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Are you a great cook? Or do you do the fast food thing!

I love preparing delicious meals for my man.

He shows his appreciation in many ways!

Therefore it's never a chore for me.

I think so...

where as i don't drink any more i wake up on a sat morning without a hangover part of the reward for my new found holier than thou look at life is i can ring them very early sat morning just to see how they are doing

sooooo iiifff they have a hangover they get woken with a thumping head ache ha ha :wah: its all self inflicted i have no sympathy ha ha



but today they must of all gotten wise to me and turned their phones off last night



I'd like to point out this is a very selfish thing to do as there could be an emergency and someone could need to get hold of them



so if you are one of those people i annoy please put your phone back on you inconsiderate butt wipes

Pinky wrote: People always seem to turn up at dinner time, wonder why?


Just let them see your nose drip into your wok and this may not happen again :sneaky:

Pinky wrote: That would work a treat if you're having anything with apple sauce:D
It's only recently that I discovered the "secret ingredient" that makes my Moms stew taste so good

Pinky wrote: People always seem to turn up at dinner time, wonder why?


that could mean that your a good cook



or that your mixing with too many free loaders



or there is a genuine shortage of bats eyes tongue of newt st johns wart and frogs etc in your area :wah: :wah: :wah:

thinking of it and this frog takes the risk of being turned into a prince just for asking a witch this what do you put in your spells ?

Pinky wrote: To turn you into a Prince? I'd just give you a mirror sweetie.


Awwwwww

That was a really nice compliment for you, Jimbo, from our lovely Pinky :-6

Hamster wrote: Um..er..I know its not random but....



OM can you delete some PM's?????



:wah: :wah:


Sorry, Hammy. Will get right on it.

I wish Floopy loved herself as much as we love her :-4

Self-love is damn hard.

We are all works in progress :-6

Pinky wrote: I'd have to say, I like myself most of the time, but I dunno if I love myself.. I'm not bigheaded am I? I hope not...:-3


Nah Pinkster

You're just right :-4

There's a whale of a big difference between conceit and self-love. Conceit is the first stage. The beginner's course towards self-love. Self-love is only acquired with true compassion, a compassion with love enough for yourself and the world around you.:-4

There's a lot of it in FG.:-6

Pinky wrote: Wow, wonderfully put mate!:-6


*Bows* Thank you.

Pinky wrote: IOn the other hand, YEAH! I can break a pumice stone with my bum!:guitarist


Pinkster

Your list of accomplishments never ends :-4

Pinky wrote: I got a call from my mate Naomi earler (I stayed at hers last night). She wanted to know why there was a broken pummice stone in the bath...it all came back to me. I overbalanced trying to sit on the toilet and fell in the bath arse first - onto her pumice stone:-3



On the other hand, YEAH! I can break a pumice stone with my bum!:guitarist




:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl My sons Robodog got off very lightly then!

Pinky wrote: There are bits that I don't want to accept...I want to change them for the better instead.


You can't change them until you accept them.

I like ogling women. I've accepted it.

Hmmm. Some things never change.

I am off work on Monday. NEXT Monday too.

Oh, I am off this Monday too. I take a school holiday whenever they dish it out.

Pinky wrote: Oh lucky you as well Chonsi!

I still can't believe I broke a pumice stone with my bum, lol!:D


Nor me. That's one helluva clench you've got.

Velcro is a real rip-off

OpenMind wrote: Nor me. That's one helluva clench you've got.
You should see her cracking walnuts

Uncle Kram wrote: Just let them see your nose drip into your wok and this may not happen again :sneaky:
Heeeeeeee, you got a warped mind! Just kidding. I used to work on a railroad and I saw the cooks sweating and smoking in the kitchen car. but people paid high prices to eat on the diner. If they went into the kitchen they proably would buy a sandwich from the news butch.

Hamster wrote: I have only seen them through your clothes


Hammy. You have x-ray vision?!!

Pinky wrote: I got a call from my mate Naomi earler (I stayed at hers last night). She wanted to know why there was a broken pummice stone in the bath...it all came back to me. I overbalanced trying to sit on the toilet and fell in the bath arse first - onto her pumice stone:-3

On the other hand, YEAH! I can break a pumice stone with my bum!:guitarist
Why is pumice stone in your bath?