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i have athlete's foot and swollen joints and i'm a bit stiff at the moment :sneaky:

Uncle Kram wrote: A mate of mine who's a bit sporty has got "Tennis Elbow" & "Golf Balls" :-3He can remedy the latter by not driving his Volkswagen so many hours at a time without taking a break.

I saw a double rainbow on the way to the store this morning. :-6

sunny104 wrote: I saw a double rainbow on the way to the store this morning. :-6
When you see a double rainbow, look at the arrangement of the colors. the two will have opposite colors at the top.

Okie wrote: When you see a double rainbow, look at the arrangement of the colors. the two will have opposite colors at the top.
I'll watch for that next time! :-6

I haven't seen a double in rainbow in about six years, in Arizona....so pretty! :-6

Pinky wrote: I need to stop coming across as a complete ho. Ho ho!!:D
we love you the way you are! :-4

not saying that you are a ho....:-3

Pinky wrote: No, I was just having a personal giggle to myself!:D


A personal Giggle. Is that what you call it over there?

I've got a huge Realty Trust to type for the hubby now

I guess I've wasted enough time so I'd better get going on it.

Maybe I could check in with FG between paragraphs? :p

tmbsgrl wrote: my sisters cousin is such an ass!:-5


Are you denying that she is your cousin too?

Hamster wrote: If there is anything better than a red cheese sandwich on fresh white bread with loads of HP brown sauce I have not found it!!


Medium to mature cheddar cheese and lime marmalade sarny with a pint of Charles Wells Brigadier.

Hamster wrote: Marmalade??? Om...you are riuning my image of you!! No.....



Its gotta be HP brown sauce!


You mean you have never tried lime marmalade with cheese?! Nothing girlie about that.

Hamster wrote: If there is anything better than a red cheese sandwich on fresh white bread with loads of HP brown sauce I have not found it!!
Is the cheese actually red? Or just the skin of it. I love a sandwichmade with fresh bread and butter and some slices of fresh tomatoe on it.

OpenMind wrote: You mean you have never tried lime marmalade with cheese?! Nothing girlie about that.
Lime marmalade! Wow. Never heard of that. We have jalapeno jelly here. Very good really. And we have prickly pear cactus jelly.

Hamster wrote: actually its orange...one of those silly British things Okie..we call it red!


Red Leicester for instance.

Hamster wrote: actually its orange...one of those silly British things Okie..we call it red!


It's just dyed plastic cheddar isn't it?

Hamster wrote: actually its orange...one of those silly British things Okie..we call it red!
Ah, I see. I had some cheese once with some sort of grape flavor in it. Not my cuppa tay. I like proscessed cheese and provolone and ricotta. My granny used to make cottage cheese and trun it into yellow cheese somehow. Like a spread. YOu could spread it with a knfe on bread. I loved that.

Okie wrote: Ah, I see. I had some cheese once with some sort of grape flavor in it. Not my cuppa tay. I like proscessed cheese and provolone and ricotta. My granny used to make cottage cheese and trun it into yellow cheese somehow. Like a spread. YOu could spread it with a knfe on bread. I loved that.


We are spoilt for different cheeses. Good cheese shops will sell cheeses mixed with fruit, nuts, etc. Or you can get cheeses mixed together. Something for every taste. I like a drop of boursin with savoury biscuits and red wine once in a while.

You can tell I am Italian..I love Provolone and Mozzarella. Sometimes together.

Marie5656 wrote: You can tell I am Italian..I love Provolone and Mozzarella. Sometimes together.
Have you made sandwiches with provlolone and roasted red peppers on toast! Mmmmmmm. YOu can actually buy roasted red peppers already prepared in a jar. Cost is just about the same as buying them and doing it yourself.

This thread alone is enough to crash FG's MB space....

:yh_think

How much Bandwidth does this forum have?

Okie wrote: Have you made sandwiches with provlolone and roasted red peppers on toast! Mmmmmmm. YOu can actually buy roasted red peppers already prepared in a jar. Cost is just about the same as buying them and doing it yourself.


Nothing better than Turkey Pastrami with Provolone....

No other sandwich comes close...

K.Snyder wrote: Nothing better than Turkey Pastrami with Provolone....

No other sandwich comes close...


C'mere K

:-6

weber wrote: C'mere K




:-2

:-3

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Oh I forgot...

Weber sandwich....THEN turkey pastrami with provolone...:wah:

I got me a Kinky T-shirt! :-6 :-4

K.Snyder wrote: :-2

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Oh I forgot...

Weber sandwich....THEN turkey pastrami with provolone...:wah:


OK K:-4aw no pic....looked good though

Pinky wrote: I need to stop coming across as a complete ho. Ho ho!!:D


Ho Ho Ho!

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weber wrote: OK K:-4aw no pic....looked good though


mmmmm

(Licks my lips)

That looks scrumptious....

What is it?.....its not horse is it?

I went out on Monday night with a friend for a drink. I asked for 2 bottles of beer. The young chap behind the bar said "Do you need glasses?"

I said "No, I might be 46 but I can still see the bottles".

You know I'm not making this up don't you?

The next night I was in my local chip shop and had to stand at the front of the queue for ages while the chips cooked. As the girl behind the counter handed the chips over she apologised by saying "Sorry about the wait"

I said " Don't worry, it's ok - I don't mind how heavy they are"

It's an illness isn't it? :-3

K.Snyder wrote: Nothing better than Turkey Pastrami with Provolone....

No other sandwich comes close...
I always get turkey pastrami when I get pastrami. It seems like it is always tender whereas beef is sometimes a bit tough.

K.Snyder wrote: mmmmm

(Licks my lips)

That looks scrumptious....

What is it?.....its not horse is it?


It's pastrami and the other thing you said. That's what came up. C'mere:-4

Uncle Kram wrote: I went out on Monday night with a friend for a drink. I asked for 2 bottles of beer. The young chap behind the bar said "Do you need glasses?"

I said "No, I might be 46 but I can still see the bottles".

You know I'm not making this up don't you?

The next night I was in my local chip shop and had to stand at the front of the queue for ages while the chips cooked. As the girl behind the counter handed the chips over she apologised by saying "Sorry about the wait"

I said " Don't worry, it's ok - I don't mind how heavy they are"

It's an illness isn't it? :-3


No, it's just your amazing wit and charm Kram! :-4

Betty Boop wrote: No, it's just your amazing wit and charm Kram! :-4
It always makes my daughter groan but she confided in me the other day "Hey Popz, when I'm at school, I come out with all your crap one-liners"

Uncle Kram wrote: I went out on Monday night with a friend for a drink. I asked for 2 bottles of beer. The young chap behind the bar said "Do you need glasses?"

I said "No, I might be 46 but I can still see the bottles".

You know I'm not making this up don't you?

The next night I was in my local chip shop and had to stand at the front of the queue for ages while the chips cooked. As the girl behind the counter handed the chips over she apologised by saying "Sorry about the wait"

I said " Don't worry, it's ok - I don't mind how heavy they are"

It's an illness isn't it? :-3
Hey Uncle Kram, if one drink makes a gal half tight, what does two drinks do?

Beep beep beep. That was the bread machine.