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But why is being a band bad????

them lot are always blowing their own trumpets

Good point, for that I probably should be banned on taste grounds, ah well, it was nice while it lasted.....................................

Imladris;766026 wrote: Good point, for that I probably should be banned on taste grounds, ah well, it was nice while it lasted.....................................


You are the weakest link.....Goodbye:yh_wink

Imladris;766018 wrote: But why is being a band bad????
I played trombone in band.

Accountable;766054 wrote: I played trombone in band.
Then it automatically follows that you will be banned too:wah:

[QUOTE=grh;765838]and just what do you mean 'my boy jj'?:p[/QUOthe most loyal and loving living thing i have ever known thats who my biy jj is:yh_tongue

It wasn't meant to be mean Ali - It came from another thread about Jones Jones who signs himself jj :-6 It was a joke hun :-4

so who's the last one to leave,

and what would we do without FG

id cry :-1



:p

It's going to be tough, but I think I'll give up banning everything, for Lent. That gives me exactly a week to engage in a banning frenzy.

You're so out, you with the tumbleweeds. And you without the hair - vamoose, capeesh! The one with the unclad wiggling thrusty durrrty kind of av is far out! Neffy and her nice doggies are gone. Imladris is kaputt. Anyone who is now or ever has been a member of a band and/or plays the trombone is wasted. Chezzie - goodbye. All moderators get seven years transportation to the scone and cream mines of darkest Cornwall. All Americans are banished to Wales, except Kathy Ellen who is banished to Ireland. All English posters are banished to South Carolina except Theia who is banned to Sydney and the FOC group who get banned to the Aussie Gold Coast where there shall be karaoke and gnashing of martini glasses. Any handsome Irish singing docs get banned to Sydney even if I've always hated them. All Canadians are banished to Florida. All Aussies except me are banished to New Zealand. Nomad is banished to Outer Mongolia. All the religious arguers are banned to a small desert island - the folk who stay together will eventually learn to play/pray together... :sneaky: All political chatters get sent to the Outer Hebrides. Homophobes and homophiles get obsessively relegated to Brokeback Mountain. Anyone who has ever expressed any view that has made me aghast, appalled and/or flabberghasted is to be taken from this place at dawn and drawn, framed and hung in some coded obelisk in Da Vinci country. May the Force have mercy on their souls.

[Persons of one party who are also covered in another party in the above avowed categorisational cacophony shall forthwith and for the purposes of this decree in perpetuity be deemed to belong to the party making the most noise]

Have I missed anyone????

I shall then personally ban myself to a Sydney beach ....

:-6

AussiePam;766290 wrote: It's going to be tough, but I think I'll give up banning everything, for Lent. That gives me exactly a week to engage in a banning frenzy.

You're so out, you with the tumbleweeds. And you without the hair - vamoose, capeesh! The one with the naked wiggling thrusty durrrty kind of av is far out! Neffy and her doggies are gone. Imladris is kaputt. Anyone who is now or ever has been a member of a band and/or plays the trombone is wasted. Chezzie - goodbye. All moderators get seven years transportation to the scone and cream mines of darkest Cornwall. All Americans are banished to Wales, except Kathy Ellen who is banished to Ireland. All English posters are banished to South Carolina except Their who is banned to Sydney and the FOC group who get banned to the Aussie Gold Coast where there shall be karaoke and gnashing of martini glasses. Any handsome Irish singing docs get banned to Sydney even if I've always hated them. All Canadians are banished to Florida. All Aussies except me are banished to New Zealand. Nomad is banished to Outer Mongolia. All the religious arguers are banned to a small desert island - the folk who stay together will eventually learn to play/pray together... :sneaky: All political chatters get sent to the Outer Hebrides. Homophobes and homophiles get obsessively relegated to Brokeback Mountain. Anyone who has ever expressed any view that has made me aghast, appalled and/or flabberghasted is to be taken from this place at dawn and drawn, framed and hung in some coded obelisk in Da Vinci country. May the Force have mercy on their souls.

[Persons of one party who are also covered in another party in the above avowed categorisational cacophony shall forthwith and for the purposes of this decree in perpetuity be deemed to belong to the party making the most noise]

Have I missed anyone????

I shall then personally ban myself to a Sydney beach ....

:-6


I only pretend to be an English poster, so I'm still here...unless of course I've aaad or flabbered your ghast, or appalled you. Actually I may well have done with my mention of the unmentionable, which I won't mention now in case you ban me...



Aw, I can't help myself, I really can't...



TEA

theia;766300 wrote: I only pretend to be an English poster, so I'm still here...unless of course I've aaad or flabbered your ghast, or appalled you. Actually I may well have done with my mention of the unmentionable, which I won't mention now in case you ban me...



Aw, I can't help myself, I really can't...



TEA


Listen Woman, don't push your luck - mentioning that unspeakable brew. You got a free ticket to warmth, sunshine and all that jazz... :sneaky: in the very best company.

the end is nigh :-1

great post AP.........but goodbye seems so fffinal:(

ThePheasant;766110 wrote: It wasn't meant to be mean Ali - It came from another thread about Jones Jones who signs himself jj :-6 It was a joke hun :-4


i did gather that and i was just replying

neffy;766471 wrote: i did gather that and i was just replying


OKay :-4 I thought you were upset :-4

AussiePam;766290 wrote: It's going to be tough, but I think I'll give up banning everything, for Lent. That gives me exactly a week to engage in a banning frenzy.



You're so out, you with the tumbleweeds. And you without the hair - vamoose, capeesh! The one with the unclad wiggling thrusty durrrty kind of av is far out! Neffy and her nice doggies are gone. Imladris is kaputt. Anyone who is now or ever has been a member of a band and/or plays the trombone is wasted. Chezzie - goodbye. All moderators get seven years transportation to the scone and cream mines of darkest Cornwall. All Americans are banished to Wales, except Kathy Ellen who is banished to Ireland. All English posters are banished to South Carolina except Theia who is banned to Sydney and the FOC group who get banned to the Aussie Gold Coast where there shall be karaoke and gnashing of martini glasses. Any handsome Irish singing docs get banned to Sydney even if I've always hated them. All Canadians are banished to Florida. All Aussies except me are banished to New Zealand. Nomad is banished to Outer Mongolia. All the religious arguers are banned to a small desert island - the folk who stay together will eventually learn to play/pray together... :sneaky: All political chatters get sent to the Outer Hebrides. Homophobes and homophiles get obsessively relegated to Brokeback Mountain. Anyone who has ever expressed any view that has made me aghast, appalled and/or flabberghasted is to be taken from this place at dawn and drawn, framed and hung in some coded obelisk in Da Vinci country. May the Force have mercy on their souls.



[Persons of one party who are also covered in another party in the above avowed categorisational cacophony shall forthwith and for the purposes of this decree in perpetuity be deemed to belong to the party making the most noise]



Have I missed anyone????



I shall then personally ban myself to a Sydney beach ....



:-6




Nice !

Good job.

Im sure you've missed a few though.

Go get em tiger.

fuzzy butt;766478 wrote: WOO HOO free trip to NEW ZEALAND.................I'm in.:wah:


I'll pop over and visit. We can walk in the alpine flowers near Lake Tekapo, explore Milsons' Sound in kayaks, bathe in the thermal springs round Rotorua, fish in the Bay of Islands, ski at Coronet Peak... yeah, not a bad little place!!!!



Thanks Nomad. I know you like Outer Mongolia - thought you'd approve. Who could I possibly have missed???? Is there anyone who doesn't fit into a single chategory???

AussiePam;766547 wrote: Who could I possibly have missed???? Is there anyone who doesn't fit into a single chategory???


I doubt if you missed anyone. Right up to the final sentence I thought I was going to be cut into five pieces and sent every which way.

:wah::wah: No I don't think so AP. Looks like I will be banned and sent to several places for a very long time. :p

[QUOTE]Have I missed anyone???? [/QUOTE]

Spot, my single blonde neuron did a kangaroo hop from your post to Iris and Osiris to DH Lawrence's short story about a **** crowing, to Tim Roth on love and the dungheap, back to The Man Who died - This little spot of itinerant contemplation could be construed as religious, so I then had to ban myself to a desert island with all the fundamentalist preacher folk ...

Luckily for me, Carla just happened to be swimming somewhere out of Hawaii to avoid being transported to Wales, and saved me from a life of prayer breakfasts and interminable sermonisings. Thankyou Carla. Wherever you land up, you shall have the keys to the executive loo. But why not zot back to Sydney with me for a summer barbie... We are both hereby banished to Manly beach... where the waves are big and the surflifesavers even bigger... pant pant pant..



**** - er rooster crowing!!! What a dirty mind the nanny program has!!! It shall be banished forthwith to Outer Mongolia.

:-6

:sneaky:

Most excellent AP I can take this kinda of banning anytime.

[QUOTE]Luckily for me, Carla just happened to be swimming somewhere out of Hawaii to avoid being transported to Wales, and saved me from a life of prayer breakfasts. Thankyou Carla. Wherever you land up, you shall have the keys to the executive loo. But why not zot back to Sydney with me for a summer barbie... We are both hereby banished to Manly beach... where the waves are big and the surflifesavers even bigger... pant pant pant..



**** - er rooster crowing!!! What a dirty mind the nanny program has!!! It shall be banished forthwith to Outer Mongolia.[/QUOTE]

Bring your sunnies and yer most entertainingly bann-worthy microkini, Carla and I'll bring the cold tinnies!!!

On my way AP on my way darlin..

[QUOTE]Bring your sunnies and yer most entertainingly bann-worthy microkini, Carla and I'll bring the cold tinnies!!![/QUOTE]

ThePheasant;766473 wrote: OKay :-4 I thought you were upset :-4


no hun i was not upset x

AussiePam;766290 wrote: It's going to be tough, but I think I'll give up banning everything, for Lent. That gives me exactly a week to engage in a banning frenzy.

You're so out, you with the tumbleweeds. And you without the hair - vamoose, capeesh! The one with the unclad wiggling thrusty durrrty kind of av is far out! Neffy and her nice doggies are gone. Imladris is kaputt. Anyone who is now or ever has been a member of a band and/or plays the trombone is wasted. Chezzie - goodbye. All moderators get seven years transportation to the scone and cream mines of darkest Cornwall. All Americans are banished to Wales, except Kathy Ellen who is banished to Ireland. All English posters are banished to South Carolina except Theia who is banned to Sydney and the FOC group who get banned to the Aussie Gold Coast where there shall be karaoke and gnashing of martini glasses. Any handsome Irish singing docs get banned to Sydney even if I've always hated them. All Canadians are banished to Florida. All Aussies except me are banished to New Zealand. Nomad is banished to Outer Mongolia. All the religious arguers are banned to a small desert island - the folk who stay together will eventually learn to play/pray together... :sneaky: All political chatters get sent to the Outer Hebrides. Homophobes and homophiles get obsessively relegated to Brokeback Mountain. Anyone who has ever expressed any view that has made me aghast, appalled and/or flabberghasted is to be taken from this place at dawn and drawn, framed and hung in some coded obelisk in Da Vinci country. May the Force have mercy on their souls.

[Persons of one party who are also covered in another party in the above avowed categorisational cacophony shall forthwith and for the purposes of this decree in perpetuity be deemed to belong to the party making the most noise]

Have I missed anyone????

I shall then personally ban myself to a Sydney beach ....

:-6

Yes, Kaz, your banishment is not exactly going to involve hardship!!! :sneaky:

I like being a tumbleweed

its amazing the things you get to see :sneaky:

Very nice av pic, lmg. You are now banished to Oklahoma (one of my favourite States)... then to New Mexico via Texas. Tumbleweeds in plenty, and some very fine cactus. I'll even toss in some possum on the half shell.



.

I'm a roaming cowboy riding all day long,

Tumbleweeds around me sing their lonely song.

Nights underneath the prairie moon,

I ride along and sing this tune.

See them tumbling down

Pledging their love to the ground

Lonely but free I'll be found

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds.

Cares of the past are behind

Nowhere to go but I'll find

Just where the trail will wind

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds.

I know when night has gone

That a new world's born at dawn.

I'll keep rolling along

Deep in my heart is a song

Here on the range I belong

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds.

AussiePam;766547 wrote: I'll pop over and visit. We can walk in the alpine flowers near Lake Tekapo, explore Milsons' Sound in kayaks, bathe in the thermal springs round Rotorua, fish in the Bay of Islands, ski at Coronet Peak... yeah, not a bad little place!!!!





Thanks Nomad. I know you like Outer Mongolia - thought you'd approve. Who could I possibly have missed???? Is there anyone who doesn't fit into a single chategory???






NO NO NO !

Do I have to do everything ?

You dont ban people to spa vacations and mountain resorts, you ban them to purgatory or crummy dingy little cells with iron bars and no hope of ever seeing blue skies again.

Try again. Just keep practicing. :rolleyes:

Nomad;767183 wrote: NO NO NO !

Do I have to do everything ?

You dont ban people to spa vacations and mountain resorts, you ban them to purgatory or crummy dingy little cells with iron bars and no hope of ever seeing blue skies again.

Try again. Just keep practicing. :rolleyes:


Why??? I really prefer banning them to places I think they'd enjoy. I forgot to ban Red Glitter to a nice little village somewhere in Tuscany, where the coffee is real, the bread is to die for, the people are friendly and hey it's il dolce far niente time. ... the sweet life.

But it's time I rebanned myself now to the offline world where I need to get things ready for the new school year which, here, starts next Tuesday. Happy days.

:-6