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Who invented Monday anyway???? :-2

wasn't me

Tonights firework display is gonna be good

Uncle Fester;716064 wrote: I was sat in my swivel chair yesterday and I had a thought , you know when you turn the hands back on a watch the time goes backward , I decided to try an experiment , I spun myself fast anti clock wise to see if I got younger , guess what

I does not bloody work :-5


:wah: it was worth a try:rolleyes:

jimbo;716134 wrote: i know an electric chair stops you getting any older :D


Old Sparky :p you git , I will get old thanks

jimbo;716168 wrote: how are you buddy :wah:


Don't ask tired , knackered and some other things I dare not say on here

I think I'll get some brisket for lunch again....I love Texas!! :p

it's funny that you can report yourself!

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47,000 toys and a plastic baggie has been the most fascinating thing for 2 days now.....:rolleyes: :wah:

huh?

AngelEyes82;717030 wrote: Why do you have 47,000 toys?:-3 And a plastic baggy?


I'm picking on my kids. They have tons of toys and they've been fascinated with a plastic bag.

For 2 days.



:D :wah:

:wah: aww sunny that is soo sweet. :-4

I feel so relaxed tonight its nice

don't you hate when you're talking to other parents and they tell you their kids name and it's something really strange because they "wanted their kids to have a unique name" and then you have to say something nice..... :yh_neutra :yh_hypno "oh....um *cough* that's...beautiful....." :-3



or is it just me??

sunny104;717297 wrote: don't you hate when you're talking to other parents and they tell you their kids name and it's something really strange because they "wanted their kids to have a unique name" and then you have to say something nice..... oh....um *cough* that's...beautiful....." :-3



or is it just me??


:wah: even worse when they give them original names but with unique spellings.

sunny104;716528 wrote: I think I'll get some brisket for lunch again....I love Texas!! :p


That is definitely one thing I miss about Texas is the food - love that barbeque, Tex-Mex, Catfish, (don't miss the Okra!!) Its probably good that I moved, or I would be most likely another size or two than what I am.

moonpie;717483 wrote: That is definitely one thing I miss about Texas is the food - love that barbeque, Tex-Mex, Catfish, (don't miss the Okra!!) Its probably good that I moved, or I would be most likely another size or two than what I am.




that's the 2 things that always stand out here, the people and the food! :-6

anybody want a 4 and 6 year old! :-5

I'm SO not in the mood this week!

*sigh*

sure I'll take them, but then you get the 4 going on 16 diva and girl hating 7 year old.

Sheryl;717478 wrote: even worse when they give them original names but with unique spellings.




yeah, you'd have to go thru your whole life correcting people...."no, it's actually spelled...."

Sheryl;717497 wrote: sure I'll take them, but then you get the 4 going on 16 diva and girl hating 7 year old.


:wah:

G'day Texas!!! A very fine State, with excellent tucker - though I never got to first base with that enormous steak in Amarillo. Yall got some neat canyons too, and good long neck beer... um... My sister copped a German name which Aussies didn't pronounce right, so my parents respelled it English style, and it was apples.

Jayyne, Fre3d, StarlightRomp, Tybiscuitte, Xaxvie - hey I kinda like that one!!



Xaxvie.

Xaxvie Tybiscuitte Brindlebury-Smythe III, Marquis of Camden Town, Baron HumpingHard and Order of the Ladies' Garter.

Girls, he's young, gorgeous, aristocratic, straight, single and RICHISSIMO*. ***



*Pam's Dating Agency can, for a consideration, provide an introduction. All expressions of interest should be faxed along with one bar of gold bullion to AP, C/- Bank Acc 3857266-1y-29, Switzerland.



*** In an unprecedented personal statement, Xaxvie has stated that he welcomes small children, and is prepared to provide a staff of Mary Poppins's to sort kids.

There is an unconfirmed rumour that Aussie Pam has left FG. Arguably completely overcome by her own advertisement, she is now somewhere in Jamaica with an aristo with a long name and a very very gold mastercard. Reports have it that Mary Poppins is minding small person while Lord and Lady Xaxvie etc are sipping cocktails by the pool.

maybe two giant cups of coffee is not such a good idea. :yh_hypno

I feel like Tweek from South Park.

I signed up as a monkey again. oh boy..i'll be in canasta if ya need me. :wah:

Someone sent me a video of two women eating poo out of a cup.

I think that is just wrong !

sunny104;717807 wrote: maybe two giant cups of coffee is not such a good idea. :yh_hypno

I feel like Tweek from South Park.


Argh i hate Southpark i think Family Guy is better

Its the weekend.

We should have a good old fashioned all out no holds barred mud slinging hate mongering vicious morally depraved wicked FG battle. Last man/woman standing wins.

:-6

Whos in ?

Nomad;718372 wrote: Its the weekend.

We should have a good old fashioned all out no holds barred mud slinging hate mongering vicious morally depraved wicked FG battle. Last man/woman standing wins.

:-6

Whos in ?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hmm i wonder if their good enough oh well i'll let the world see and then they can make their mind up if its good or not

Nomad;718345 wrote: Someone sent me a video of two women eating poo out of a cup.

I think that is just wrong !


Maybe you need better friends, Nomad. :-3 :wah:

That's lovely, Musiclover. Give my love to NYC, please. Great graphic display.

When your palms itch, it means your going to recive money. It's true. Check it out.

I deliver pizza part time. Its been slow, very slow, twenty bucks tops in tips. Tonite my palms itched like crazy.

I made seventy-eight dollars in tips. Then, when checking the mail, I found a fifty-dollar bill on the gound.

These old wives tales rock!

isn't it better to be alive than dead?

BIRMINGHAM CITY 1 VILLA 2



BEAUTIFUL!

SlipStream;718578 wrote: isn't it better to be alive than dead?


Usually.

Galbally;718759 wrote: BIRMINGHAM CITY 1 VILLA 2



BEAUTIFUL!


Well done, we drew with Newcastle on saturday,,, shoulda beat em tho:rolleyes:

I think Sports causes to many arguments espically when it comes to Football thats why i hate it so much :wah:

just wanted to do this ---> :p

*yauns* another day over

OH YAY........OH YAY :-6

Our phone system in work has crashed

Time for coffee me thinks :-6

today's bin overgrown here in gardens world.

it's goin down t hill...