Folks, I'm out for the duration.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:05 pm

fuzzy butt;1011942 wrote: LOL Way to go skittles!!!!

(Just a bit of advice, ( Megs dating tips ) don't come over all "bush pig" with men. Just happen to mention that you don't mind a bit of fishing, and how lovely it is to just sit on a pier or a river bank in all that quiet. and always tell them how you enjoy the buz you get when you've got a live one on the end of the hook and the thrill of bringing in a fiesty fish.:wah: You won't just bag yourself a fish with this kind of talk but a couple of men as well.:wah:

Oh one more thing ...............don't ever tell a man that you're sitting in the quiet continplating life.......................He knows you are and so is he. ....all men that go out fishing are doing just that in the quiet moments. that's why they go fishing. and if they don't come up with any answers to lifes' delemmas ? well at least they got some fish!!!! Men need "me time " just like women . so don't be all chatty when wishing, unless of course you need help and they are the ones to teach you and help you ............Men love imparting their knowledge ..........So do play the damsel in distress, just choose carefully your timing.

If you do have a bloke with his eye on you, and you on him, accidently hook your finger it'll bring him running :DHAHAHAHAHA i love you!!! that is sooo funny

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:14 pm

Hoss;1012063 wrote: I think Fuzzy Butt is right.

If I'm going to take a girl fishing the last thing I want is to be talked to death while I'm out there. Talking is for around the campfire in the evening and early in the morning over a cup of scalding camp coffee.

:)lol then don't take a girl fishing!!! geez

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:32 pm

Hoss;1012063 wrote: I think Fuzzy Butt is right.

If I'm going to take a girl fishing the last thing I want is to be talked to death while I'm out there. Talking is for around the campfire in the evening and early in the morning over a cup of scalding camp coffee.

I don't talk while I am fishing, gotta be quiet to catch that large mouth bass, think I will use minnows today, they say on The Forum Garden Hunt 2008, minnows are the best bait!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:49 pm

Hoss;1012086 wrote: We got a hunt here? Is there a hunting forum? Where?:-2

its called The Forum Garden Scavenger Hunt 2008, look for the thread..........come on in and join, do it fast, it starts Thursday!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:56 pm

Hoss;1012084 wrote: LOL will you talk to much if we go Omni? :wah:oh yes... i talk a WHOLE lot... i have a lot on my mind to keep shut... but i can be quiet if i HAve to... haha

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:59 pm

Hoss;1012095 wrote: Typical girl! LOL, I guess that's ok, it might be nice for a change. It's been quiet here, but when my brother and sister get here this evening it won't be quiet anymore.

Did I really pray they'd come home soon? :-3Typical girl! HA... well you're a typical BOY!!! haha....

Of course you would pray your siblings home... no matter what... and i know this first hand... no matter what... you love them!!! hahahaha you love your siblings... you love your siblings! :p

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:12 pm

Hoss;1012103 wrote: Me a typical boy? Not these days. Most boys don't hunt or fish, they skateboard and bike ride.

I like old fashioned girls. Ones who want kids and to be married forever, go to church, not work unless she absolutely has to. I want a partner for life that will share a home with me, one we build together. I want a girl who loves the Lord and isnt afraid to tell me if I stray from God. I also like a girl who has a fishing boat, you got a fishing boat? LOL:wah:

I'm just kidding about the boat! :)that's true... where you live... but i live in Texas where that is what every guys wants... well, the Christian ons anyway.... haha I been begging my dad to sell my sister for a boat... so far no luck... I try the whole PLEASE DADDY!!!! with my puppy eyes and he told me that it was cute of me to try... but he loves his girls equally and if he sold her he would would sale me to get a bike.... :wah:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:19 pm

Hoss;1012106 wrote: LOL, I've been threatened with being sold to the salt mines. :-3 I guess thats similar. :wah:salt mines? lol that sounds nothing like the same thing as mine... but good try with trying to relate... i guess... haha

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:35 pm

Hoss;1012112 wrote: LOL if he sold you for a boat then you'd be a slave to a boat shop, do you work on engines? If not you'd have to be one of those boat sales girls.

Get your bikini out!

(I'm just kidding)Thankfully!!! haha all i know how to do is fuel my car, and check my oil... that's about it... oh and change the oil... the tires, i just don't have the strength to tighten it... but i'm with my mom... why should i when i have guys in my life haha...

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:40 pm

fuzzy butt;1012117 wrote: awwhhh this is just too cute guys ................for the last page all I can picture is two puppies playing on a lawn .

Hey Hoss, how about an old fashioned girl who has a brain and would like to go out into the world and see a bit and then decide whether she only wants to stay at home..???????

(megs dating tips for Hoss)

never ever ever say this on a first date, or the second or ever in your life!!!! - even to the old fashioned girls. It's a marriage me dear not a prison cell.

a woman is like a fish in some ways. she needs a big lake to be healthy and happy . Not a fish bowl that she'll out grow and eventually die in.

And who said staying at home and raising children and caring for a husband and looking after a house and property is NOT WORK?Seriously you are too funny!!!! And that is sooooo true... never mentions that!!!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:46 pm

Hoss;1012122 wrote: Amen, your moms right! :wah:that is why i love Texas... guys are old fashioned here... the only time i have ever opened the door was going out of my room or the bathroom hahaha i had to throw that one in just cause...

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:57 pm

Hoss;1012125 wrote: LOL, let me clarify, work 'outside' the home unless we absolutely have to.

You see, I want to be honest up front with the girl I want to marry. I want her to know I do not want her to have to work outside the home. I just have different ideas of what happens when women do that.

What happens if I feel that way and then we get married and then we have arguments because she wants to work outside the home?

I plan on having a second business anyway, so my wife will be helping run the business, but it will be ours together. So in a way she will work, but it will be together.

I don't think a girl who wants to be a world traveler is for me. I'm a stay near home kind of guy.lol my mom gets a job when she's mad at my dad... It's kind of funny... but it's usually at the church working with the day care or the school... My dad and her will argue about it for days... but she does it to spite him... haha my dad believes that too which i think is cool... i got to homeschool and finished early... i had home cooked meals everyday!!! and she was always there when we needed her and she loves it... so she says...

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:58 pm

Hoss;1012127 wrote: Thank God for that, I've held doors open here for ladies that take offense because I did it. (not bathroom doors) :ohaha i don't get that about girls... dear lord it's just a door... haha

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:13 pm

Hoss;1012136 wrote: LOL and parents think we can’t figure out when they are mad at each other? Kind of funny eh?:wah:

My mom purposely doesn’t make their bed, and makes him wait up at night; he goes in and makes it without a word. He thinks it’s funny. :rolleyes:I think it's cute when couples fight... especially couples who try to hide it from other people... my old youth pastor and his wife(which i now work in his youth group four years later) when they fight it is so funny, she starts calling him noodle and over smiling with her teeth clenched... sooo cute.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:16 pm

Hoss;1012137 wrote: You have to be careful out here, I'm going to work for a City, if you do anything wrong they bring you up on charges! They have sexual harassment classes I have to take; if a girl just thinks you are sexiest you can loose your job.that's a weird reason to be fired... you think you would have a say in that since they are the one's thinking it... :wah::wah::wah:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:26 pm

Hoss;1012145 wrote: LOL.

I don't hear my parents really argue very often. They kind of joke about it in open. I bet they have had some discussions. But my dad doesn't get angry, my mom can but its rare. My dad gets real quiet, will say something once and once only, then if you don't respond he will walk over and give you a very stern look. (gulp)

I saw my dad in action as a military Sgt before, oh my God I felt sorry for those young soldiers You never want to make my dad yell. Mistake of your life!

I also saw my dad take on a gang of guys who were attacking two ladies and thier dog. Oh my God. To this day I have never seen anything like what he did. No fear at all, he was solid, no words either he stepped into them and started breaking arms, legs, and sweeping knees. When the cops showed up they were afraid of him too.:-3:-3 So your dad scares me now... haha the lovable uncle just kind of disappeared to like the iron man guy... which btw that movie rocked

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:33 pm

Hoss;1012155 wrote: Nah, He's super nice to everyone except bad guys. He don't like bad guys! If you're not a bad guy you're ok. :wah:So he is like iron man! haha what is your dad up to?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:35 pm

Hoss;1012158 wrote: I guess if you do something sexiest and they think its sexiest then you can get fired for it. So if you dont do anything sexiest then you're ok. So at the city I can't hold the door for ladies. It's all wierd to me. I'd hold the door open for anyone that seemed to need it opened. :-3you keep saying sexiest but i think you mean sexist hahahahaha i'm sorry i was hoping you would of caught on with my post...

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:37 pm

Hoss;1012161 wrote: He's stuck at a family function, he went to pick up the rest of my family at the airport then on the way home, they stopped at my aunts house. Big mistake!:wah:hahahahaha got to love aunts... i have one with this family... with my old one... i had two... but i was close in age with one... see i told you i could talk and talk and talk...

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:40 pm

Hoss;1012162 wrote: LOL

oops, sexest, yes thats what I meant, LOL. :wah::wah::wah:haha you think chicks would like guys being nice... who would of thunk right?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:42 pm

Hoss;1012166 wrote: LOl I'll still take you fishing, any time. I can make an exception. But if you wan't to gut a fish you will have to be quiet long enough to catch one! :wah:haha how did you know i wanted to learn to gut a fish! did i mention it?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:55 pm

Hoss;1012175 wrote: LOL you talk so much you don't know what you said! :wah: Yeah we need one of those official proclamations that says I do listen to what females say so no one forgets that I do. :wah:I'm seriously working on the talking thing... When i'm with my friends that's all i do is talk... like i seriously talk with the radio person... like i'll comment on things they've said... even though they don't hear me... I can talk about nothing forever!!! the only thing that keeps me quiet is... ummm sleep... well actually i talk in my sleep... so when i'm eating i shut up... that's about it... or when i have no computer and no one is in the room... well then i talk to God... geez do i ever shut up???