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cars;1218514 wrote: Ok Zap, TLW just noticed that you have been a member here since July 06, & still don't even have 1,100 posts yet! Where ya bin?


REALLY!!?? I have nearly 1100 posts? Well, only a month ago I had a mere 400! Cars, it's like this: I spent some time in the slammer, went on a lot of road trips, visited a few other message boards, had 2 surgeries, wrote 2 books, had about 8 vacations, got grass and trees and shrubs to grow in this desert wasteland . . . oh yes, there were the 2 weeks I spent in the sani . . .er hospital, so really I was a member for about 2 months total before I went away. But something was in the back of my mind the whole time and it was . . .tlw.

The Arcade is a very special place..................................

Zapata;1218720 wrote: REALLY!!?? I have nearly 1100 posts? Well, only a month ago I had a mere 400! Cars, it's like this: I spent some time in the slammer, went on a lot of road trips, visited a few other message boards, had 2 surgeries, wrote 2 books, had about 8 vacations, got grass and trees and shrubs to grow in this desert wasteland . . . oh yes, there were the 2 weeks I spent in the sani . . .er hospital, so really I was a member for about 2 months total before I went away. But something was in the back of my mind the whole time and it was . . .tlw.
Wow, you been a busy little bugger haven't cha!

TLW is impressed! :wah:

Ok, cars, what's my prize for hitting #1100? Oh I see . . .TLW!

Congrats Zap, your grand prize will be a giant box of TLW! :wah::D:p

tlw cannot be "given"

tlw 'offers' himself.................................

From my past experience, TLW is usually "taken"! :wah::D:p;)

Congratulate me, I just bit the bullet & bought a new Puter!!! After over a year of proscrastinating, looking & searching, looking, comparing, and whatever!!! It arrives about in about a week!!! It's a high power HP!

So now I'll be able to get TLW a lot faster!!!:wah:

Congrats Cars on your super duper high power HP PC! :guitarist

But TLW isn't really interested in all that techie stuff so off he goes with me :driving:

BUT . . .Hold on just a minute here . . .

cars;1219063 wrote: Congrats Zap, your grand prize will be a giant box of TLW! :wah::D:p


Thank you. Thank you very much. I accept this award with great pleasure and humility. I'd like to thank the many people who made this possible, starting with my kindergarten teacher who showed me how to tie my shoes on that little fake shoe she had sitting on the shelf. And then . . .

(cars, please wrap my prize in hot pink tissue paper with chartreuse ribbons and would you put a little purple bow on TLW?)

Zapata;1219270 wrote: BUT . . .Hold on just a minute here . . .







Thank you. Thank you very much. I accept this award with great pleasure and humility. I'd like to thank the many people who made this possible, starting with my kindergarten teacher who showed me how to tie my shoes on that little fake shoe she had sitting on the shelf. And then . . .



(cars, please wrap my prize in hot pink tissue paper with chartreuse ribbons and would you put a little purple bow on TLW?)
OK it's on its way, you should receive your TLW box by February 31st!

cars;1219276 wrote: OK it's on its way, you should receive your TLW box by February 31st!


Of next year?

Zapata;1219284 wrote: Of next year?
Of any year that has Feb 31st! :wah:

Kindle;1219073 wrote: tlw cannot be "given"

tlw 'offers' himself.................................




'Himself' - I thought he was a girl? Maybe tlw is metrosexual or a ladyboy maybe.. or a hermaphrodite. ??? What sex did all those learned blokes decide angels are????

But nevertheless and notwithstanding gender issues, as long as the tlw concept is young and female and married he may avail himself of any medical procedures he wishes in order to cope with the multiple foster homes he skitters between or put another way.. what was the cricket score?



Anyhoo - my son Mik reckons the rains are holding off enough for him to leave Saigon and go off filming in some village for a bit.. And with luck they should be able to see the longest eclipse of the century ... he'd like to borrow tlw?

this debate about the sexual orientation of tlw leads some to think that there may be more than one..................................

He'd really be lonely if he was the only one.

TLW can never be lonely, he's always got me! :p:D:wah:

In the cool, cool, cool of the morning

tlw wakes,

streches

and smiles at Kindle......

ever so happy to be with a friend. :-6

It's getting later on in the evening now, so TLW needs to get ready for nite nite!

Make sure TLW has a snack before bed.

We both are getting ready for a snack! TLW is happy!

cars;1220014 wrote: We both are getting ready for a snack! TLW is happy!


You going to bed or getting up??????? 3:46 am is the middle of the night........

Rain, rain and more rain here today........

tlw needs his rainboots and hat today

Actually it was really around 9:40 pm, don't know why it came up that way?! :wah:

Anyway, gotta run just dropped in for TLW, getting ready, we're taking our granddaughter out to lunch shortly!:)

Taking TLW out for lunch with me....he likes to eat too. :driving:

Our granddaughter was looking on the menu and saw TLW, luckily I got it for her!:D

cars;1220468 wrote: Our granddaughter was looking on the menu and saw TLW, luckily I got it for her!:D


:wah: Tricky! :sneaky:

TLW

Though my 3 hour nap was a help, I'm retiring early tonight............ tlw needs rests too.

Nite nite Kindle, I'll keep TLW company!

Up, up and away tlw birddog................................. they day is here with all its many wonders. :-6

Simply: TLW!

TLW just walked out of the house to meet a friend.

That friend was me, :p TLW & I are great buds!

cars;1220853 wrote: That friend was me, :p TLW & I are great buds!


:yh_rotfl I hope so as TLW will want to get away from my stinky daughter:wah:

He says he's scared

Of Kindling fires

Of monkeys in trunks

And quasi ducks

Of boxes with cats

And cars that speed

And birdogs that prey.

He'd like to come

Way out west

(Before Iceland)

To the sun

Then sip iced tea

And play some tunes

And bask with me all day.

(As told by TLW)

It only takes a few words for TLW!

Resting in the arms of Kindle.......................... Night all.

Good :-6 Morning all! TLW is happy as the :-6 is shining!

:-6

Another great day to rejoice in................................

Blessings on all who come here. :-4

Good morning everyone and TLW! :-6

Suns trying to peak out so it'll be a great day to take TLW on the zero turn and get some mowing done.

TLW is hungry & feels like a Pizza!

Sunday!

tlw & I will 'Remember the Sabbath' today........................ :-6

Happy TLW Sunday ! :-6

The heat has arrived. It is humid and unpleasant.

But, having tlw does put a smile on my face........................

Yes it was finally hot & humid "July" weather round here today, A/C is still on! Anway, tomorrow our grandson & his family are comming from KC to visit with us! So I'll be pretty much tied up for the next week, & won't be on line much! So happy TLWing!

Enjoy your family time, Cars. You are fortunate to be able to gather together as often as you do......... :-6

I'll entertain tlw while you are frolicing with family.

Have fun with the family, cars! The best of times!

Welcome to this day.................................:-6

tlw and I are off to play.bb:D

TLW is once aqgaqin mine after a short break

Not taday it's not. :wah: :p

TLW

Hiya Skittles! :-6