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jimbo;462345 wrote: hammy nearly creamed :wah: :wah: :wah:


What would you serve creamed hammy with?

jimbo;462319 wrote: holy crap i'm doomed



only if you dress up as your name sake at the f g meet up :wah: :wah:


MWa ha ha ha ha ha ha (with little finger extended)

Could do........ although I don't think that I'd get very far, it's in Manchester isn't it?

Imladris;462348 wrote: What would you serve creamed hammy with?


an ASBO

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

jimbo;462358 wrote: an ASBO

:wah: :wah: :wah:
This boy's good :wah:

Elvira;462357 wrote: MWa ha ha ha ha ha ha (with little finger extended)



Could do........ although I don't think that I'd get very far, it's in Manchester isn't it?


ASK HAMMY I THOUGHT IT WAS IN BRUM



horrible day today at least your feet wont get wet , give sue a call later when she gets better fancy all meeting up again for a day on the pi55 :wah: :wah:

Uncle Kram;462362 wrote: This boy's good :wah:


He is, sadly I don't think I'll ever get the better of him:(

Imladris;462377 wrote: He is, sadly I don't think I'll ever get the better of him:(


jack daniels will help



:sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;462383 wrote: jack daniels will help



:sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:


Bleugh! I don't like it..



Oh! You mean for you.....go on, have as much as you can drink



Hehehe *wanting for jim to get sloshed then take advantage of him*

Imladris;462390 wrote: Bleugh! I don't like it..



Oh! You mean for you.....go on, have as much as you can drink



Hehehe *wanting for jim to get sloshed then take advantage of him*


wahaay :-4

Hamster;462454 wrote: Jimbo why are my chips burning?? :-3


Is this a euphamism for someone talking about you or do we need to dial 999?

Hamster;462460 wrote: Nah its probably cos the thermostat on my oven is naff,.....relax and step away from the phone! :wah:


How about I phone anyway and we share those nice hunky firemen between us?:sneaky:

Hamster;462454 wrote: Jimbo why are my chips burning?? :-3


hamm:wah: n chips

jimbo;462494 wrote: hamm:wah: n chips


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



What we really need is a spluttering tea on the keyboard smilie

Magenta flame;462607 wrote: Jimbo who's the cute guy standing next to you in your avatar?


i am the cute guy in my avater huff:rolleyes:



no its my 22 year old son john :-4



from 16 till last year he really was the kid from hell he was very fond of my brother casey and my cousin sam who both tragically died when they had so young much to live for he took it badly and basicaly screwed up big time but i saw him last night i drove down to portsmouth and saw both my sons john turned round when he was alone with me and said thanks dad you were the only one that stood bye me i could not see it at the time but i do now thank you



krambo all my chins wobbeled



so if any one has a problem kid let them know you love them and when they do sort their head out they will thank you for it

Hamster;462668 wrote: Jimbo do you realise all your questions are backing up till Monday??:wah:


oh thats a relief only till then ?:wah:



when exactly do hamsters hibernate then ?:sneaky:

Hamster;462667 wrote: Jimbo have you got drunk and left us?


no hambo no drinking for jimbo



i went down to portsmouth to see my sons :-4

Hamster;462594 wrote: Jimbo why wont my kids go to sleep? :-5


there mom is drunk and singing maybe :wah: :wah: :wah:

Hamster;462507 wrote: And if I have eaten too much could it be "Green Eggs and Ham"???



(Cat in the Hat style??) :wah:


:wah: :wah: :wah:

Magenta flame;462847 wrote: Oops sorry Jimbo he doesn't look that young in the photo . My apologies for being flipant about one of your offspring.


ha ha no worries all my female friends try and get me to set them up with him he is young and in real life much better looking than his photo here (yup i'm not though) sugests but boy does he know it and it could be his age but he thinks its ok to have many many girls in tow:rolleyes:

now i was never like that :sneaky:

Hamster;462856 wrote: Did you have a good time?


i had a great time i could only see them for an hour , i had to get back for sue i brung her back a nice cheese burger which she loved we have been on a diet



clears throat waits for hammys reply



do you know of any experts on weight loss hambo

Hamster;462861 wrote: Jimbo why can't I move my ass and get in the bath?? :-5
Donkeys can be very stubborn can't they?

Uncle Kram;462862 wrote: Donkeys can be very stubborn can't they?


:wah: :wah:



yup and he is a crap boxing promoter with funny hair



:wah: :wah:

Hee hee!! Donkey=Don King! How do you come up with this stuff, Jimbo?

That guy's hair cracks me up! :wah:

RedGlitter;462868 wrote: Hee hee!! Donkey=Don King! How do you come up with this stuff, Jimbo?

That guy's hair cracks me up! :wah:
Now that's unkind Red. It's not his fault that as a child, all his friends had Tonka toys while he only had a Van Der Graf Generator to play with

Uncle Kram;462877 wrote: Now that's unkind Red. It's not his fault that as a child, all his friends had Tonka toys while he only had a Van Der Graf Generator to play with


shocking buddy but funny i wonder if his car is a voltzwagon :wah: :wah:

:wah: :wah: You guys!!

RedGlitter;462879 wrote: :wah: :wah: You guys!!




yup guilty as charged :wah: :wah:

jimbo;462878 wrote: shocking buddy but funny i wonder if his car is a voltzwagon :wah: :wah:


Well they are known for their shock-absorbers

Uncle Kram;462885 wrote: Well they are known for their shock-absorbers
:wah: :wah: :wah:

Hamster;462952 wrote: Jimbo can anyone else get a word in sideways here? Or should we leave you and Krammy alone? :sneaky:



And yes please answer both questions!


er yes and yes great company we could tell rodent jokes to each other :wah: