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Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:12 pm**

TLW & I thankyou Kindle, one can never have enough prayers said!!

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:42 pm**

Ish mine!

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:29 pm**

Omni_Skittles;1238855 wrote: Ish mine!

Haven't seen you in ages, TLW wants to know, how ya been?:D

Posted: **Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:11 pm**

Lovely Sunday. tlw and our family enjoyed a yummy cookout and great companionship today. :-6

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:39 am**

Just getting daily TLW fix!

(Like to stay out of the flaming threads!)

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:10 am**

Good day to take TLW since it's raining :driving:

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:32 am**

No rain here. Dinner's at 5pm. Come and get it................

tlw

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:43 am**

Kindle;1239052 wrote: No rain here. Dinner's at 5pm. Come and get it................

tlw

Sure, I'll come and get...................TLW! :p

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:18 am**

Mustang;1239054 wrote: Sure, I'll come and get...................TLW! :p

No, no, no! Not take out. You must stay and be sociable.

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:53 am**

Kindle;1239070 wrote: No, no, no! Not take out. You must stay and be sociable.

Directions please, TLW says!:D:p:wah:

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:51 am**

Look North and follow the sounds of joy and laughter. :-6

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:27 pm**

I stopped at a laughter filled yard, unfortunately it wasn't your place, but TLW & I had a burger & some laughs there anyway!!! :wah::p:D

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:15 pm**

Glad to hear it. People need to be willows and roll with what life offers them. Keep heading North though. We are friendly people up here.......

Posted: **Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:42 pm**

Willows roll? I thought they were weeping? :p

TLW

Posted: **Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:57 am**

They weep when they don't bend with winds of change.................

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:08 pm**

OK just got back from an over-nighter at our local casino! And now need TLW, as lady luck did not shine on me!!! :wah:

So TLW will have to do!!!:p

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:15 pm**

Time for a bit of rest........................ tlw :rolleyes:

Posted: **Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:26 pm**

Sorry to do this but TLW and I are going to the following: Kansas, Maryland,New York, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Virginia, Pennsylvania and we'll wave at y'all as we fly over, drive by, etc. Say BYE! Oops! You missed that little toenail's polish, TLW.

Posted: **Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:54 am**

Don't worry. Be happy. tlw and I are visiting the Zoo today.............. :-6

Posted: **Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:27 am**

Have fun at the Zoo, I'll watch TLW after he gets tired looking at the animals! :wah:

Posted: **Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:37 pm**

Boy am I double dog tired!

The weather was outstanding today and the Zoo was delightful. They had a wonderful exhibit of jelly fish. They are really interesting. They have no bones, no brain, no heart.................

tlw :-6

Posted: **Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:05 am**

Kindle;1240465 wrote: Boy am I double dog tired!

The weather was outstanding today and the Zoo was delightful. They had a wonderful exhibit of jelly fish. They are really interesting. They have no bones, no brain, no heart.................

tlw :-6
Always liked the Zoo myself. Jellyfish can be nasty if you encounter them in the water. They leave a terrible rash where ever they touch your body! :yh_sick

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:39 am**

I saw the first wooley worm that was all white. Does that mean we are in for an early, long winter?

TLW

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:05 am**

Long winter's are why we & TLW go South, to the "Sunshine State" in early December! :-6

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:23 pm**

I love the changing seasons and cooler weather -- and

so does tlw..........

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:10 am**

Yes the changing is great the for first few weeks, but after that, the continuing day after day of gray, cold, foul weather starts to get tiring!

After a while, TLW gets "cabin fever"! :wah:

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:26 am**

cars;1241591 wrote: Yes the changing is great the for first few weeks, but after that, the continuing day after day of gray, cold, foul weather starts to get tiring!

After a while, TLW gets "cabin fever"! :wah:

tlw gets "cabin fever"......................

Not with me he doesn't

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:44 am**

Kindle;1241922 wrote: tlw gets "cabin fever"......................

Not with me he doesn't

Couped up "indoors", TLW does! :wah:

(TLW doesn't spend too much time on here, so . . . !;))

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:41 am**

cars;1241927 wrote: Couped up "indoors", TLW does! :wah:

(TLW doesn't spend too much time on here, so . . . !;))

Just what are you saying!

You think tlw doesn't like me?! :-1

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:43 pm**

Kindle;1242417 wrote: Just what are you saying!

You think tlw doesn't like me?! :-1
Not at all, TLW likes you a lot, just doesn't like to be "Couped Up":D;):)

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:42 pm**

cars;1242556 wrote: Not at all, TLW likes you a lot, just doesn't like to be "Couped Up":D;):)

says the rooster to the hen................... :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:20 pm**

G'day Kindle, Cars and of course tlw.

Nar, I'm going to spoil that stylish line by saying I came in here to find you, Cars to give you a small gift from today's Column 8 in the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. Column 8 is where folks can send their general chit chat and tlw type stuff.

Some reader from Wahroonga, where I grew up in the northern suburbs, had been tickled by the name on a Car Wrecker yard* there - Khartoum!

(*the leafy northern suburb I remember from my days of innocence didn't have car wrecker yards.... I blame climate change for that, or western decadence or maybe Steeleye Span - I'm leaving Steeleye Span footprints all over FG today, here's another...

YouTube - Steeleye Span - Alison Gross

Now gimme tlw or I'll turn you all into ugly worms... ooops.. no that would not be civil.. please would you let me take tlw and I promise I won't even contemplate such transmogrifications)

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:45 pm**

"transmogrifications", sounds scary, TLW will be worried bout that! :wah:

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:45 pm**

Yes, transmogrify is a kind of neat word, the mog in the middle brings in a gentle feline type element. Trans - as in transports of delight (aka buses), and riff at the end - as in nice bit of repeated chordal progression.. Hence

Transmogrify - to play music to the cat whilst travelling by bus. In other words, there's absolutely nothing there to worry TLW

:sneaky:

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:36 am**

tlw and I love cats.....................:-6

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:50 pm**

As long as they don't blow off, pass wind, fahrt, create noxious emissions of gas which might assault the finer feelings of tlw.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:49 pm**

TLW is oblivious to mundane occurances, similar to moi! :p

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:17 pm**

Your dwelling is awash with cat exhaust fumes then Cars??? I better liberate* tlw.

*A spokesperson for AussiePam insisted that the word liberate has absolutely nothing to do with dastardly liberals, liberalism, liberality or libraries - but only with Liberty Equality Fraternity. Vive la France!!

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:58 am**

tlw needs no liberating. He has offered to be with us today while our grandson undergoes a minor procedure. I do hope you understand...................

:o

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:17 pm**

I'm sending my best wishes that all goes totally well, Kindle - and by all means keep tlw!!!

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:37 am**

OK new day new TLW!

(PS: hope all went well Kindle):yh_pray

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:13 am**

AussiePam;1243661 wrote: I'm sending my best wishes that all goes totally well, Kindle - and by all means keep tlw!!!

Thanks Pam. It was quickly done and all is well.

.........and as Cars says: it is another day now -- so tlw is now MINE, again.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:41 pm**

I'm very glad to hear that, Kindle!!! G'day Cars too.. Hope you're all having a good weekend. It's a pink Sunday dawn here. My son's on early shift and I woke up as he left.. grin. tlw :-6

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:01 pm**

Just got back from taking TLW to an all you can eat Chinese Buffet! TLW ate way too much!!! :wah:

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:04 am**

You do realise, Cars, what you've done, don't you??? TLW reproduces by eating till TLW bursts, then each burst bit becomes a new TLW... And as you did it with Chinese food, maybe one of the offsprung little baby tlws, or even all of them, will speak Chinese. And even the names might change.. In fact of course they will. TLW (the parent) will no longer exist at all, and the explodings will all be little characters... incomprehensible to most in here. Ah woe is me..

I'm taking Harmony and Happiness... you're welcome to the rest of the brood. Moon - quit messing with Truth, and for heavens sake Tranquillity, get a grip and put Love down.

SHEEEEESH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:09 am**

You may be right Pammie, as when I opened my fortune cookie it said: TLW:wah:

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:16 am**

You may be right, Pam............. tlw here smells of salsa!

:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:27 pm**

Fortune cookie say 999 plus 666 sometime reproduce to 151515

Kindle - I thought it was a hallucination, but I'm sure I did hear Honor humming Guantanamera... what have we done to tlw?????

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:45 pm**

TLW needs to be in the sun to dry out!

:p:wah:

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:01 pm**

Dry out from WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I leave TLW alone with you lot for 5 freakin minutes, and come back and find WHAT???!!!!!!

DRY OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????

As in TLW spent too long on the treadmill

As in TLW was singing in the rain...

As in TLW took a running jump, jumped in the lake

As in TLW was pushed in the lake

As in TLW laughed till he she it weed himself herself itself

As in rehab

All of the above

GEESCH

:-5

OK I'll get a big fluffy towel...

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