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AussiePam wrote: Rubbish!!


Another new avitar Pam??? Wow, you ladies are sure keeping us guessing!! :rolleyes:

AussiePam wrote: Rubbish!!


So AussiePam's answer was "rubbish!"

I found that to be a bit "snubbish"

I wonder if she could

Be a little more good

so I could reply with some "love-ish!":D

Maybe I need to put ShapeShifter under my av, cars! OOOps Jives - I should have said 'trash' - shouldn't I, in good American !!! GRIN... Instead of 'rubbish', with my poshest Strine accent. Of course the thought of something both Jiveish and love-ish makes me all weak at the knees, even though I know it's on the rebound from some other gorgeous gal who had the misfortune to become hirsute in unusual ways. Gotta run, but you've got me poetic juices flowing... and I shalllllllll returrrrrrnnnnn tlw

JAB wrote: WAH!!! I'm no good at writing limericks!! :-5


Some frustration was mounting with JAB

It was the idea she couldn't quite nab.

But Jives said, "buck up!"

"I'll wish you good luck!"

So she sat down and gave it a stab!:D

Jives wrote: Some frustration was mounting with JAB

It was the idea she couldn't quite nab.

But Jives said, "buck up!"

"I'll wish you good luck!"

So she sat down and gave it a stab!:D
And now JAB has the gift of the gab

hmmmmm...what rhymes with 'buck' or 'luck'? :yh_bigsmi

something that goes quack quack, LC.. tlw

lady cop wrote: hmmmmm...what rhymes with 'buck' or 'luck'? :yh_bigsmi


Schmuck:D

Your attempts to wrest the last word really suck!!!

Will have to try harder! :wah:

cars wrote: Will have to try harder! :wah:


Cars vowed that he'd have to try harder,

So he got a big coke from the larder,

He started to type,

but then he yelled, "Yipe!"

I sure hope I don't end up a martyr!

Our poetical flights here have soared

We're bloody amazing!! Good Lord!!

In this weird madhouse Garden

(Okay - I beg your pardon)

This thread's now the limerick ward

hee, hee. hoo hoo.

mine, mine, mine.

G'day JAB.. Spare a buck?

AussiePam wrote: Our poetical flights here have soared

We're bloody amazing!! Good Lord!!

In this weird madhouse Garden

(Okay - I beg your pardon)

This thread's now the limerick ward




lol.

AussiePam, you're a lady with will,

Your limericks give me a thrill

I don't mean to pout,

but I'll have to bow out,

and defer to your creative skill!:D

Now, now Jives. I've read some of your stories!!! To tell the truth, I was completely bowled over when people started answering my little limericks with awesome witty limerick responses! We all got sparky. And that's pretty special. But we don't want it all to get stale, so maybe we should return to our usual little tlw soundgrabs.... bursting into poetic rainbows only when the Muse really bites our bums. Take care!!!

PS Personally I don't give a ^%$# who has the last word. This just seems to be a merry and lively little thread where some great people come.... tlw

AussiePam wrote: Now, now Jives. I've read some of your stories!!! To tell the truth, I was completely bowled over when people started answering my little limericks with awesome witty limerick responses! We all got sparky. And that's pretty special. But we don't want it all to get stale, so maybe we should return to our usual little tlw soundgrabs.... bursting into poetic rainbows only when the Muse really bites our bums. Take care!!!

PS Personally I don't give a ^%$# who has the last word. This just seems to be a merry and lively little thread where some great people come.... tlw


ROFL. Hahahaa..I agree it was an inspired little exchange. Thanks to the fact that it didn't have any profanity I may be able to use it to teach the students, since it is one of the things we are studying.

Back to basics it is then, but with a newfound respect for each other's rapier wit, eh?;)

En guard!

Jives wrote: ROFL. Hahahaa..I agree it was an inspired little exchange. Thanks to the fact that it didn't have any profanity I may be able to use it to teach the students, since it is one of the things we are studying.

Back to basics it is then, but with a newfound respect for each other's rapier wit, eh?;)

En guard!


Jives - Again ooops. Did I forget to get limerically profane!!!??? I'll lose my aussie union card at this rate. Grin. I believe that our tourism ad has now fallen foul of America's 2million strong family values group. The word 'bloody' in the ad is now considered not to be profane but rather to conjure up red stuff streaming from wounded humans (or possibly hunted animals) implying VIOLENCE. Ya gotta the endless possibilities of creative interpretation.

Which brings me to Clipper... my murky blonde brain immediately offered words like chipper, champagne from my slipper and a few sailing gags- but I'm only saying this to distract you blokes while I sharpen up my fencing sword and strap on me face mask...

Of course you do Koochikoo. How're you doing? Here's your coffee and a good slurp of best vintage tlw with it!! Enjoy!

I'm fine Koochikoo - my daughter is with me for two more days, then returns to London where she works in MTV. This is her first trip back to Australia!! She says she had almost forgotten how clear and blue the sky can be, not to mention what the sulphur crested cockatoos sound like first thing in the morning. I'm gonna hit the hay shortly - so leave tlw in your very capable hands!!! G'night.

Well hi all, just checking in! :-6

Hello Cars



:sneaky:

Your time's up Theia, my turn.

Sheryl wrote: Your time's up Theia, my turn.


Of course it is...sorry, Sheryl :-5

Haha your so sneaky, don't you have a score to beat in the Arcade. :wah:

Sheryl wrote: Haha your so sneaky, don't you have a score to beat in the Arcade. :wah:


Nope :-6

JAB wrote: You've got all the top scores already?! 'Tis not fair, I say!!


If only, JAB...you've got to see Abbey and Pina for the top scores. I was only third...:-1

So it rained all day yesterday, but the lawns & flowers needed it! As Martha says: That's a good thing!

Pinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



please empty your mailbox, thankyou x

Walking in and scarfing up TLW again!

I need TLW to keep me company.

Wasn't Pina wandering around somewhere in Spain?? She can lead us in some fiery castanet-ridden zapateado !!! Olé .. tlw

Um hi BettyB, Basco, Theia, cars, Abbey, JAB, tmbsgrl... tllw

TLW is mine, shouldn't you be out and about doing something with your day Pam??

Betty my dear....you can wink and throw all the kisses you want but......I'm still gonna take TLW! :wah:

:p :p :p TLW

Betty Boop wrote: :p :p :p TLW
funny, funny girl...........TLW!

Just let me have it for a little while! I'll have to go to bed soon, you've got hours to go!!

Betty Boop wrote: Just let me have it for a little while! I'll have to go to bed soon, you've got hours to go!!
Ok....I'll be nice :sneaky: .......TLW! :p

You are so mean Lil Basco!! :p





TLW

*I think BettyBoop went to sleep*

Sneaking quietly in to take TLW! Shhhhhhhh