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cars;1201471 wrote: Got my fix!!! :wah:






Yep! me to Car's. :yh_rotfl

Right back at'cha! :wah::D:yh_rotfl

Thanks for taking care of tlw for me guys................. but I can handle it from here on.............................

Kindle;1201563 wrote: Thanks for taking care of tlw for me guys................. but I can handle it from here on.............................




Not so sure about that there Kindle! I tell ya it's all mine .................TLW. :yh_rotfl

Action, man, speak louder than w o r d s ..................................



TLW:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

A man of few words here, but lots of TLW action!

..............and Kindle sweeps in and snatches up tlw

TLW says early greetings all! :-6

cars;1201778 wrote: TLW says early greetings all! :-6




Good Morning and greetings everyone! TLW.

Howdy...............................

tlw

tlw! :d

Goodnight, TLW:yh_sleep

Good Morning, TLW! :-6

Morning! Where's the coffee?.... TLW.

At Duncan D! :p:D:wah:

Afternoon y'all......................... :-6

TLW y'all!

Good night all!

Up and at 'em..............................

The sun will rise --- soon.

Hubby woke me before 4 this morning. Guess he thought since he was up, he should have company........................................ :-5

Ah well, I sees a nap in my future ............

It will be a woman who gets the last word in...they usually do.

Tlw 2 u 2!

Not always!:D (At least in here, tlw)

Oh, pardonnez moi, cars, but it's time for your French lesson, TLW

OOOOH j'ai entendu les mots "French lessons" et je suis arrivee!!!!!!



Actually Zapata - you did what I thought was impossible. I'd actually had my last FG word somewhere else a while ago - and it's a misty moisty winter Sydney Sunday morning here, and I was minding my own business catcalling the sweaty runners puffing their way under my window in some fun run / marathon / invitation to cardiac collapse ... when ... I'm digressing aren't I??

Anyway - emails I receive in FG apparently still come through to my ordinary workaday email program - and, in short, you busted through my defences ... and I ROTLd suddenly in memory of all the craziness we all once got up to... yeah.. came in here, heck I had to do a search to find the forum at all having deleted all traces... and read a few random pages...

Reckon Cars deserves some kind of award for keeping the home fires burning... Somesing French might be appropriate .... a French letter pehaps?

Voilà - ç !! The c avec a cedilla is a tres frenchie letter, n'est-ce pas?



As for ze last word - I suppose one should jamais say jamais..

TLW

:sneaky:

AussiePam;1202811 wrote: OOOOH j'ai entendu les mots "French lessons" et je suis arrivee!!!!!!"

And I say, er . . .Je dis HOORAY!



"As for ze last word - I suppose one should jamais say jamais.. "

TLW

:sneaky:


I think Pam is trying to put you to bed, TLW, she's talking about jammies. You don't wanna go----In Oz . . .il fait mauvais temps! C'mon, I'll get some herbal for you, while you traduisez French verbs. Come along, TLW!

HUH?



Just need TLW fix, no jammies, French letters, or the like! :wah::p

Morning :-6 to all!

Humph! My how time flies, when I'm shopping til I drop. C'mon, I'll show you my outfits, TLW.

Zapata;1203831 wrote: Humph! My how time flies, when I'm shopping til I drop. C'mon, I'll show you my outfits, TLW.
Sounds expensive, hope TLW paid!!!

cars;1203868 wrote: Sounds expensive, hope TLW paid!!!


Nope, the little twerp sat sipping on Singapore Slings while I tried on things, didn't you, TLW?

I've heard of Singapore Slings, but never had one, guess I should try it!

Here ya go, cars. One super Singapore Sling. Don't worry if it puts you to sleep--I'll tuck in 'you-know-who' (tlw)

Singapore slings while you try on things... nice!!

TLW was always like that... I let tlw out of my sight for one moment and he's off imbibing, and perving on the talent. Bloody peeping tom tlw!!!!! THAT's IT !!! I've had ENOUGH. I'm worked and slaved my whole online life for you, you ingrate, vrai petit merdeux!!! Assez!!!! GRRRR...... EET EES too much!!! Moi, I am going to sort you and then scarper. You weel be very disparu, and je m'en fous. Zees ees a crime de passion!!



Pam plunges a couteau into ze black heart of ze dastardly seducer and flounces out slamming the door.

RIP tlw

+

Morning.........TLW.

Carramba! I mean, Mon Dieu!! Madame du Pam-pador has murdered tlw . . .wait . . .it looks like he's moving . . .what does this mean ?. . .are you now St. TLW? Oh, you were just fooling until they could take the Lady Pam to the Bastille. . . .Very good. But you must hurry away from Les Autos--he'll drink all the liquor and Le Cheval--he might stampede on you . . .come, go with me, TLW

Wow, what have you been smokin?! :wah::p:D

okay so i leave for a couple weeks and random people appear! how rude. tlw is mine get it right

This random person is gonna punch yer pretty face in Omni Skittles if you so much as look at my very own, darling, smoochery little tlw.:sneaky:

AussiePam;1205220 wrote: This random person is gonna punch yer pretty face in Omni Skittles if you so much as look at my very own, darling, smoochery little tlw.:sneaky:
While you & OS are going at it, I'll just drop in & take TLW!

. .. ."Punch 'er lights out!" "Git 'im!" "Sucker punch her" . . .What's going on here? What are they teaching dear little tlw? Come, mon petit chou, we shall listen to Bolero whilst the "others" scrap it out. What's that? Yes, you may listen to Verdi, too, TLW

Ahhhhh bolero!!

Pam grabs up a rose, crunches the thorns between her smiling jaws, gathers up her multilayered, polkadotted skirts, slows undulates her hips, then, leading with her chests - as she has been instructed to do while looking proud and tossing her head like she's been eating lemons - she finishes this long sentence in a thunderous zapateado..

¡ Olé ! tlw

:sneaky:

I don't want no roses, or punches, I just want TLW! :p:wah:

Here's a warning for you Mr Cars

Please stick to the booze and cigars

If you steal t l dubya

I'll just hafta club ya

And you're gonna end up seeing stars

Next youse guys'll be mud rasslin'. Don't look TLW!

It's a while since anyone's mudwrassled in here, Zapata. Good little earner if the thread needs cash for a makeover. Cars runs a book, we charge a small entrance fee to non-regulars, we grant advertisers some space.. then you and I get down and dirty .................... :sneaky: .......and never mind tlw.

AussiePam;1205760 wrote: It's a while since anyone's mudwrassled in here, Zapata. Good little earner if the thread needs cash for a makeover. Cars runs a book, we charge a small entrance fee to non-regulars, we grant advertisers some space.. then you and I get down and dirty .................... :sneaky: .......and never mind tlw.
I'm in, Im giving 5 to 1 odds on . . . . . . . . .

Well, I'll be hornswoggled! Tarnation! I just saw this. Somebody's been foolin' around with my 'puter. I pert near (a Wyoming & Kansas term) missed out on this here upcoming event: A genuine mudrasslin' fiesta! I think I shall call myself Zizzy Z. C'mon & help me look for my black leather boots & whip, TLW. Hey! Get away from that mouse! I swan, TLW.

Oh Oh, looks like we're gonna have a rasslin match commin up!! Can't wait, I'm bettin on . . . . . . .

Don't you wanna be the bookie? Then I guess you'll have to, TLW.

Nar, I think I'll go out of here and just chill. It's a wet, cool Saturday afternoon, and I'm gonna veg out with a book plugged in to bluesy smokey jazz, and with black coffee .. watching the raindrops splosh on my window... tlw