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AussiePam;1244983 wrote: Dry out from WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I leave TLW alone with you lot for 5 freakin minutes, and come back and find WHAT???!!!!!!

DRY OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????

As in TLW spent too long on the treadmill

As in TLW was singing in the rain...

As in TLW took a running jump, jumped in the lake

As in TLW was pushed in the lake

As in TLW laughed till he she it weed himself herself itself

As in rehab

All of the above

GEESCH

:-5

OK I'll get a big fluffy towel...


Next time make sure you don't leave us/TLW alone for more the "3" minutes!

TLW :wah:

Big fluffy towel helped alot.

Now it's hot chocolate with feet put up watching this seasons opening episode of House.............................. Join us if you want.

Blimey !!! House !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugh Lawrie... SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON



Scoot over on the sofa you guys and lemme watch with you.. Oh and Happy Birthday Cars... Brought you a cake. I wasn't sure whether you were 35 or 155, so I split the difference. :sneaky:

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TLW said you didn't split the number enough times! :wah::p:D

what is this all about. lol karen

Karen - have you ever found that no matter what you say, someone else always wants to add their bit? So you say something more, then they do...etc..

Well this is a thread about having the last word or tlw, as we fondly call him/her/it. It is random, silly, surreal and that's the idea.

You had the last word just by posting before, but now I've got it... see how totally pointless this is... I could go off on a tangent or just get a bit playful. It's a light hearted stress reliever. And in its purest form, the final word of any post should in fact be the last word. But I'm generous and would like to give you tlw!!

How generous of you, Pam. But, since CM has not welcomed receipt of tlw, I shall be glad to relieve you of him................

Tlw

As the wheel of fortune turns

Omni Skittles always learns

Kindle likes to out damned spot

While she's Macbething, Pam has got



TLW

:sneaky:

Our Pam she writes with real emotion

Her words are smooth like a fine lotion

In communication she is so clever

But her ties to tlw, I will sever

In acquiring tlw, I give my best

And then with 'him', I sit and rest.

Tomorrow is another day

Come out again and we will play.................

No rhyme or reason here just TLW! :p:wah:

Kindle's throwing the poetic

Gauntlet but it's a pathetic

Try to catch me off me guard

Which sometimes isn't all that hard

But now I'm coffeed up, awake

And Cars has reason too to quake

The Last Word now I boldly take

that's witty and all but tlw is simple enough to take.

God made man simple; man's complex problems are of his own devising. Ecclesiastes 8.



I've always rather liked that obscure verse, Omni - and you brought it to mind. You are quite right..

Your prize is tlw!!

Simple "man" just taking TLW! :p:wah::D

Nobody has the TLW :-2

tlw & I are together........................:-6

Sad news Folks - tlw was caught saying things like ****, ****, *********, *****. I don't know which of you taught tlw such incivility - but tlw is now apparently banned.

POOKLES !!!

tlw

AussiePam;1246014 wrote: Sad news Folks - tlw was caught saying things like ****, ****, *********, *****. I don't know which of you taught tlw such incivility - but tlw is now apparently banned.

POOKLES !!!

tlw


NO! Noooooooooooooo......... Say it isn't so. :-5

****** oath is is!!!

I cannot let an Aussie have TLW.........Hiya Pam!:driving:

Need daily TLW fix here! :wah:

cars;1246087 wrote: Need daily TLW fix here! :wah:


Sonofa.............!

TLW would never say that! I was there at the time, will my testimony stand up in court?

G'day librtyhead - nice to see you in the Garden! Chonsi - thank you and all the other very fine moderators here for your longsuffering forbearance in not deciding to ban tlw.

Ban TLW, did somebody say ban TLW!?:wah: Never!

I might have misheard, Cars.. It could have been "bin" tlw, but then it wouldn't have been Chonsi, because Americans have trashcans, not dust bins like those evil Brits.... here in Oz we got garbage bins, but I don't think there are any Australian mods... o hang on, MrsK ..... but she's been way too busy sweeping away red dust.. so it must have been Mustang.. QED.. Hey you know we should have a QED thread if we have a TLW thread.. blonde logic rools OK

Monday's collection day

Bang go the bins

All the Sydney garbos

Cart away our sins

Empty beer bottles

And little fishy tins

But their compactor shall not chew

Our own dear T L W

Ahhh, my little Aussi poet, TLW likes your verse in rhyme, especially from one savvy Blonde who knows how to do it so well! :wah::p:D;)

Man, I thought this thread was locked down since it hasn't been touched in 4 days. :wah:

oh yeah.....TLW! :p

cars;1246685 wrote: Ahhh, my little Aussi poet, TLW likes your verse in rhyme, especially from one savvy Blonde who knows how to do it so well! :wah::p:D;)


OOOOH I missed that... I'd put in the lovey dovey emoticon here, but they're on strike so I'll just have to thank you, Cars, kind Sir, lower my eyes modestly and bat my eyelashes a bit, blushingly of course.

Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....

tlw

AussiePam;1247915 wrote: OOOOH I missed that... I'd put in the lovey dovey emoticon here, but they're on strike so I'll just have to thank you, Cars, kind Sir, lower my eyes modestly and bat my eyelashes a bit, blushingly of course.



Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....



tlw
Oh TLW just loves when you do that!!! :D:wah:

Mustang;1247904 wrote: Man, I thought this thread was locked down since it hasn't been touched in 4 days. :wah:



oh yeah.....TLW! :p
Locked Down, never! Only "the best" are in here!

Is this thread going out then, in sympathy? What a terrible thought - a striking tlw!!!

[frowning emoticon has withheld its labor here]

No No, TLW is alive and well!!! In fact, very well!

Kindle joins with others to support tlw...................

AussiePam;1247915 wrote: OOOOH I missed that... I'd put in the lovey dovey emoticon here, but they're on strike so I'll just have to thank you, Cars, kind Sir, lower my eyes modestly and bat my eyelashes a bit, blushingly of course.

Mustang - where the heck have you been? Don't you know what time it is????? You've been seeing other women, haven't you, or been down the pub with your mates drinking and playing pool and .. not caring that I'm here all alone (except for Cars and tlw) and worrying. If I still had my trusty rolling pin, I'd know what to do with it... but.. ahhhhhhhhh... the grief of it all....

tlw


Time? Time's flying by too quickly and the weather is changing way too fast. Been sawing, cutting, hammering, painting, splitting and stacking, etc and that 'honey do' list is never ending. :wah:

But I'm glad to see this thread is alive and well and has such support in trying to take and keep TLW! Nice to see y'all!

Hey Gang! This is a secret, but I know I can trust ya'll to keep it quiet.......

When tlw is away, He is with ................ are you ready for this...................

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The Phanton Host

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The Phantom host 'eh Kindle? :wah:

TLW is going with me this morning......:driving:

Not for long! TLW just can't stay in one place!

Well, if tlw is being banned I must bring him to Pittsburgh, where I've come to root for my beloved Steelers, to bring them out of their slump. So, come on, I've even bought a little Steeler jersey for you and a Terrible Towel, TLW.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy, c'mon, don't use "banned" & TLW in the same sentence!!! :wah::D:p

Infracted yes, banned no!! And actually tlw was only running about nekkid in the privacy of this thread anyway, but possibly that did scare the horses and mustangs. Anyhoo - all's well that ends well and really being draped in a Terrible Towel kind of suits you, tlw!!!

Nekked? How could you tell, TLW is not a he, she or ???? :wah::p;)

With all this rain lately, my fingers are starting to web.................... but, never-the-less, I'm still in contention for having tlw :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

TLW says "in contention", is that like in-visible?:wah::p:D

cars;1248684 wrote: TLW says "in contention", is that like in-visible?:wah::p:D


Well yeah............... I am that too.....................:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:

OK, then TLW & I can't see you!:p

mine o-mine