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el guapo;1055297 wrote: then the count will be due date plus 1 or ddp


Isn't he due on the 21st?

awwwwwwwwwww!

along-for-the-ride;1051751 wrote: I say we throw el quapo a little "daddy shower". So he has what he needs when the baby arrives.

I have brought these gifts for you.


What is a daddy's booby belt? It's been awhile since my last birth:wah:

qsducks;1055300 wrote: Isn't he due on the 21st?


yea

el guapo;1055317 wrote: yea


My first one was 16 days late but arrived on the 23rd and weighed in at 7lbs, 10oz. I personally think she was right on time due to her weight, etc.:wah:

qsducks;1055324 wrote: My first one was 16 days late but arrived on the 23rd and weighed in at 7lbs, 10oz. I personally think she was right on time due to her weight, etc.:wah:


in uk they wont let you go more than 14 days over

qsducks;1055316 wrote: What is a daddy's booby belt? It's been awhile since my last birth:wah:


:) It's a "daddys doody belt" as in "daddys duty belt". Just a tool belt that he can put stuff inside to help him be a better daddy.

along-for-the-ride;1055829 wrote: It's a "daddys doody belt" as in "daddys duty belt". Just a tool belt that he can put stuff inside to help him be a better daddy.


what i need tools

el guapo;1056419 wrote: what i need tools


Diaper duty, remember?:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1056421 wrote: Diaper duty, remember?:yh_rotfl


never

el guapo;1056422 wrote: never


A word of caution...cover his little ****** after the diaper comes off or you will get a shot in the eye:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1056425 wrote: A word of caution...cover his little ****** after the diaper comes off or you will get a shot in the eye:yh_rotfl


is that why its called a pee shooter

el guapo;1056426 wrote: is that why its called a pee shooter


Yeah..been there done it twice:wah:

qsducks;1056428 wrote: Yeah..been there done it twice:wah:


ya didnt learn to cover it 1st time around

Idgie;1056780 wrote: Hey EG....is this going to be your first child born?


my 2nd mrs'1st

Idgie;1056786 wrote: Cool! :-6

Congrats to you both!

Is your first child a boy too?


no she is one of them horrid female baby things(16 now)

Idgie;1056791 wrote: :wah: ahhhhh....."sweet" sixteen! :p The FUN years! Woo hoo! :-6 I feel for you EG....been there, done that. :wah:


almost put me off having more

you do know she 's having the baby this Sunday?:yh_rotfl

morning all still no baby:(

qsducks;1056425 wrote: A word of caution...cover his little ****** after the diaper comes off or you will get a shot in the eye:yh_rotfl


I had a shock with my grandson - it was like a fireman letting go of his hose!!



(I have a nice civilised girl)



Odie;1057049 wrote: you do know she 's having the baby this Sunday?:yh_rotfl


No, it's going to be late (first babies often are) and it'll be on the 30th Nov.

Imladris;1057879 wrote: I had a shock with my grandson - it was like a fireman letting go of his hose!!



(I have a nice civilised girl)





No, it's going to be late (first babies often are) and it'll be on the 30th Nov.


All mine were late give or take a few days or weeks:wah:

qsducks;1057884 wrote: All mine were late give or take a few days or weeks:wah:


I've only had one - she came more than 5 weeks early - wanted to be here before Christmas not after!!:rolleyes:

Imladris;1057891 wrote: I've only had one - she came more than 5 weeks early - wanted to be here before Christmas not after!!:rolleyes:


Yeah, to get more Christmas presents!:)

qsducks;1057920 wrote: Yeah, to get more Christmas presents!:)


You're right! She didn't get much though, we had to fork out for loads of prem baby clothes!



In a parentcraft class of 6 I had one of the last due dates - first to have a baby and the only one before Christmas!

Imladris;1058027 wrote: You're right! She didn't get much though, we had to fork out for loads of prem baby clothes!



In a parentcraft class of 6 I had one of the last due dates - first to have a baby and the only one before Christmas!


And these days, they have loads of prem clothing for babes. My 2nd one was a teeny thing but soon fattened up:wah: just like yours did.

el guapo;1057404 wrote: morning all still no baby:(


Awwww..... he'll be here with you soon enough sweetheart.... the best things come to those who wait.... x

Milly;1058360 wrote: Awwww..... he'll be here with you soon enough sweetheart.... the best things come to those who wait.... x


15th still waiting

hi all

el guapo;1058486 wrote: 15th still waiting

hi all


when is her actual due date?

I went 3 weeks over mine......be patient dad, he's coming!:-6

Odie;1058495 wrote: when is her actual due date?

I went 3 weeks over mine......be patient dad, he's coming!:-6


21st

el guapo;1058955 wrote: 21st


That's less than a week now Jesse!....

Do you have everything all ready?.... the panic route for when Mrs elguapo goes into labour all in place?.... the bag ready strategically placed by the door? (OK maybe I watch too many movies, but humour me! LOL).....

Milly;1059411 wrote: That's less than a week now Jesse!....

Do you have everything all ready?.... the panic route for when Mrs elguapo goes into labour all in place?.... the bag ready strategically placed by the door? (OK maybe I watch too many movies, but humour me! LOL).....


sat here waiting and ya are right the case is by the door

Have you tried holding her upside down and shaking?

It works with piggy banks.

spot;1059580 wrote: Have you tried holding her upside down and shaking?



It works with piggy banks.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

spot;1059580 wrote: Have you tried holding her upside down and shaking?

It works with piggy banks.


yes did no good mate

Upside down?????:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

spot;1059580 wrote: Have you tried holding her upside down and shaking?

It works with piggy banks.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

el guapo;1058955 wrote: 21st


hang on dad, he's coming soon now!:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1059648 wrote: Upside down?????:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I tell you, if I ever get to do an emergency delivery it's the first thing I'll try. Come on love, sick it up, it'll all be over in a minute or two, you'll feel right as ninepence after.

spot;1059766 wrote: I tell you, if I ever get to do an emergency delivery it's the first thing I'll try. Come on love, sick it up, it'll all be over in a minute or two, you'll feel right as ninepence after.


think it might be workin

el guapo;1059939 wrote: think it might be workin


struck gold:D

el guapo;1040124 wrote: el g jr will be here very soon:):):)


My heartiest Congratulations to you and your partner. How exciting.. a baby guapo.

I am going to be an aunt again Christmas day. my dog had puppie's one year on christmas day so after that, my sister is on her own.

I also recently learnt that i am going to be a great-aunt again as well. Oh babies:-4:-4



However young guappy, if you don't stop calling the Great Gordon the anti-christ and Gordon Brown trousers.. i will have to come down to Surrey and give you a severe drubbing you little whipper snapper you. :wah:

spot;1059766 wrote: I tell you, if I ever get to do an emergency delivery it's the first thing I'll try. Come on love, sick it up, it'll all be over in a minute or two, you'll feel right as ninepence after.


Don't forget to tell her that she has to make a nice pot of tea for everyone afterwards.

Congratulations el guapo.

the end of this thread not soon he is here thanks all who posted here

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el guapo;1061384 wrote: the end of this thread not soon he is here thanks all who posted here

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)


He is here, or will be here soon?...

He has arrived 11-17-08 ..!!

[QUOTE]james william has entered the world

he was born at 3.12 pm this arfternon after 30 hrs labour

he was a tad small but perfect 5lb 12.5 oz



jes

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