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koan wrote: I still had fluff in my mouth.

I ran into Wal Mart and went straight to aisle 5 where they had a sale on__________


Plywood, duct tape and staple guns.

When I got to the check out__________________________________

wenutu wrote: I had to wait to join a queue

If only peanuts___________


So you were in a queue queue? :wah:

If only peanuts came in licorice flavour.

I wish someone would invent _______________________

koan wrote:



I wish someone would invent _______________________
GPS tracking for ink pens (I lost at least 5 this week)



Speaking of pens... they are mightier than the sword because____________

ScoupeSlave wrote: once can educate the masses,

but the ignorant can not _______________



-SS


be the teachers.

I once learned that _______________

koan wrote:



I once learned that _______________
putting a paperclip into a light socket was electifying, my advice to you would be simply _____________.

>>^..^ putting a paperclip into a light socket was electifying, my advice to you would be simply _____________.


clip it to the lightbulb first.

When using a fry pan ___________________

koan wrote:

When using a fry pan ___________________
for omelets... always use a non stick spray so your eggs glide off onto the plate... keep in mind that too much spray may_______________

>>^..^ for omelets... always use a non stick spray so your eggs glide off onto the plate... keep in mind that too much spray may_______________


cause you to glide out of the kitchen.

From a fly's point of view _________________

koan wrote: From a fly's point of view _________________ A donut is as good as a dog turd.



Speaking of dog turds, just the other day I __________________

pixiechic2000 wrote: I went to the diner for a hot cup of coffee and met _____________
Juan Valdez who was there delivering Columbian coffee beans... Juan's donkey was very mischeivious and before I knew it had _______________

>>^..^ Juan Valdez who was there delivering Columbian coffee beans... Juan's donkey was very mischeivious and before I knew it had _______________


jumped in my car and drove away. While walking home I saw __________

koan wrote: jumped in my car and drove away. While walking home I saw __________
Juan Valdez wandering around looking for his donkey. I went to him and said____________.

BabyRider wrote: Juan Valdez wandering around looking for his donkey. I went to him and said____________.
¡qué el infierno usted piensa usted está haciendo consigue mi coche inmediatamente!



To which he replied________________________

>>^..^ ¡qué el infierno usted piensa usted está haciendo consigue mi coche inmediatamente!



To which he replied________________________
"Why are you talking about my penis???" I fell over laughing and__________.

BabyRider wrote: I fell over laughing and__________.
realized that my spanish was not as good as I thought it was. After Juan extracted his donkey from my mini cooper I ____________________

pixiechic2000 wrote: told him "have a nice day". I then proceeded onto the gym to work out and bumped into that hot babe ______________________________
Orlando Bloom. After drooling over him for several minutes, I turned to the stair climber and ______________________.

BabyRider wrote: Orlando Bloom. After drooling over him for several minutes, I turned to the stair climber and ______________________. just knew that I would have to use this thing for 3 years straight before Orlando would be interested in me.... oh well, I thought... there is always_________________

>>^..^ just knew that I would have to use this thing for 3 years straight before Orlando would be interested in me.... oh well, I thought... there is always_________________


...that cute young guy who manages the corner confectionary store. I could turn eating bonbons into a bad habit and ________________________________

minks wrote: ...that cute young guy who manages the corner confectionary store. I could turn eating bonbons into a bad habit and ________________________________
invite him to deliver some dark chocolate butter creams to my apartment Friday night... that way, once I get him inside I can __________________

>>^..^ invite him to deliver some dark chocolate butter creams to my apartment Friday night... that way, once I get him inside I can __________________
...get him drunk, make copies of his keys, and have 24/7 access to the chocolate. Once this is accomplished, I ________________________

BabyRider wrote: ...get him drunk, make copies of his keys, and have 24/7 access to the chocolate. Once this is accomplished, I ________________________
plan to smuggle extra boxes of sweets out and sell them on eBay. Speaking of eBay, the last time I bought something it didnt work out too good, you see I thought I was buying a bustier but really it was a _______________________

>>^..^ plan to smuggle extra boxes of sweets out and sell them on eBay. Speaking of eBay, the last time I bought something it didnt work out too good, you see I thought I was buying a bustier but really it was a _______________________


Buster Keaton Poster.

And just who in the hades he is I dont' know, so I went back to the ebay higher echelon to complain and they simply told me___________________________

minks wrote: so I went back to the ebay higher echelon to complain and they simply told me___________________________


I don't know

I don't care

blow it out your underwear



Now I felt this communication was VERY improper so I decided to________________

blue wrote: take my business elsewhere; maybe to __________________
India, since ALL the big companies are doing it. It's common knowledge that India has superb bustiers made completely out of ______________________.

A Karenina wrote: India, since ALL the big companies are doing it. It's common knowledge that India has superb bustiers made completely out of ______________________.
Scarab beetle shells....



India is also know for their fabulous curry dishes including my favourite "Curried ______"

>>^..^ Scarab beetle shells....



India is also know for their fabulous curry dishes including my favourite "Curried ______"
cat. tastes like :yh_chickn ..................if i could be invisable i would_______________

lady cop wrote: if i could be invisable i would_______________
spend a day at Paula's to see what she __________________________

>>^..^ spend a day at Paula's to see what she __________________________


really keeps behind her couch. Then I would move things around her house to make her think she was crazy starting with _______________

koan wrote: really keeps behind her couch. Then I would move things around her house to make her think she was crazy starting with _______________
her cows... I would put them in the basement and attic then when she hears them ____________________

does somehere here have "MILK FEVER" cows that have sex and give birth get high temperatures? cows don't live in apartments or condos, they need open space as they plop alot? i can't help it if you have cow legs either?

Ignore above post.......



>>^..^ her cows... I would put them in the basement and attic then when she hears them ____________________
Moo-ing ~ she would think she had ghosts........ speaking of mooing, the other day I was driving in the country when suddenly___________________________

>>^..^ Moo-ing ~ she would think she had ghosts........ speaking of mooing, the other day I was driving in the country when suddenly___________________________
...I saw Brad Pitt hitchiking. I pulled over, rolled down the window and_______________

BabyRider wrote: ...I saw Brad Pitt hitchiking. I pulled over, rolled down the window and_______________ batted my eyes ... "do you need a lift?" a asked in my most sultry voice ~ to which he replied ___________________

>>^..^ batted my eyes ... "do you need a lift?" a asked in my most sultry voice ~ to which he replied ___________________


"no pretty lady, as you can see by my bodies reaction, you have "lifted" me sufficiently. What I need is ____________________________________

pixiechic2000 wrote: you to play the role of my sexy wife in my next movie ___________________.
entitled How The Garden Became Obsessed With Brad Pitt. I thought the part of me could be played by James Earl Jones since he has an enormous __________.

A Karenina wrote: entitled How The Garden Became Obsessed With Brad Pitt. I thought the part of me could be played by James Earl Jones since he has an enormous __________.
....voice. A cameo appearance will be made by Al Pacino, who will play the role of____________________.

A Karenina wrote: entitled How The Garden Became Obsessed With Brad Pitt. I thought the part of me could be played by James Earl Jones since he has an enormous __________.
waistline :-3



The roll of Lady Cop definately must be played by one of those cagney and lacey girls and Cassie, well... she will be portrayed by the one and only _____________

Farrah Fawcett ....

BabyRider wrote: ....voice. A cameo appearance will be made by Al Pacino, who will play the role of____________________.


Capt. Buzzard. Industrial Light and Magic will computer animate _____________

koan wrote: Capt. Buzzard. Industrial Light and Magic will computer animate _____________
A Karenina's posts, because that is the only way anyone can wade through all of her nonsense! The theme song will be Nights in White Satin, and we'll have an audience particpation vote on whether it is good poetry or just junk. Breathe deep, the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade from _____________.

A Karenina wrote: A Karenina's posts, because that is the only way anyone can wade through all of her nonsense! The theme song will be Nights in White Satin, and we'll have an audience particpation vote on whether it is good poetry or just junk. Breathe deep, the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade from _____________.
the trailer park. It would very romantic except for the __________.



(I thought it was stuck, so....)