I have to say I've had a great laugh reading y'alls posts for today!:yh_rotflDunno whyI was trying to be serious:sneaky:........good to see you Hope;)

Helen;796841 wrote: ladies and gentlemen'

i have a proud and happy anouncement to make.............. i have spoken on this thread 1000 times....................... granted it was probably all a load of rubbish :rolleyes: but you all listened anyway :-4Gawd :rolleyes:SLOW COACH!!!!!!:p:wah:;)

pinkchick;796848 wrote: Have a good day Helen

Hi everybody :-4Top of the morning to you Rosie;)

Carolly;796858 wrote: Top of the morning to you Rosie;)


Carol :-6

How are you darlin?

pinkchick;796860 wrote: Carol :-6

How are you darlin?Ohhhhh abit peed off.Still aint raining here and I didnt work cause they said it was going to.........lying gits:-5.....good job Im a millionairess aint it:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;796865 wrote: Ohhhhh abit peed off.Still aint raing here and I didnt work cause they said it was going to.........lying gits:-5.....good job Im a millionairess aint it:rolleyes:;)


oh I'm sorry sweetheart! :-4

Hello again everybody, I got interupted before, so I'll just carry on

Kathy Ellen, Hi, hope all is well with you xxx

Kay I've sent you emails Mrs. xxx

Carol, sorry to hear about your market, but I think all your stuff would only be blown away and damaged Mrs. It's blowing a hooligan here now, so when they say it is going to be at it's peak Sunday night/Monday morning (rush hour - oops) gawd knows what the wind strength will be then !!! xxx

Chez -- glad you liked my link, I just think he's brilliant ! When we first saw that we were all in hysterics ! Yes I did see what the photo police put up --- how could anybody miss is ffs ???? xxx

MrsK -- good poem again xxx

Helen, well done for your 1000 posts Mrs. Yes I do agree you have to grab your opportunity when Carol draws breath, to try to get a word in edgeways !!!! xxx

Hope, Hi, nice to see you, and glad these nutters are making you laugh. We don't do 'miserable' (well not very often anyway :wah:) xxx

PC - Rosie, Hi , hope things are not too bad Mrs, and you're keeping your chin up !

xxx



:D :-4

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are near to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet'.

'Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee'.

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget.'

'Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!'

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?'

'Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....







Ees



Ees...







'Ees, a Ham Bush':wah:...................well you do better:pat least I try!!:wah:

HI all xxxxx had not too bad a day today at work,, but my colleague at another venue had a nightmare, I wont go in to it on here as its not very nice to talk about really:(

Anyway,, Carol i enjoyed that joke about the Ham Bush good one:wah:

HI PC,, love ya new avatar:D

Helen you know our Carol so well;)

Hope everyone else is well, Gill, Kay, MrsK, ohhhhhhh why am i doing this i just know im gonna leave people out, so im stopping right there:wah:

Hugs for everyone!!!!!!!!:yh_hugsKaz.

Fink I will sing.............:guitarist

People,

People who need people

Are the luckiest people in the world

Were children needing other children

And yet letting our grown-up pride

Hide all the need inside

Acting more like children than children

Lovers

Are very special people

Theyre the luckiest people in the world

With one person,

One very special person

A feeling deep in your soul

Says you are half now youre whole

No more hunger and thirst

But first be a person who needs people

People, people who need people

Are the luckiest people in the world.

With one person

One very special person

A feeling deep in your soul

Says you are half now youre whole

No more hunger and thirst

But first be a person who needs people

People, people who need people

Are the luckiest people in the world..............Good wernt I:);)

Carolly;797008 wrote: Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are near to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet'.

'Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee'.

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget.'

'Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!'

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?'

'Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....







Ees



Ees...







'Ees, a Ham Bush':wah:...................well you do better:pat least I try!!:wah: