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Nomad;1171986 wrote: Oddy goes off on tangents 112 times a day. It could have been jellybeans and she would have diatribed for 3 days about antique thimbles.


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qsducks;1171984 wrote: but do you like lobster & cheesesteaks?:wah:


Ummmm ...... Absolutely NOT!

pinkchick;1172009 wrote: Ummmm ...... Absolutely NOT!


Are you a vegan?:wah:

DOUGH Nut

Logging off you Dough NUTS!:wah:

qsducks;1171810 wrote: How about this?




I don't like having to dismember my own food before eating it.....

It's already cooked:wah:

sunny104;1172279 wrote: I don't like having to dismember my own food before eating it.....




Really ?

Then what do you do when you find yourself lost in a Bolivian jungle after having built a crude but effective wild boar trap ?

Obvioulsy you need to remove the boar from the spikes that have deeply pierced his flesh. Hes got to be dismembered.

Whats your method of separating veins, bones, sinew and vital organs from the beast to retrieve the edible flesh ? ?

qsducks;1172283 wrote: It's already cooked:wah:


oh I know...:wah: I just prefer to have everything ready to eat. We went to a seafood buffet once in Florida and every creature is cooked whole so it takes forever to get to actually eat much of it....

oh, and um....Doughnuts! <------------ that's so Nomad won't yell at me....:-3 :p

Nomad;1172286 wrote: Really ?

Then what do you do when you find yourself lost in a Bolivian jungle after having built a crude but effective wild boar trap ?

Obvioulsy you need to remove the boar from the spikes that have deeply pierced his flesh. Hes got to be dismembered.

Whats your method of separating veins, bones, sinew and vital organs from the beast to retrieve the edible flesh ? ?


I'd be a naked hippy with flowers in my hair and I'd eat berries all day.

Wild boar? Umm, would have to build a pit and then throw the boar onto a wooden stake & turn it all day. Yeah, roast boar....yum:-4

sunny104;1172288 wrote: I'd be a naked hippy with flowers in my hair and I'd eat berries all day.




Constructing crude boar traps is an essential tool to survival in Bolivia Sunshine. Berry pickers rarely come out alive.

Im concerned for you now.

What time are you peeps showing up for my roast boar dinner? Donuts will be served afterwards.

sunny104;1172279 wrote: I don't like having to dismember my own food before eating it.....


It is a hassle to crack open everything, throw away this eat that, but the taste is to die fore.

Odie;1172440 wrote: It is a hassle to crack open everything, throw away this eat that, but the taste is to die fore.


These are to die for but a pain to eat.

qsducks;1172515 wrote: These are to die for but a pain to eat.




what's even worse is king crab legs!:-5:-5:-5

Odie;1172686 wrote: what's even worse is king crab legs!:-5:-5:-5


You need a good pair of heavy rubber gloves to eat them:-5

qsducks;1172687 wrote: You need a good pair of heavy rubber gloves to eat them:-5


Mike has no problem......but my fingers rip apart ffs!

hmmmmmmmmmm never thought of gloves........fanks babe.:-4

Odie;1172689 wrote: Mike has no problem......but my fingers rip apart ffs!

hmmmmmmmmmm never thought of gloves........fanks babe.:-4


Yeah, I use rubber gloves or a heavy cloth. Our hands are tender babes.

see, that's way too much effort for me. I don't want to have to wear a hazmat suit, bib and gloves, have a box of power tools and have to cover the immediate area with a tarp just to have dinner.



although Nomad probably eats that way all the time.....:-3 :p

sunny104;1172288 wrote: I'd be a naked hippy with flowers in my hair and I'd eat berries all day.
Then you wouldn't have any trouble attracting hunters to gather your food for you.;)

YZGI;1173042 wrote: Then you wouldn't have any trouble attracting hunters to gather your food for you.;)


:wah:

yeah!

you see that Nomad!

sunny104;1174513 wrote: :wah:

yeah!

you see that Nomad!


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sunny104;1174513 wrote: :wah:



yeah!



you see that Nomad!




Oh Sunshine....

Yes you will attract hunters.

Cannibals.