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jimbo wrote: where you left it ?



what do you call a fly with no wings ?



a walk


Darn it - you beat me to it! :wah:

You can tell we have kids, huh? :wah:

my stepson came home from school with this one





how do you get a fat bird into bed



(me naturally alarmed wondering what he would say)



its a piece of cake :wah: :wah:

Rapunzel wrote: Okie Dokie Okie! :wah:





OMG I love this joke! :wah:
Heeee, loved it.

Can you say Rumplestiltzkin?

weber wrote: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Have you ever gone to joecartoon.com? He is sick but he has a dog with no legs in there. Sicko.

Okie wrote: Heeee, loved it.

Can you say Rumplestiltzkin?
Fairer than tha.....fairer tha tha....fairer tha that

I can't say fairer than that :rolleyes:

weber wrote: Where do you find a dog with no legs?


It doesn't matter because he couldn't have gotten there?

weber wrote: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
I used to work with a guy who had 2 dogs, both with no legs. He called the one dog "Marlboro". He used to have a drag every night.

The other was good at swimming and he was called "Clever Dick"

Pinky wrote: My internet might go off in a minute...he wants to tinker about with the main machine:(

I'm not a happy bunny.


Tell him to tinker when you've gone to bed, Pinky.

Pinky wrote: Fat chance of that...I have trouble making myself go to bed!

Have you seen how late I stay here sometimes?:D
Pinky's still on Detroit time :yh_giggle

Pinky wrote: Fat chance of that...I have trouble making myself go to bed!

Have you seen how late I stay here sometimes?:D


Not really, Pinky. I'm usually in bed.:wah:

See you all in few days time - hopefully!

Fingers crossed they're quick with my broadband.

Miss you all already :-1 :-4 :-4

Hamster wrote: Um..Pinkster..there is no point in us going to bed at all when you are here is there???:rolleyes:


Hammy. That sounds like you and Pinky go to bed together.

Betty Boop wrote: See you all in few days time - hopefully!

Fingers crossed they're quick with my broadband.

Miss you all already :-1 :-4 :-4


Betty. Why are you going offline? Can't you stay on until you've got your broadband up and running?

OpenMind wrote: Betty. Why are you going offline? Can't you stay on until you've got your broadband up and running?


I probably will use dial up occasionally but I have so much to do, un-packing, decorating etc etc

Betty Boop wrote: I probably will use dial up occasionally but I have so much to do, un-packing, decorating etc etc


I was hoping for a minute-by-minute packing and unpacking results broadcast from Cornwall.

Betty Boop wrote: I probably will use dial up occasionally but I have so much to do, un-packing, decorating etc etc
Hurry back my little Cornish pastie :-4

Uncle Kram wrote: Hurry back my little Cornish pastie :-4


arne't pasties those little sparkling thingies showgirls wear on their boo.... er ah thingies.

didn't know they were made out of corn either

zinkyusa wrote: arne't pasties those little sparkling thingies showgirls wear on their boo.... er ah thingies.



didn't know they were made out of corn either


Yes, they are. Same word for two different... er... items!!



;)

Uncle Kram wrote: Hurry back my little Cornish pastie :-4




:wah: Pasty Krammy :rolleyes: :-4

Hamster wrote: These foreigners eh Betty?? :wah:




Yeah but I'll forgive him!



Bye for now, off to bed. :-4

I have a runny bunny today! :p

Betty Boop wrote: :wah: Pasty Krammy :rolleyes: :-4


Well I was named after Pasty Cline

Rapunzel wrote: I have a runny bunny today! :p




suzy has one of those it takes batteries



and she loves it i heard her say to her girlfriends she could not live without



her rabbit now



i think its escaped for i cant see it in the garden :sneaky:

:-5 :-5 :-5 :-5



My Removal Man Has Let Me Down, He Apparently Has No Staff, Like He Didn't Know That Sooner Than 9.10 This Morning.

Betty Boop wrote: :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5



My Removal Man Has Let Me Down, He Apparently Has No Staff, Like He Didn't Know That Sooner Than 9.10 This Morning.


Oh what a bummer Betty! Do you have to delay your move or can you get another removals man?

Hamster wrote: Umm...dont you mean "runny rodent"?


Yup, one of them too! :wah:

My daughter didn't realise and picked him up! Uh-oh! Still, she needed a bath! :wah:

Jimbo, I also have a duracell bunny but he's not a great bunny so he doesn't get petted any more! :p

Rapunzel wrote: Oh what a bummer Betty! Do you have to delay your move or can you get another removals man?


My original removal man says he can do it tomorrow after two, I've just spoken to someone else who may be able to help me today, so keep your fingers crossed for me. I'm so going to march around to the original man and give him a piece of my mind!

:wah: Wierd, my home phone is not working, but my broadband is still on!!

Hamster wrote: Fingers crossed Betty! Go get him!! :-4


Actually I'm going to ring him tomorrow at 1-45pm and say 'oh, sorry I don't need you now'. Why should I give him any notice.:sneaky:

Good luck, Betty!

:-4 Sending you *only* the very best, BSquared :-4