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Carolly;794656 wrote: His been two timeing you sweetchops:rolleyes::sneaky:


YEA I KNOW PETAL, I AM CALLING THE WEDDING OFF :-1

Carolly;794656 wrote: His been two timeing you sweetchops:rolleyes::sneaky:


hoo? me? two time my sweet sweet aussie chick! nah never!

with hoo miss carol ... i forgot!

Jj :-4

Carolly;794665 wrote: God your a bigger Tart then I thought Rambo:rolleyes:oh..........and a lying toad:p


god i luv it when you talk dirty miss carol!

mwaaaaah!!! :-4 :-4

Jj :-4

kayleneaussie;794681 wrote: YEA I KNOW PETAL, I AM CALLING THE WEDDING OFF :-1


oh nooooooooooo!

jeez kay ... i just bought a brand new white tux ... white shoes and shocking pink shirt and socks!

who am i gonna marry now?

Gill ... you there honey? :-4

Jj

jones jones;794723 wrote: oh nooooooooooo!

jeez kay ... i just bought a brand new white tux ... white shoes and shocking pink shirt and socks!

who am i gonna marry now?

Gill ... you there honey? :-4

JjKay he told me he loved me today.......on another thread for ALLLLLLLL to see........Gawd as long as you breath he wants yer:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;794731 wrote: Kay he told me he loved me today.......on another thread for ALLLLLLLL to see........Gawd as long as you breath he wants yer:rolleyes:;)


HE IS ALL YOURS PETAL;)

kayleneaussie;794743 wrote: HE IS ALL YOURS PETAL;)I dont bleedin want him mate..........his a tart!!!!!:p

Carolly;794731 wrote: Kay he told me he loved me today.......on another thread for ALLLLLLLL to see........Gawd as long as you breath he wants yer:rolleyes:;)


nuh ah! ya gotta do more than just breathe! ya gotta do HEAVY breathin"!

kayleneaussie;794743 wrote: HE IS ALL YOURS PETAL;)


hey are you dumpin me aussie? right here on this foc thread for all to see plus all the female guests who are just queuing up to get a piece of ol' Jj?

okay ... gimme back my poem ... now!

i'm gonna give it to gill ... or carol ... or kaz ... or helen ... or ... or ... what are the other cute chix names petal?

Jj :-4

jones jones;794773 wrote: hey are you dumpin me aussie? right here on this foc thread for all to see plus all the female guests who are just queuing up to get a piece of ol' Jj?

okay ... gimme back my poem ... now!

i'm gonna give it to gill ... or carol ... or kaz ... or helen ... or ... or ... what are the other cute chix names petal?

Jj :-4


YA NOT GETTING THE POEM BACK:p

kayleneaussie;794785 wrote: YA NOT GETTING THE POEM BACK:pWhat bleedin poemand wheres mine-1

kayleneaussie;794785 wrote: YA NOT GETTING THE POEM BACK:p


okay ... then i'm including it as part of your settlement ... its worth AT LEAST

A$1,000,000.00 ... (ya've torn out my heart aussie! i really loved ya! sob) :-1 :-1

Jj :-1

Carolly;794791 wrote: What bleedin poemand wheres mine-1


STOP BLOODY SOOKEN YA BIG BABY HE WILL WRITE YA ONE:guitarist

Carolly;794748 wrote: I dont bleedin want him mate..........his a tart!!!!!:p


no no no ... i am not a tart! i'm playful is all!

Jj

jones jones;794800 wrote: okay ... then i'm including it as part of your settlement ... its worth AT LEAST

A$1,000,000.00 ... (ya've torn out my heart aussie! i really loved ya! sob) :-1 :-1

Jj :-1


GET REAL LOVER BOY MY BODY IS WORTH MORE THAN THAT:D

jones jones;794800 wrote: okay ... then i'm including it as part of your settlement ... its worth AT LEAST

A$1,000,000.00 ... (ya've torn out my heart aussie! i really loved ya! sob) :-1 :-1

Jj :-1


YOU WILL HAVE TO BEG BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME FOR THE WEDDING TO GO AHEAD OR DO YOU WANT ANOTHER HONEYMOON

jones jones;794800 wrote: okay ... then i'm including it as part of your settlement ... its worth AT LEAST

A$1,000,000.00 ... (ya've torn out my heart aussie! i really loved ya! sob) :-1

Jj :-1LYING GIT!!!!Kay he only wants ye for ye kangeroo meat mate:rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie;794813 wrote: YOU WILL HAVE TO BEG BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME FOR THE WEDDING TO GO AHEAD OR DO YOU WANT ANOTHER HONEYMOONI give up:-2.your a bigger tart then he is ffs:rolleyes::p

I heard jj thinks Kay owns the milo company :wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;794791 wrote: What bleedin poemand wheres mine-1


see see see! now if you'd bleedin' played ya cards right you'd have had one by now!

but no ... miss petal just walks past with her cute nose in the air and ignores ol' Jj!

while he is just begging for just a glance ... one single kind word ... sob! :-1

Jj :-5

Carolly;794814 wrote: LYING GIT!!!!Kay he only wants ye for ye kangeroo meat mate:rolleyes:;)


HE WILL GET MORE THAN KANGAROO MEAT IF HE DOSENT BEHAVE

kayleneaussie;794809 wrote: GET REAL LOVER BOY MY BODY IS WORTH MORE THAN THAT:D


i know that sweetheart ... but the Family Trust won't give me more until next month!

kayleneaussie;794823 wrote: HE WILL GET MORE THAN KANGAROO MEAT IF HE DOSENT BEHAVE

kayleneaussie;794813 wrote: YOU WILL HAVE TO BEG BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME FOR THE WEDDING TO GO AHEAD OR DO YOU WANT ANOTHER HONEYMOON


another hornymoon please! pant ... pant ... please please!

Carolly;794814 wrote: LYING GIT!!!!Kay he only wants ye for ye kangeroo meat mate:rolleyes:;)


theres kangaroo meat too! oh my god ... this is too much to bear!

jones jones;794821 wrote: see see see! now if you'd bleedin' played ya cards right you'd have had one by now!

but no ... miss petal just walks past with her cute nose in the air and ignores ol' Jj!

while he is just begging for just a glance ... one single kind word ... sob! :-1

Jj :-5McFlurry:rolleyes:

Ok I am going now got things to do. Might see ya all later.

Keep Begging Possum:)

Carolly;794819 wrote: I give up:-2.your a bigger tart then he is ffs:rolleyes::p


no she's not miss carol ... its me dominating personality ... she can't resist me ...

besides i'm willin' to pay for her!

jones jones;794844 wrote: no she's not miss carol ... its me dominating personality ... she can't resist me ...

besides i'm willin' to pay for her!
Hope you got change of a dollar stud:rolleyes::wah:

Carolly;794904 wrote: Hope you got change of a dollar stud:rolleyes::wah:


one of the black indigenous tribes in south africa ... the amaxhosa ... pronounced

"amacorsa" ... nelson madela is a member of this tribe ... do actually pay for a bride ...

when a man from this tribe sees a woman he fancies and wants to marry ... he goes to her father and asks him how much "lobola" ... pronounced ... low ball a he has to pay to marry his daughter ...

many years ago this lobola was paid in cows ... the prettier the woman ... the more cows had to be paid .. and a virgin costs even more ...

today they still pay lobola for a bride but the price is now paid in hard cash ... and if your bride doesn't come up to scartch you can demand your lobola back!

so thats what i meant when i said i was willing to pay for my aussie bride!



Jj :-4

Well start saving Lover boy I am worth BIG DOLLARS

kayleneaussie;794977 wrote: Well start saving Lover boy I am worth BIG DOLLARS


what you outback aussies think is big bucks is small change for us! ...

miss carol said a dollar should be enough anyway!

jones jones;794981 wrote: what you outback aussies think is big bucks is small change for us! ...

miss carol said a dollar should be enough anyway!
Actually a bag of peanuts and a shandy would be:rolleyes::D

kayleneaussie;794977 wrote: Well start saving Lover boy I am worth BIG DOLLARS
Oh Kay.......how can you say that with a straight face:wah::wah::wah::p

jones jones;794981 wrote: what you outback aussies think is big bucks is small change for us! ...

miss carol said a dollar should be enough anyway!


WELL MISS CAROL IS WRONG:mad

AS FOR US AUSSIES LOVER BOY YOU COULDNT AFFORD US:p:)

kayleneaussie;794995 wrote: WELL MISS CAROL IS WRONG:mad

AS FOR US AUSSIES LOVER BOY YOU COULDNT AFFORD US:p:)


okay aussie ... can we start over again? :-4 i gotta know my chances you see ... i have other er ... offers on the table so to speak!

Jj :-4

jones jones;795007 wrote: okay aussie ... can we start over again? :-4 i gotta know my chances you see ... i have other er ... offers on the table so to speak!

Jj :-4

jones jones;795007 wrote: okay aussie ... can we start over again? :-4 i gotta know my chances you see ... i have other er ... offers on the table so to speak!

Jj :-4


ummmmmmmmmmm are you worth it.....I have other offers so to speak too

kayleneaussie;795023 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmm are you worth it.....I have other offers so to speak too


what do you think? ... i write very very few poems for ladies ...

Jj :-4

jones jones;795040 wrote: what do you think? ... i write very very few poems for ladies ...

Jj :-4


Maybe another poem might do it:D

kayleneaussie;795023 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmm are you worth it.....I have other offers so to speak tooYe right:wah::wah::wah::wah:

jones jones;795040 wrote: what do you think? ... i write very very few poems for ladies ...

Jj :-4Ye right to you also Rambo:wah::wah::wah:

kayleneaussie;795048 wrote: Maybe another poem might do it:D


don't push it aussie!

that poem was part of the "lobola" i paid for you the first time! :guitarist

Carolly;795061 wrote: Ye right to you also Rambo:wah::wah::wah:


if i promise to write one for you ... will you be more like my girl than my mum? please ....

Jj :-4

jones jones;795077 wrote: if i promise to write one for you ... will you be more like my girl than my mum? please ....

Jj :-4Write it first son:rolleyes:

Carolly;795092 wrote: Write it first son:rolleyes:


its in the pipeline! :-4

aussie doesn't care for me anymore anyway!

Carolly;795092 wrote: Write it first son:rolleyes:


TART

jones jones;795120 wrote: its in the pipeline! :-4

aussie doesn't care for me anymore anyway!
Shes off luxurys stud:rolleyes:

jones jones;795120 wrote: its in the pipeline! :-4

aussie doesn't care for me anymore anyway!


Yea I got Spot Now:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;795123 wrote: TARTNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHe finks Im his mother fgs:p