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Hi Guysxx

Ive had a right sort out today. Ive bagged 6 black bags of clothes to get rid of....some never worn:-5what made me buy them fgs.Still seems Ive not got rid of anything though and got all me great buys coming next week:mad:Ive also got loads to iron where they got all creased up being all cramped up and Carol dont do ironing:mad:sooooooooo.......looks like I may have to put my charm on:rolleyes:

Ere Ive just had on On The Buses on one of the channels.Brought back so many memories.I used to go and watch that being made as I think Ive told you before Anna Karen was a good friend of mine(Olive).Dont know if you realise but she play Peggys sister in Eastenders (Aunt Sally).Her an Babs have been best mates for years and got her the part.Full of useless info aint I:wah:

Hope your all ok and I Hope Gill,Kaz,Helen,Chez,Kay........oh ALL the mums who visit us are being treated today;)Love to Everyonexxxxxx

Oh go on Carol, let him !!! :wah::wah::wah:

jones jones;789443 wrote: please miss carol ... can't i start mwaaaaaahing ya all now in case i can't finish?

Jj :-4 :-4 :-4Wellllll......start with Kay as shes up for anyfing:wah::wah::p

G#Gill;789456 wrote: Oh go on Carol, let him !!! :wah:Stop being a tart woman ffs...........remember this is a posh thread:rolleyes:;):wah:

Carolly;789461 wrote: Stop being a tart woman ffs...........remember this is a posh thread:rolleyes:;):wah:


oh carol ... gawd i so love ya woman! you used those exact same lines when we toured in 1924 ... remember? it was brighton i fink!!

lemme mwaaaah them please ... you know they want me!!!! :-4:-4

Jj :

jones jones;789466 wrote: oh carol ... gawd i so love ya woman! you used those exact same lines when we toured in 1924 ... remember? it was brighton i fink!!

lemme mwaaaah them please ... you know they want me!!!! :-4:-4

Jj :Actually it was Southend and they want you JJ????They want nurishment stud not bleedin punishment:p:rolleyes:

Carolly;789471 wrote: Actually it was Southend and they want you JJ????They want nurishment stud not bleedin punishment:p:rolleyes:


okay southend ... i'm gettin' on woman and can't remember every gig we played can i?

lemme mwaaah them here where you can control things miss carol ... if not i'm just gonna mwaaaah them on pee ems!

you wants yours now? :-4

Jj

jones jones;789477 wrote: okay southend ... i'm gettin' on woman and can't remember every gig we played can i?

lemme mwaaah them here where you can control things miss carol ... if not i'm just gonna mwaaaah them on pee ems!

you wants yours now? :-4

JjNa I am off luxurys stud but Im sure with all the hot chicks about you will get loads of mwaaaahs........just be gentle with our Gill though:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;789487 wrote: Na I am off luxurys stud but Im sure with all the hot chicks about you will get loads of mwaaaahs........just be gentle with our Gill though:rolleyes:;)


so whats with your gill? i always looked upon her as a really hot number!!! :-4

Jj

jones jones;789490 wrote: so whats with your gill? i always looked upon her as a really hot number!!! :-4

JjHot????Shes so hot you will need the bleedin fire brigade out.Only fing is you have to be gentle with her as sudden shocks can do fings to her........best say no more stud;)

Carolly;789497 wrote: Hot????Shes so hot you will need the bleedin fire brigade out.Only fing is you have to be gentle with her as sudden shocks can do fings to her........best say no more stud;)


I'm like a concert pianist ... i delicately ravage my partner like i would play a baby grand ... would that be gentle enough for your Gill?? :-4

Jj

jones jones;789510 wrote: I'm like a concert pianist ... i delicately ravage my partner like i would play a baby grand ... would that be gentle enough for your Gill?? :-4

JjBest ask her stud..you never know;)

Carolly;789519 wrote: Best ask her stud..you never know;)


but i'm a shy guy ... would you puleez ask her for me? puleez!! :-4

hey but not on here (in front of all these people)!!!!

Jj

jones jones;789525 wrote: but i'm a shy guy ... would you puleez ask her for me? puleez!! :-4

hey but not on here (in front of all these people)!!!!

JjYOU SHY?????

Carol, I do hate jealousy :wah:

Yes JJ, I'm a little bit on the bubbling side, so I've been told. I've been likened to a pan of porridge simmering gently on the warm plate of a Rayburn cooker ! :-3





I'll go along with the simmering bit, not sure about the rest though ;):sneaky:

Carolly;789530 wrote: YOU SHY?????


yes ... why can't I be SHY??? i'm shy ... :-5 i'm shy!

oh whats the use ... no one ever believes ol' Jj ...

Oh gawd Gilly babies getting excited.................best get some help..............

G#Gill;789532 wrote: Carol, I do hate jealousy :wah:

Yes JJ, I'm a little bit on the bubbling side, so I've been told. I've been likened to a pan of porridge simmering gently on the warm plate of a Rayburn cooker ! :-3





I'll go along with the simmering bit, not sure about the rest though ;):sneaky:


OMG! i think i'm falling in love ... with you ... and that plate of porridge!

lie ... bad bad Jj! ... actually i don't like porridge very much ... simmering yes ... porridge no ...

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Jj

jones jones;789536 wrote: yes ... why can't I be SHY??? i'm shy ... :-5 i'm shy!

oh whats the use ... no one ever believes ol' Jj ...
Thats because of your playboy ways and the fact everyone on here finks yer a randy git:wah::wah::wah::p

Ere Carol, leave JJ alone !!!!! He's doin me a power of good :-6 :wah:

J.J. mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :-4

Carolly;789544 wrote: Thats because of your playboy ways and the fact everyone on here finks yer a randy git:wah::wah::wah::p


ooooh! randy git indeed!

i'll have ya know miss carol that i am not ... i am not .... i am not ... (wot is it i wanna say?)

oh yes ....

i am not a git ... okay!

Jj :-4 :-4

You're shy JJ ? That makes two of us chuck I've always been shy, so we should get along just fine

G#Gill;789558 wrote: Ere Carol, leave JJ alone !!!!! He's doin me a power of good :-6 :wah:

J.J. mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :-4


and a beeeeg mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! to you too miss gill!!! :-4

Jj

G#Gill;789558 wrote: Ere Carol, leave JJ alone !!!!! He's doin me a power of good

J.J. mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Oh gawd lollitas off:rolleyes:

G#Gill;789565 wrote: You're shy JJ ? That makes two of us chuck I've always been shy, so we should get along just fine


excellent miss gill ... i like a shy chick!!!

Jj :-4

G#Gill;789565 wrote: You're shy JJ ? That makes two of us chuck I've always been shy, so we should get along just fine

jones jones;789569 wrote: excellent miss gill ... i like a shy chick!!!

Jj :-4
Thought yer new fella Gill would like to see that hot picture of you that your so proud of...........

Carolly;789576 wrote: Thought yer new fella Gill would like to see that hot picture of you that your so proud of...........




jeez! what a hottie!!! :-4:-4

Carolly;789576 wrote: Thought yer new fella Gill would like to see that hot picture of you that your so proud of...........




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Well at least I got rhythm :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Gill and JJ share their first night of passion

Carolly;789593 wrote: Gill and JJ share their first night of passion


jeez miss gill ...

why are some people so jealous of you?

Jj

jones jones;789606 wrote: jeez miss gill ...

why are some people so jealous of you?

JjCause shes gorg.......hot......sexy.......desirable.........................Gill what else is it you told me to say???;)

I got this today and had to share it with you................

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa , and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why."

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation.

He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life -- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?" The six-year-old continued, "Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."

Live simply.

Love generously.

Care deeply.

Speak kindly.

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Be always grateful for each new day.

ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY

Carolly;789610 wrote: Cause shes gorg.......hot......sexy.......desirable.........................Gill what else is it you told me to say???;)


tell me anything you like about gill ... only don't ... please don't ... tell me SHE'S actually a guy!!!! i can take anything except that!!

she looks far too sexy and desirable to be anything but a WOMAN to me anyway!

Jj

Carolly;789611 wrote: I got this today and had to share it with you................

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa , and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why."

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation.

He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life -- like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?" The six-year-old continued, "Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."

Live simply.

Love generously.

Care deeply.

Speak kindly.

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Be always grateful for each new day.

ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY




That is brilliant Carol --- where ever do you find these things ?

Yes the world would be a far better place if people adopted the attitude that a dog has ! :-4

jones jones;789612 wrote: tell me anything you like about gill ... only don't ... please don't ... tell me SHE'S actually a guy!!!! i can take anything except that!!

she looks far too sexy and desirable to be anything but a WOMAN to me anyway!

JjWell the woman part you have right................you may need these for the rest of that message though:wah::wah:

I have decided to stop my growth chart - much too depressing

ThePheasant;789630 wrote: I have decided to stop my growth chart - much too depressing :wah::wah::wah:good to see you babexxxx;)

G#Gill;789627 wrote: That is brilliant Carol --- where ever do you find these things ?

Yes the world would be a far better place if people adopted the attitude that a dog has ! :-4I got mates Gill:wah:;):wah:

HIYA PHEASY !!!! LOVELY TO SEE YOU MRS !!!!!!

ThePheasant;789630 wrote: I have decided to stop my growth chart - much too depressing


now why would such an obviously beautiful woman post a cartoon like that! :-4

jeez miss pheasy! ...

Jj

omg I am al excited , its 5.15am here and we have got jj in the room mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hi Pheasy great to see ya:-4

kayleneaussie;789703 wrote: omg I am al excited , its 5.15am here and we have got jj in the room mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hi Pheasy great to see ya:-4


hey kaylene my only and only (aussie) babe ... now wot r u doin' awake at 5.15 on a monday mornin' sweetheart? jeez wish i was there with you now!!!

Jj:-4

oh and here's a good mornin' mwaaaaaaaah!!!

jones jones;789714 wrote: oh and here's a good mornin' mwaaaaaaaah!!!


My first mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh of the day, what a way to start the week:-4

jones jones;789711 wrote: hey kaylene my only and only (aussie) babe ... now wot r u doin' awake at 5.15 on a monday mornin' sweetheart? jeez wish i was there with you now!!!

Jj:-4


What am I doen awake at 5.15am.....I knew you were here :-4

kayleneaussie;789703 wrote: omg I am al excited , its 5.15am here and we have got jj in the room mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hi Pheasy great to see ya:-4
Oh gawd the tarts off:rolleyes:calm down woman......remember yer age:rolleyes:

kayleneaussie;789725 wrote: What am I doen awake at 5.15am.....I knew you were here :-4

Hi again:D i can see you are all having fun:wah: nice to see you back here Pheasey:-4

JJ dont mwaaaahh me please ,, i hate all that slushy stuff:sneaky::rolleyes::wah: