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Yes, nice boots, Pam. I've got some, not as classy looking, more of the cowgirl type, but red. Maybe we could do a dancing act, with you-know-who in the middle. (TLW)

Yall keep saying you've got something for me.

But it isn't diamonds, you now state

You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'

Big Louie's on his way to sort your fate!!!

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do

Right over yall and out the door with tee el double you!

:sneaky:

Tlw is gasping for a cup of tea, Pammie...



Now what do you do?



Come on tlw...Auntie Pammie doesnt like tea but I'll make you a lovely cuppa



:-4

Those lovely ladies are hilarious, aren't they, tlw?

theia;1216197 wrote: Tlw is gasping for a cup of tea, Pammie...



Now what do you do?



Come on tlw...Auntie Pammie doesnt like tea but I'll make you a lovely cuppa



:-4


Dear Madam or Sir

The Lady Pamela has asked me to write to you to say that one is not amused by references to such distasteful abominations. And moreover, on account of the fact that you have sullied and corrupted the hithertoo innocent with said distasteful abomination wishes to dissociate herself and any brown cardigans currently in play or even not in play from this whole ugly mess. Her Ladyship bids you and Zapata good day and tlw.

Yours indignantly

(illegible swirly signature)

Chief Personable Assistant to

Her most robust Excellence, The Lady Pamela

Goddess Elect, Wearer of the snakeskin garter, the koala feather boa

Companion of the Brown Cardigan and all who sail in her

:yh_rotfl

Picking myself up off the floor, holding my sides, lest they burst with laughter (is that possible?), trying to think of a snappy come-back (is there one? Oh, Snappy Come-back, wherefore art thou?) Alas and alack, all I can think of is "Gotcha, TLW!"

Simply TLW works!:p:wah::D

AussiePam;1216239 wrote: Dear Madam or Sir

The Lady Pamela has asked me to write to you to say that one is not amused by references to such distasteful abominations. And moreover, on account of the fact that you have sullied and corrupted the hithertoo innocent with said distasteful abomination wishes to dissociate herself and any brown cardigans currently in play or even not in play from this whole ugly mess. Her Ladyship bids you and Zapata good day and tlw.

Yours indignantly

(illegible swirly signature)

Chief Personable Assistant to

Her most robust Excellence, The Lady Pamela

Goddess Elect, Wearer of the snakeskin garter, the koala feather boa

Companion of the Brown Cardigan and all who sail in her


I'll have you know, Lady Pammie, my name has recently been cleared. I have received apologies from around the world for those devilish accusations that were mindlessly and unjustly hurled at me. Ask anyone here, I am not, repeat not a sweater thief (cardi, sweater, what's in a name?).

I've decided against legal action for this debacle...instead, I will hold my head high and maintain my dignity. I shall escort the honourable tlw to a place of truth and integrity where he can grow and learn from a great teacher (me, in case you were wondering, though of course it was obvious it was me, who else could it be? No other great teachers around)

HUMPH!! I am girding my loins for battle. I am sharpening my wits (in case it turns out to be THAT kind of a battle, i.e. a battle of wits and half-wits,(no slur intended for the wittily challenged)I will go the extra mile, fight tooth-and-nail, come Hell or high water, leave no stone unturned, Hell hath no fury, etc., etc., to ensure that tlw gets a well-rounded education and a glimpse of how things are in the Western World, Wild, Wild, West, Go west, young man! And you too, TLW.

Oh Oh, for peace & quiet come to NE TLW!

Hi Y'all,

This here's a message from Miz Zap an' she tell me to tell y'all that she be holed up down on the bayou --that one close by the allygator farm, over in Loosiana--

An' she say she ain't gonna come out. Her an' that lil Thaddeus Leroy Williams. I don' thin' that's his real name tho 'cause I hear tell that sometimes she callin' him T. AL Dubba-U.

TLW says, whare Ya'll from!?:wah:

Thanks so much for askin'. It's right close to the T-Rex Allygator farm, close to Effie, suburb of DeVille, by way of the Paragon Casino at Marksville, which is a couple hours from where Jerry Lee Lewis lived when he was kinda close to Natchez. That's before he got to be a hot shot. A nother neighbor was Terry Bradshaw and Mickey Gilley or vice versey.

TLW says, WOW!

Nite Nite ALL!

Good Morning All! :-6

Afternoon Cars TLW

Hi Mustang, what'd you do to Kindle?! :wah: Haven't seen her on here for a while! TLW misses her! :p

She got sucked up into the arcade playing bubble shooter and hasn't came out since! :wah: TLW

That "arcade"!!! It has taken many of us! :wah:

Yes sir, it sure has! :p :wah:

TLW

Not me though! TLW is happy! :p

Yeah, but he says he wants to go to the arcade. C'mon, TLW.

Hey Zap,



I think that you, Cars and I have to take tlw to the boardwalk for some Kohr's ice cream and then for a long walk along the sea...:-6:p

That sounds yummy! Right, TLW?

TLW says OK!

theia;1216438 wrote: I'll have you know, Lady Pammie, my name has recently been cleared. I have received apologies from around the world for those devilish accusations that were mindlessly and unjustly hurled at me. Ask anyone here, I am not, repeat not a sweater thief (cardi, sweater, what's in a name?).

I've decided against legal action for this debacle...instead, I will hold my head high and maintain my dignity. I shall escort the honourable tlw to a place of truth and integrity where he can grow and learn from a great teacher (me, in case you were wondering, though of course it was obvious it was me, who else could it be? No other great teachers around)


Dearest Theia - One is not amused by the shenanigans you evidently have planned for tlw under your august tutelage and in fact your july tutelage too. One is in fact aghast and appalled and even somewhat outraged.

One suggests that the abominable-beverage-coloured cardi is merely a red herring in the sardine tin of your dignity and even unmaintained will be on the nose in no time.

One had thought that there was only room for one Great Guru in this Garden and that this position was a spot already occupied, but if you wish to conduct our thread title up the proverbial mountain of the meaning of life, the universe, everything - fine! It will be moi who skis back down with tlw.

I don't think TLW even likes sweaters! :wah:

cars;1217899 wrote: I don't think TLW even likes sweaters! :wah:


That's exactly my point, Cars...he doesn't!! But try to convince her Pammieship :-5

Pammie will not give up until she has thoroughly tarnished my character, my reputation, my very being. But am I bitter? No, Cars. I'm not. I'm not that sort of person...that's what makes me a great teacher and companion for tlw







:sneaky:

theia;1217929 wrote: That's exactly my point, Cars...he doesn't!! But try to convince her Pammieship :-5

Pammie will not give up until she has thoroughly tarnished my character, my reputation, my very being. But am I bitter? No, Cars. I'm not. I'm not that sort of person...that's what makes me a great teacher and companion for tlw







:sneaky:


He's here, snuggled up in my pink EWM cardi (that looks simply devine on me by the way).

I'll have you both know that TLW simply adores fluffy cardi's, he's currently twiddling with the pom poms and grinning.

He's having a break from all the bickering with you lot and basking in my peaceful energies, he will have a wonderful weekend with a restful soul such as me.

theia;1217929 wrote: That's exactly my point, Cars...he doesn't!! But try to convince her Pammieship :-5

Pammie will not give up until she has thoroughly tarnished my character, my reputation, my very being. But am I bitter? No, Cars. I'm not. I'm not that sort of person...that's what makes me a great teacher and companion for tlw













:sneaky:
Have no fear theia, your character can never be tarnished, & your reputation is in tact, so no worries!!! :-6

Betty Boop;1217933 wrote: He's here, snuggled up in my pink EWM cardi (that looks simply devine on me by the way).

I'll have you both know that TLW simply adores fluffy cardi's, he's currently twiddling with the pom poms and grinning.

He's having a break from all the bickering with you lot and basking in my peaceful energies, he will have a wonderful weekend with a restful soul such as me.
Are you sure it's the pom poms "he's" twiddling with! :sneaky::p

theia;1217929 wrote: That's exactly my point, Cars...he doesn't!! But try to convince her Pammieship :-5

Pammie will not give up until she has thoroughly tarnished my character, my reputation, my very being. But am I bitter? No, Cars. I'm not. I'm not that sort of person...that's what makes me a great teacher and companion for tlw







:sneaky:


But, Theia, MY DEAR, he will need a sweater for when we travel to Iceland, therefore I'm taking knitting lessons so I can knit with my own humble (but capable) hands, out of the finely prepared Sottish wool that I have purchased, which is of a lovely magenta hue, a very warm and protective (if somewhat large and lopsided) cardigan. It will have lime-green buttons. I need you to measure him or better yet, send him here, please. (tlw)

Betty Boop;1217933 wrote: He's here, snuggled up in my pink EWM cardi (that looks simply devine on me by the way).

I'll have you both know that TLW simply adores fluffy cardi's, he's currently twiddling with the pom poms and grinning.

He's having a break from all the bickering with you lot and basking in my peaceful energies, he will have a wonderful weekend with a restful soul such as me.


I hate to tell you this, Betty, but tlw thinks you are me. My identical pink EWM cardi is currently lying on my table awaiting tlw's arrival. Poor dear lost direction on his way back from America and he inadvertently came to yours. I'll be down to pick him up...

Thank you Cars, I knew you would understand.

Zap, any chance you could knit me a cardi? I've been waiting over 2 years for a hand knitted cardi from two members here who have failed to fulfil their promises ( I won't name names but Arnold Layne and Unc, you know who you are). I love the idea of the lime green buttons...Betty will be very envious

theia;1218039 wrote: I hate to tell you this, Betty, but tlw thinks you are me. My identical pink EWM cardi is currently lying on my table awaiting tlw's arrival. Poor dear lost direction on his way back from America and he inadvertently came to yours. I'll be down to pick him up...

Thank you Cars, I knew you would understand.

Zap, any chance you could knit me a cardi? I've been waiting over 2 years for a hand knitted cardi from two members here who have failed to fulfil their promises ( I won't name names but Arnold Layne and Unc, you know who you are). I love the idea of the lime green buttons...Betty will be very envious


:yh_rotfl At lime green.

Now Mrs, TLW begged me not to release him to you, he can't cope with your kind of educating!

Those lovely men in their boat are in my bay this weekend, perhaps I'll pop him onboard and send him to you later in the week... oh that won't work, they prefer it here and will be spending the rest of the year here. :sneaky::D

Betty Boop;1218044 wrote: :yh_rotfl At lime green.

Now Mrs, TLW begged me not to release him to you, he can't cope with your kind of educating!

Those lovely men in their boat are in my bay this weekend, perhaps I'll pop him onboard and send him to you later in the week... oh that won't work, they prefer it here and will be spending the rest of the year here. :sneaky::D


Betty, Betty, Betty, I just noticed your "cardi keeper." I want one too...how do you do it?

I told them to stay there, Betty...said I couldn't cope with the constant adoration

:sneaky:

theia;1218049 wrote: Betty, Betty, Betty, I just noticed your "cardi keeper." I want one too...how do you do it?

I told them to stay there, Betty...said I couldn't cope with the constant adoration

:sneaky:




You managed it, you must have company this evening :sneaky:

:wah: I'm happy to wave at them now and again, you're so selfish sometimes, they only want a little attention now and again :rolleyes:

Go let your cat in, if you're sure it's the right one of course :sneaky:

Betty Boop;1218055 wrote: You managed it, you must have company this evening :sneaky:

:wah: I'm happy to wave at them now and again, you're so selfish sometimes, they only want a little attention now and again :rolleyes:

Go let your cat in, if you're sure it's the right one of course :sneaky:




Now that really does embarrass me

theia;1218075 wrote: Now that really does embarrass me


Sorry, I'm still laughing at that one, it was funny :yh_rotfl

I should be down your way next week, I will apologise in person :-6

Theia dear, I thought I could hear sniggering coming from B.B.'s direction at the words 'lime green' Does that mean she doesn't like the color or that she thinks it wouldn't go well with magenta? In answer to your lovely request, I'll be delighted to knit you something. It may start out as a sweater but there's no guarantee that it will end up as one!

Not a knitter here, or even wear a sweater, just need TLW! :wah:

Betty Boop;1218078 wrote: Sorry, I'm still laughing at that one, it was funny :yh_rotflI should be down your way next week, I will apologise in person :-6


I was hoping you'd forgotten that, Betty wah:

Would love to see you next week, but I'm currently working every day, including weekends. Were you meaning day time?

Thank you, Zap, that's very kind of you. It doesn't matter what it looks like, it will be an original and coveted far and wide :sneaky:

Sorry, just need TLW here, no sweater needed! :p:D:wah:

theia;1218348 wrote: I was hoping you'd forgotten that, Betty wah:

Would love to see you next week, but I'm currently working every day, including weekends. Were you meaning day time?

Thank you, Zap, that's very kind of you. It doesn't matter what it looks like, it will be an original and coveted far and wide :sneaky:


How can TLW be entrusted to you! Just imagine the psychological damage you would cause it... :wah:

Will ponder on next week, waiting for children to break up from school.

Zap, I have some nice yellow wool here that would look great with the green, some pink too, I'll send them on, it will be just perfect for Theia's complexion. :sneaky:

Cars, TLW is feeling a little carsick now and recovering with me.

Opening the windows, so now there's plenty of fresh air for our little TLW!:D

Thanks, BB. Yes, please send the yarn. Guess I'd better try to learn what to do with these stick things. Don't get impatient, Theia. Better come help me, TLW.

Ok Zap, TLW just noticed that you have been a member here since July 06, & still don't even have 1,100 posts yet! Where ya bin?

trall la la la la................................ tlw :-6

I don't believe it, there is a "Kindle" after all!!!:D:wah::D

TLW missed you!

cars;1218548 wrote: I don't believe it, there is a "Kindle" after all!!!:D:wah::D

TLW missed you!


Why thank you, Cars. It's good to be back. How's the family?