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Pinky wrote: She is too. She's even got the outfit!:D


Heheh. I do kinky.:-4

Hamster wrote: I think that qualifies as too much information!! :wah:


I've never used a pen to shave with before.

Pinky wrote: I got a call from my mate Naomi earler (I stayed at hers last night). She wanted to know why there was a broken pummice stone in the bath...it all came back to me. I overbalanced trying to sit on the toilet and fell in the bath arse first - onto her pumice stone:-3



On the other hand, YEAH! I can break a pumice stone with my bum!:guitaristNext step, walnuts!

Pinky wrote: Already done that according to Kram
Yeah but I just needed verification by Acc

Accountable wrote: Next step, walnuts!
I read a bout a guy who made a good living taking movies of female athletes doing odd stuff. Nothing X rated really Like bursting a basketball with her thighs. He was not even a great film maker, just used super 8 film.

Okie wrote: I read a bout a guy who made a good living taking movies of female athletes doing odd stuff. Nothing X rated really Like bursting a basketball with her thighs. He was not even a great film maker, just used super 8 film.


OKAAAAY

Nothing But Lies

OK Nomadness there is a pattern here.. :wah:

[QUOTE]Nothing But Lies[/QUOTE]

Oh dear, my head hurts, my legs ache.



Damn cold :rolleyes:

i have a step ladder



but i'd liked to of known my real ladder

Hamster wrote: Cmon Betty-we all know its not a cold!!

Is the room still spinning?:wah:


Is a bit!! Just going for a shower, hope I make it out alive, must make sure there's no pumice stones in the bath

jimbo wrote: i have a step ladder



but i'd liked to of known my real ladder


for any one that did not find that funny that was harry hill



i did not find it funny at first and then about 30 mins later it hit me





step dad real dad get it

Betty Boop wrote: Is a bit!! Just going for a shower, hope I make it out alive, must make sure there's no pumice stones in the bath
...Or walnuts :yh_whistl

jimbo wrote: for any one that did not find that funny that was harry hill



i did not find it funny at first and then about 30 mins later it hit me





step dad real dad get it
I went to see Harry Hill once Jimbo. One of the best laughs I've ever had.

I actually had a Great-Great Grandfather named Harry Hill

Pinky wrote: Gah, not only have I got to trawl round bloody shops with people that I find EXTREMELY hard work, I've also got some weird **** comment in my comments box from a phuckwit spanner.

I can feel a right proper mardy coming on, so I'm off now:-3


Oh. that'll be Ian :rolleyes:

Uncle Kram wrote: ...Or walnuts :yh_whistl




Now why would I have walnuts in my bath?? :wah:

Uncle Kram wrote: Oh. that'll be Ian :rolleyes:


He never picks on me, maybe I'm just too 'Nice' :rolleyes:

I miss Bez.

chonsigirl wrote: I miss Bez.


So do I. Where is she?

I'm Poodle-sitting today with the added bonus of having Laura an extra day. Her mom is doing Sunday dinner for the Mother-In-Law elect, and she's not fond of animals. Must be a vegetarian . Noodle won't sleep anywhere other than on my bed, not even in Lauras room. And before you start, Noodle's female..ok? :yh_giggle

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Hamster wrote: Cmon Betty-we all know its not a cold!!

Is the room still spinning?:wah:
Your tagline is right on. I have used that for years but a little different words. I heard it like "you arent beat until you give up"

I received instructions from my ex that I needed to shower the dog before taking her back:rolleyes:

I dried her with 2 towels and she ran all over the house shaking herself. She's been sitting on my lap for the last 20 minutes I've been on here. I just stood up and looked at my light blue jeans. It looks like I've been seriously incontinent

SnoozeControl wrote: You only had the dog for a few days, right? How dirty could she have gotten?:-2

Incontinence is the new black... I'm sure you looked smashing.


A few days?...try 24 hours and she's only been in the garden to offload:rolleyes:

My friend from church brought me the sheet music to play the Ashokan Farewell, that beautiful violin piece that played iin the background of the PBS Civil War series..............I will have violin music this afternoon to play!:)

ArnoldLayne wrote: Yeah but its gotta be black all over, not just around the crotch :DDamn! *going back to change ... again*

It's 8 o'clock on a Sunday night and I've had to come into the office. I gave my boss a drawing a few weeks back relating to a structure he's commisioning in India. He said that he didn't need it yet. Just had a phone call from India as he had no idea how to fit the cover to the structure as he never got the information before he left. I've had to come here to talk him through the drawing as he's in the middle of Nowhereville. Well after midnight there, but he's happy now. :rolleyes: