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Nothing so far as the day is just beginning.:wah:

My drunk uncle puked in the ash tray and pissed in the potted plants again last night.

hoppy;1229808 wrote: My drunk uncle puked in the ash tray and pissed in the potted plants again last night.


Do you have to gross me out this early in the morning?:wah:

hoppy;1229808 wrote: My drunk uncle puked in the ash tray and pissed in the potted plants again last night.




How big is the ashtray?:wah:

Barman;1229811 wrote: How big is the ashtray?:wah:


My favorite bar used to have a bucket of sand in the men's rest room for an ash tray. Barkeep had to remove it because guys kept pissing in it.:wah:

hoppy;1229814 wrote: My favorite bar used to have a bucket of sand in the men's rest room for an ash tray. Barkeep had to remove it because guys kept pissing in it.:wah:


disgusting.

hoppy;1229814 wrote: My favorite bar used to have a bucket of sand in the men's rest room for an ash tray. Barkeep had to remove it because guys kept pissing in it.:wah:
Leave it to hoppy to gross peeps out in the morning Go have a beer, get your lounge chair out & get that full tan:wah:

qsducks;1229849 wrote: Leave it to hoppy to gross peeps out in the morning Go have a beer, get your lounge chair out & get that full tan:wah:


and its only 8am here!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

entirely too many things for it to be so early

almostfamous;1229920 wrote: entirely too many things for it to be so early


do you need another pint of Ben/Jerry's?:wah:

qsducks;1229922 wrote: do you need another pint of Ben/Jerry's?:wah:


I'm actually feeling quite creative today with my torture methods so anything from the following list will be a great help...

7 q-tips

1 gallon of milk

2 scoops of cat litter

1 pool float partially inflated

92 coffee beans (not grounds)

and a ball of yarn

almostfamous;1229933 wrote: I'm actually feeling quite creative today with my torture methods so anything from the following list will be a great help...

7 q-tips

1 gallon of milk

2 scoops of cat litter

1 pool float partially inflated

92 coffee beans (not grounds)

and a ball of yarn


I need cat litter too but more than 2 scoops:wah:, had me coffee, as for the floaty, don't have one...I do have a boogie board:p

Taking my morning walk, one of the few left in the summer. And there is a former student, his mother is the secretary at my school. Oh, he was a bad boy in my class. His mother did not believe me. He spent last year at the continuation school, and moved to my neighborhood. I hope she doesn't ask me if I've seen him this summer-saw him once smoking cigs', and just saw him smoking something else with his friends, while she is at work. :rolleyes:

chonsigirl;1229950 wrote: Taking my morning walk, one of the few left in the summer. And there is a former student, his mother is the secretary at my school. Oh, he was a bad boy in my class. His mother did not believe me. He spent last year at the continuation school, and moved to my neighborhood. I hope she doesn't ask me if I've seen him this summer-saw him once smoking cigs', and just saw him smoking something else with his friends, while she is at work. :rolleyes:


Another typical mom who doesn't believe her "angel" would do such a thing.:-5:-5 the crap you must put up with & then have the parents saying their sweet children would never do such a thing.

just to hot!:-5:-5

chonsigirl;1229950 wrote: Taking my morning walk, one of the few left in the summer. And there is a former student, his mother is the secretary at my school. Oh, he was a bad boy in my class. His mother did not believe me. He spent last year at the continuation school, and moved to my neighborhood. I hope she doesn't ask me if I've seen him this summer-saw him once smoking cigs', and just saw him smoking something else with his friends, while she is at work. :rolleyes:


she must believe you now Chonsi with him in continuation school.

any chance you would have him for a student this year?

damn neighbour cut my front grass....again.



he cuts it way to short, this time I had to rack the damn grass off and then put the sprinkler on so it doesn't burn........and will have to do that now for 3-4 day straight!



he even said he cut it to short!:-5:-5

plus he knows I can't rake!:-5:-5

he just has to keep his area looking tidy....and he knew I was mowing it tomorrow!:-5:-5

The fact that I need to clean underneath the keys in my laptop and I'm scared to due to the fact that the last time I did it a couple of the plastic hinges broke that held keys on.

Grr.

Okay someone tell me how this works . Ex moves 250 km away insists that I drive half way to deliver the kids to him. Instead I put them on a bus to almost his doorstep. (no not public transport VLINE bus. with a local driving it) Safe as houses. Then he turns around and says he doesn't have a proper place for the kids so hold off on sending them. Then he says he won't interefere with their weekend sport so arrange other time slots. (another words send them on school days ....WTF? Ummm NO. !!!!!

So I set up email accounts for them, I buy them mobile phones and pay for those. We have a voip connection so they can ring him anytime. He's the one who's made all these decisions about when he'll see them I've done everything in my financial and moral capabilities for him to see them and have contact..........I stay right out of the Dad, Son relationship, they have a right to have contact with him, I don't interefere at all . .



Now I'm to blame that he can't see them and they don't phone him or contact him.

:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5

fuzzywuzzy;1230512 wrote: Okay someone tell me how this works . Ex moves 250 km away insists that I drive half way to deliver the kids to him. Instead I put them on a bus to almost his doorstep. (no not public transport VLINE bus. with a local driving it) Safe as houses. Then he turns around and says he doesn't have a proper place for the kids so hold off on sending them. Then he says he won't interefere with their weekend sport so arrange other time slots. (another words send them on school days ....WTF? Ummm NO. !!!!!

So I set up email accounts for them, I buy them mobile phones and pay for those. We have a voip connection so they can ring him anytime. He's the one who's made all these decisions about when he'll see them I've done everything in my financial and moral capabilities for him to see them and have contact..........I stay right out of the Dad, Son relationship, they have a right to have contact with him, I don't interefere at all . .



Now I'm to blame that he can't see them and they don't phone him or contact him.

:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5


loserfaceass :rolleyes:

Fuzz

I see this situation as simple as:

your EX has to reason to call you - he has the kids phone #

your kids are old enough to decide whether to give up their day or weekend for him. and the older the kids get the less time they'll have ...

your EX is just frustrated - alittle Ego bruised

so don't let the EX get you upset - simply say call the kids... this is between you & the kids, not me...

have a good day A$$ hole & make some one else your target, like your other female friend that they probably don't want to subject themselves too.....!!!!

Patsy

thanks guys He gets into my head sometimes . I now have to leave our house again too. When I was living away he allowed the house to run down (pretty much destroyed it actually. Broken windows, Water tank has holes in it and beyond repair No flooring.) I've busted my guts trying to fix it all but my children need drinking water and I have no money to replace the tank. I've put down flooring and begun painting ....all for what? And he says he's not helping .........So I've decided that this is it. We have to go. I really wanted the children to have their own home as the roof over their heads but it's not working and I'm now in debt up to my ear holes. I've decided I'll go closer to a Uni or Tafe to continue study to ride out the financial crisis because there are simply no jobs down this way. I have to be close enough for the kids to remain in their school . I have to sell my car which my eldest son is helping out with (so essentially I really will look like a student again with a little buz box to get from A to B.:wah: ) Oh well that's life. There's still the future.



As far as the contact goes I think he's just realised that the less he sees his kids the more child support he has to pay ....he needs to blame me for that.:rolleyes:

The whole situation is pissing me off ......................meanwhile he's on $84,000 a year and crying poor. He was going to begin selling off our assets like the plane and guns etc. but I threatened a caveat if he tried.

WENDY!!!!! I was wrong!!! I thought it was all about me :yh_rotfl but have since found It's all about him:-5:-5

Well that's my sob for the day ...........

Fuzz

aren't there some agency's that could help you?

perhaps a church?

no wonder the kids don't want to see the EX

if the EX cared about the kids - he'd help for the kids..

why don't you tell him that - if if he doesn't help now before the big move etc..

then they'll probably never want to see you & that's their decision..

I hate these stories as the kids are being punished - it's not the kids divorce/seperation... it's just a shame..

sorry to hear..

Patsy

I was talking to a friend last night and my 14 year old overheard the conversation........I apologised to the boy saying I'm not putting you're dad down but I'm not going to make him out a hero either. it's just how it is.

My boys reply? "Yeah don't worry I know what's going on I'm not stupid ". And he gave me a hug.

fuzzywuzzy;1230512 wrote: Okay someone tell me how this works . Ex moves 250 km away insists that I drive half way to deliver the kids to him. Instead I put them on a bus to almost his doorstep. (no not public transport VLINE bus. with a local driving it) Safe as houses. Then he turns around and says he doesn't have a proper place for the kids so hold off on sending them. Then he says he won't interefere with their weekend sport so arrange other time slots. (another words send them on school days ....WTF? Ummm NO. !!!!!

So I set up email accounts for them, I buy them mobile phones and pay for those. We have a voip connection so they can ring him anytime. He's the one who's made all these decisions about when he'll see them I've done everything in my financial and moral capabilities for him to see them and have contact..........I stay right out of the Dad, Son relationship, they have a right to have contact with him, I don't interefere at all . .



Now I'm to blame that he can't see them and they don't phone him or contact him.

:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5:-5


sounds like he really doesn't want to see them.

just to many excuses.

someone stole my suet feeder last night.:-5:-5



That and my bird feeder have been in my front yard for years!:mad:

I feel so invaded as they would have had to come halfway up my property!:(

****in *******!:mad:

How mean!

chonsigirl;1235644 wrote: How mean!


I was just so shocked to not see it there?

I searched the entire property!

mine was expensive and bought as a gift from son, its a wood-p e c k e r suet feeder and it was 30.00!:(

all the birds loved it!

you can buy suet feeders for 5.00 a wal-mart.

who would even want it?

It's been a red letter day for me. I found a note taped to my door, printed with a red marker. It read, "I will not show up naked with a 12 pack at your place. Stop asking or I'll report you, pervert. Joanne."

hoppy;1235822 wrote: It's been a red letter day for me. I found a note taped to my door, printed with a red marker. It read, "I will not show up naked with a 12 pack at your place. Stop asking or I'll report you, pervert. Joanne."


Really?:-2 Hoppy stop doing that!!!!!

thanks to someone here, it turned out to be a spectacular day.

[quote=Odie;1235643]someone stole my suet feeder last night.:-5:-5



D*mn Odie...that's awful. Sounds like something that some dopey kids would do...little buggers:mad:

My 14yr old son acting like a baffoon in the shoe store...very embarrassing to the rest of us....thought I was going to lose it.:-5

qsducks;1236236 wrote: My 14yr old son acting like a baffoon in the shoe store...very embarrassing to the rest of us....thought I was going to lose it.:-5


Hi Ducky......And the kids think that we embarrass them:wah: Good luck with getting the kidlets ready for school. I start tomorrow with a big meeting......then lots of workshops. Kidlets start on Wed.

Kathy Ellen;1236234 wrote: someone stole my suet feeder last night.:-5:-5



D*mn Odie...that's awful. Sounds like something that some dopey kids would do...little buggers:mad:












Oh I know damn well it was kids, as no adult would have any reason for wanting it.:-5:-5:-5

and just where are the parents of these buggers?:-5:-5

Odie;1236239 wrote:



Oh I know damn well it was kids, as no adult would have any reason for wanting it.:-5:-5:-5



and just where are the parents of these buggers?:-5:-5


They've done it to me also Odie. That's why I don't leave anything cute on my front stoops.....It will be gone during the summer months. Someone also steals my daily newspaper if I don't grab it fast enough:mad:

Kathy Ellen;1236240 wrote:



They've done it to me also Odie. That's why I don't leave anything cute on my front stoops.....It will be gone during the summer months. Someone also steals my daily newspaper if I don't grab it fast enough:mad:


I'm sorry you are going through this, perhaps ask the daily news to put your paper elsewhere and tell them why......they never mind trying to help you out.

I know its damn teenagers, it just shocked me.....as I felt very invaded.:-3

and the thing is, I have very expensive solar lights all through the front, but they took a suet feeder? wtf is that?:-5:-5

and as said, this was a wood p e c k e r suet feeder my son Sean bought it for me and it was expensive!

no one can see that at night..........they sell regular ones for 5.00 a wal-mart.:-5:-5

Odie;1236242 wrote:

I'm sorry you are going through this, perhaps ask the daily news to put your paper elsewhere and tell them why......they never mind trying to help you out.

I know its damn teenagers, it just shocked me.....as I felt very invaded.:-3

and the thing is, I have very expensive solar lights all through the front, but they took a suet feeder? wtf is that?:-5:-5

and as said, this was a wood p e c k e r suet feeder my son Sean bought it for me and it was expensive!

no one can see that at night..........they sell regular ones for 5.00 a wal-mart.:-5:-5


What little terds:-5

qsducks;1236244 wrote:



What little terds:-5


Odie posted that last post and it says that it was originally posted by me.....This has happened so often....

Kathy Ellen;1236248 wrote:



Odie posted that last post and it says that it was originally posted by me.....This has happened so often....


That was weird:wah:. We did have a giant sliding board taken right off our back deck years ago...other than that nothing has been stolen. Most peeps just mind their own business.

qsducks;1236250 wrote:



That was weird:wah:. We did have a giant sliding board taken right off our back deck years ago...other than that nothing has been stolen. Most peeps just mind their own business.


It happened again...says You posted what I originally said.....I have to show this to a mod. It really needs to be fixed.:wah:

Kathy Ellen;1236252 wrote:



It happened again...says You posted what I originally said.....I have to show this to a mod. It really needs to be fixed.:wah:


Yes, do please. I wonder what is going on. Is it happening just to me, you & Odie?

Kathy Ellen;1236248 wrote:



Odie posted that last post and it says that it was originally posted by me.....This has happened so often....


and this was said from KE!?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



someone didn't pay their bills!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1236265 wrote:

and this was said from KE!?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



someone didn't pay their bills!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Yes it was posted by Kathy but under my name...IDK..something is screwd up:wah:

Just people in general. They were everywhere and to me that is extremely annoying.

Kathy Ellen;1236252 wrote: It happened again...says You posted what I originally said.....I have to show this to a mod. It really needs to be fixed.:wah:


When this starts, each member should check the text of the message before they submit it.

At the beginning of the message will be {quote=member1;number} {quote=member2;number} but with square brackets. Delete the second entry and all will be well.

Rude people who don't have a clue about what goes on,but still have to mouth off about everything even when they are wrong & don't bother to get the correct side of things:-5:-5:-5

I have had my say "over & out":mad:

TV not working.. crap. :yh_rotfl

michaelross;1236312 wrote: TV not working.. crap. :yh_rotfl


Did you pay your bill? Mine does that occasionally...sometimes its the the remote.

qsducks;1236278 wrote: Yes it was posted by Kathy but under my name...IDK..something is screwd up:wah:


-we just don't know how to quote yet!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl