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kazalala;786280 wrote: think i pulled a muscle in me leg

Wellllllllll serves you right for trying to get yer leg over at your age woman:wah::wah::rolleyes:;):p

trust you to lower the tone:rolleyes: its from walking the dog, yes i pulled a muscle walking:wah: oh bum i have to take her out again soon as well:rolleyes: wonder if i just put on some roller skates and she might just pull me round:wah:

kazalala;786291 wrote: trust you to lower the tone its from walking the dog, yes i pulled a muscle walking:wah: oh bum i have to take her out again soon as well:rolleyes: wonder if i just put on some roller skates and she might just pull me round


Get a bike and a long lead mate an yer away:wah::rolleyes:;)

Good morning, its 4am here:( Kaz hope your leg gets better soon, that can be painful:-4

oky cherubs I am off back to bed, catcha all soon:-4

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's

final exam.

"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being

here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,

illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no

Other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and

utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the

student, shook her head and sweetly said,

"Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand".:wah::wah:;)

Gill stop hiding an come out to play please........

Evening everyone, I hope you have all had a good day! :-6

HIya Girls

Had fun reading some of those posts, you find the best pics:-6

Just waiting on my tea, spag bol tonight.

No day off tomorrow, too much work

A computer was something on TV

From a science fiction show of note

A window was something you hated to clean

And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend

And gig was a job for the nights

Now they all mean different things

And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3-in. floppy

You hoped nobody ever found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

But I've heard it plenty times said !

chrisb84uk;787026 wrote: Evening everyone, I hope you have all had a good day! :-6


Good morning here Chris and my day is just starting, Friday yeaaaaaaaaaaaa:D

Well time to feed the babies so will be back later on:-4

You know I still can't fully comprehend the whole different time zone aspect, I mean to think that I am speaking to someone who is already into Friday morning just feels wierd. Well ok at least to me, but I suppose that's not hard to do!!

chrisb84uk;787074 wrote: You know I still can't fully comprehend the whole different time zone aspect, I mean to think that I am speaking to someone who is already into Friday morning just feels wierd. Well ok at least to me, but I suppose that's not hard to do!!


Dont worry Chris I feel the same way talking to someone who is in Thursday which was my yesterday and your day coming to an end and mine just starting, now I am getting confused :yh_rotfl

Haha yeah I can see your point, that's even more confusing than our situation. It's like being in some time travelling film like Back to the Future or something!! :sneaky:



I don't know, my head hurts now! :wah:

HIYA YOU'S ALL !!



Chezzie, what a clever little poem Mrs :wah::wah:

Hi Kay, Chris, Carol....................................... I see you are behaving, which ain't very encouraging, except that Carol of course ----- well we all know that Her Majesty NEVER behaves. Well not often any way

Evening Gill. I always behave, I'm a 100% angel you know! :rolleyes:

G#Gill;787116 wrote: HIYA YOU'S ALL !!



Chezzie, what a clever little poem Mrs :wah::wah:

Hi Kay, Chris, Carol....................................... I see you are behaving, which ain't very encouraging, except that Carol of course ----- well we all know that Her Majesty NEVER behaves. Well not often any way




YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BEHAVE GILL:yh_angel

Well I am off now to bath these babies and put Latesha new outfit on.

As soon as I can download my pics off the camera onto the computer I will post some pics of my little cherubs before they leave me:(

Have a good day then Kaylene, and I hope you are able to get those pics of yours sorted!!

im lurking...................................:p:D

on the phone with my barrie's mate at the moment.

Evening Helen!

Good Morning

Hope you are all fit & well today?

I am just heading to school.

I do Breakfast Club today,the kids will be hungry as usual.

Good to see them get breaky at school helps them concentrate better & it is a good place for them to practice their social skills.

I will chat to you after school.

Have a great day/evening:-4:-6

Morning MrsK haven't seen you in a while!



I hope you have a great day and that school goes well for you!

Good morning MrsK1 might catch you after school:)

hi chris,

finished my phone call now !! its a bit hard typing one thing on here and talking about something different on the phone:wah: think thats called multi tasking

Multi-tasking don't think I've ever heard of that hehe!



Typing is a task in itself, let alone trying to do anything else, especially when you have big chubby fingers like me and tiny little button keys! :wah:

Ok I am off now to do some housework:( Wonder whats happened to Gill and Carol:(

kayleneaussie;787239 wrote: Ok I am off now to do some housework:( Wonder whats happened to Gill and Carol:(


I can guess Kay....:-5:-5

im off now hun cya xxxxx:-6:-4

Bye you two!! :-6

Well I was going until I had a heated debate with Spot now I just want a scotch but its too early:-5 Might go and do some shopping instead

Well whatever you decide to do have a good day, and don't go getting too stressed, if Spot is really bothering you then just take a breather and leave FG for a little bit, and come back later when you feel more relaxed.

Hey Susie, you know I'm fine!!

chrisb84uk;787280 wrote: Well whatever you decide to do have a good day, and don't go getting too stressed, if Spot is really bothering you then just take a breather and leave FG for a little bit, and come back later when you feel more relaxed.


Thanks Chris but I would never let Spot bother me that much. Think I will pop into the arcade that a godd destresser:D

Haha ok you do that, oh and I'm sure Abbey is most likely STILL in there, so will you tell her I said hi thanks!!

Hey Chris shouldnt you be in bed:yh_sleep

chrisb84uk;787147 wrote: Morning MrsK haven't seen you in a while!



I hope you have a great day and that school goes well for you!


Hi Chris nice to see you in here as well.

School was great but I am pleased it is Friday.

Well babies are in bed sound asleep:)

Might go have a play in the arcade:D

Hi MrsK1

Had enough of the arcade so I am going to watch some tv and go to bed as I am sure Shayden will be waking me up sometime tonight. Take care everyone:-4

kayleneaussie;787450 wrote: Had enough of the arcade so I am going to watch some tv and go to bed as I am sure Shayden will be waking me up sometime tonight. Take care everyone:-4


Goodnight sleep tight:-6

Hi everybody!

Night night Kay, take care xxx

Heather, thanks for the PM, I will think on about what you say xxx

Have a good day everybody, now I'm off to construct another thread - could be like an after-shock to the very recent earthquake in England ! :-1

G#Gill;787460 wrote: Hi everybody!

Night night Kay, take care xxx

Heather, thanks for the PM, I will think on about what you say xxx

Have a good day everybody, now I'm off to construct another thread - could be like an after-shock to the very recent earthquake in England ! :-1




But do I really care? I hasten to add it is nothing against you guys - you are all lovely people, and I feel so privileged to have met you all, and grateful. :-4

Ere I've just noticed the page number - does anybody know the '10' code for the police? Is it a sign? 10-10 means 'finishing transmission' !

G#Gill;787460 wrote: Hi everybody!

Night night Kay, take care xxx

Heather, thanks for the PM, I will think on about what you say xxx

Have a good day everybody, now I'm off to construct another thread - could be like an after-shock to the very recent earthquake in England ! :-1


No problems Gill. Maybe we will feel the after shocks down here as well;):-4:-6

HI all:-6 hope you all have a good day:-4 my leg is slightly better thanks helen, im just avoiding walking up hills:wah:

Old and good friends share a piece

Of passion, pain, and pleasure

That no one else, no family can

Begin to know or treasure.

It's as if a secret room

Held their private store,

And every time they met, they could

Go through some special door.

It doesn't matter if they see

Each other every day,

Or years and years go by before

They come and go away:

The moment that they meet it all

Is there--the memories of

Fierce loyalty and times of need

And gratitude and love.

Just popping in to wish you all a good day and to let you all know, I think you are some of the lovliest flowers in the garden. :-4

I love this song, but could only find it with Licerpool football clips:rolleyes: well it is their anthem:wah:

Another one for my friends:D

Peg;787486 wrote: Just popping in to wish you all a good day and to let you all know, I think you are some of the lovliest flowers in the garden. :-4


Thank you Peg:-4