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it is not easy to dig a five foot pissed off snake out of a skimmer on my pool so i just learned.

yuk.

guppy wrote: it is not easy to dig a five foot pissed off snake out of a skimmer on my pool so i just learned.

yuk.


lu (cover your eyes) i was tempted to slam his head btween the lid and the side.........

guppy wrote: lu (cover your eyes) i was tempted to slam his head btween the lid and the side.........


Ewww......glad ya didn't! :p :wah:

Why is it that everyone - or nearly everyone - is flirting like mad on Fg at the moment?

Valentines day is not approaching over the brow of the hill, spring hasn't sprung, but so many people are batting eyelashes, being suggestive and being told to 'get a room'.

WHAT's going on?

And more to the point - why is no one flirting with me? :sneaky:

(I'm under 80 and still got my own teeth)

Rap wanders off sadly, unloved and alone...........................

might as well just wash my hair.....that'll amuse me for a week! :rolleyes:

Rapunzel wrote: Why is it that everyone - or nearly everyone - is flirting like mad on Fg at the moment?

Valentines day is not approaching over the brow of the hill, spring hasn't sprung, but so many people are batting eyelashes, being suggestive and being told to 'get a room'.

WHAT's going on?

And more to the point - why is no one flirting with me? :sneaky:

(I'm under 80 and still got my own teeth)

Rap wanders off sadly, unloved and alone...........................

might as well just wash my hair.....that'll amuse me for a week! :rolleyes:


JETHRO TULL LYRICS

"Bad-Eyed And Loveless"

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.

A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.

I'm self raising and I flower in her company.

Give me no sugar without her cream.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

She's a breath of champagne on sparkling night.

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.

Turns other women to envious green.

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.

She's a young man's vision --- in my old man's dream.

Okie wrote: JETHRO TULL LYRICS

"Bad-Eyed And Loveless"

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.

A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.

I'm self raising and I flower in her company.

Give me no sugar without her cream.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

She's a breath of champagne on sparkling night.

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.

Turns other women to envious green.

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.

She's a young man's vision --- in my old man's dream.


:yh_rotfl Lmfao! Cheers mate! :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel wrote: Why is it that everyone - or nearly everyone - is flirting like mad on Fg at the moment?

Valentines day is not approaching over the brow of the hill, spring hasn't sprung, but so many people are batting eyelashes, being suggestive and being told to 'get a room'.

WHAT's going on?

And more to the point - why is no one flirting with me? :sneaky:

(I'm under 80 and still got my own teeth)

Rap wanders off sadly, unloved and alone...........................

might as well just wash my hair.....that'll amuse me for a week! :rolleyes:


You're so beautiful you're intimidating.

Pinky wrote: Haha!!! You can borrow my ad if ya want Floopy...



31 year old witch seeks nice christian boy.

Must be available on full moons and Hallowe'en.

Self-sacrificing nature a bonus


:wah: :wah: :wah:

Congratulations Wendybird!!

Morning Hammy!!!

Hamster wrote: Rap...Just how many times do I have to declare my undying love for you before you believe me?? I have tried 6 times to PM it to ya this morning..but your inbox is full!!

:-4


Awww Hammie! Big hugs to ya sweetie!

But I know you're only pretendin' cos my inbox has 3,999 empty spaces - I got a welcome note from admin when I joined!

Thats okay, I know I'm too weird to love but I like being weird. :wah:

Think I'll go and make myself a bunny poop necklace.......... :rolleyes:

Wendybird wrote: Weird is wonderful!

Can I have one too? :p


Lol Wendy - and congrats on your new job!

You deserve to have lots of lovely things happening to you!

I'll be VERY happy to make you a bunny poop necklace - we're up to our necks in the stuff at the moment as the buns have gone poop mad! Actually, in this age of recycling, it should be a very popular item! Do you think I could charge £100 per necklace???

Of course, your's would be free Wendy - and i'll even make you some earrings and a bracelet and an anklet and some rings..............anything to get rid of this stuff! :wah:

Nice to just sit here in class and be a lazy bum....................:wah:

Yuch, ironing!:p

Don't go into the pub!! It's dangerous!!

Not for the girls, woppy.....................:wah:

Hamster wrote: Yep...I'd rather clean the toilet! Which is on my list too......


Hammie

I'll iron for you

Pour me a drink and we'll hang out while I do it :guitarist

Wendybird wrote: I used to have a lady that did my ironing for me but she retired.

Now I just iron stuff as I need it.

Why is there not an ironing fairy?


Yeah, and me (not the ironing lady bit). I do the most minimal ironing that I can get away with. The technique is if you fold the wet washing neatly and leave it for about an hour or a bit more and then hang it, you hardly need to iron it anyway. Mum taught me that one, I just don't understand these people who have to iron bedsheets and underwear. That's creepy:-3

Maybe if we have a word, the tooth fairy'll moonlight for us:wah:

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is ...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is... having friends.

At age 16 success is .. having a drivers license.

At age 35 success is ..having money.

At age 50 success is . having money.

At age 70 success is .. having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is ... having friends.

At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants

Katy1 wrote: Yeah, and me (not the ironing lady bit). I do the most minimal ironing that I can get away with. The technique is if you fold the wet washing neatly and leave it for about an hour or a bit more and then hang it, you hardly need to iron it anyway. Mum taught me that one, I just don't understand these people who have to iron bedsheets and underwear. That's creepy:-3

Maybe if we have a word, the tooth fairy'll moonlight for us:wah:
Neat trick. They teach guys good tricks like that in the Navy. Only you roll stuff to go into your duffle bag. Myself, I iron nothing. Its all t shirts and jeans.I dont mind blue jeans wrinkled for a few minutes then they all smooth out anyway.

jbbarker1947 wrote: THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.


I swear, the guy checking outgoing baskets at the wholesale club here looks just like Santa. Short and round and has a white beard. Jolly face.

Pinky wrote: I'm starting to get a little freaked out.

There is a member here that's been lurking for ages but has never posted..when I ever I look who is online to see if my mates are here, This one person has always been looking through my threads. I'm not being paranoid, I've noticed it for a while. It's nice that they like 'reading' me, but I'm starting to find it a bit on the creepy side now:-3
A person who is not paranoid probably is not in possession of all the facts.

a kid said last week if Jesus was alive and here now what would happen to him ,i think he meant would he be crucified



i said well for a start if he started feeding the 5000 on fish the E E C would be up in arms over the fishing quotas



and giving every one wine ,well there is bootlegging to think about and the customs and excise people would want to crush his car that's just for starters



what ??????????



honestly think about its true not exactly what the kid wanted to hear but its true

Okie wrote: A person who is not paranoid probably is not in possession of all the facts.


and.....Just because you are not paranoid, does not mean that they are not out to get you....

If all work days could be like this-I wrote all my lesson plans for next week, and all kind of stuff while the officer is teaching the class.

:)

Pinky wrote: Okay, so I'm probably not in possession of all the facts. I still find it creepy.:-2
Heeeeeeeeee. I am saying that if one is NOT paranoid then likely they dont knw the facts and should be paranoid. Like "ignorance is bliss."