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WonderWendy3;616872 wrote:












But they look horrible, especially the ones on the left!





I have medium sized ones and I'm quite happy with them, at least when I take my bra off they don't head for my waist (not just yet anyway!)

ThePheasant;616627 wrote: At least with boobs - what you see is what you get. They don't suddenly get larger when the mood takes them :wah: :wah:


Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN, please.

Could we just dwell on this concept for a moment?

Hmmmm.:-3

Imladris;616929 wrote: But they look horrible, especially the ones on the left!





I have medium sized ones and I'm quite happy with them, at least when I take my bra off they don't head for my waist (not just yet anyway!)


Right Immy, the doctors that disfigured those women like that should be hung up by their thumbs! :wah:

Paper cups anyone?

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cars;616943 wrote: Paper cups anyone?
:wah: :wah:

JacksDad;616936 wrote: Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN, please.

Could we just dwell on this concept for a moment?

Hmmmm.:-3


:wah: What you thinking JD

magenta flame;617042 wrote: ...Men don't care what size a womans breasts are...


Compliment given...



magenta flame;617042 wrote: ...If you lined up 10 women and asked him which breast size he wanted .............He'd say all of them!


...aaand compliment ripped away as the other shoe drops. Rimshot! :wah:

ThePheasant;617032 wrote: :wah: What you thinking JD


You're laughing but you know what I'm thinking.

What a concept!

My ex had small breasts.

When we were pregnant.... she didn't!:D

I was happy with both!

Now....

If that were to happen during foreplay.

:guitarist

I, Rob;617140 wrote: Compliment given...





...aaand compliment ripped away as the other shoe drops. Rimshot! :wah:


Oh. And Rob?

HF, man.

:D

For Zingy....sorry I couldn't resist...

Okay, I had to search for this picture and it was a miracle that I found it...

This is a picture of a friend of mine who lost a lot of weight and unfortunately the breastses too...she is funny about them though.

One day we were having fun with label machine at work and ummm, well...I made this label for her and she stuck it to herself!!:wah: :wah:

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WonderWendy3;617178 wrote: Okay, I had to search for this picture and it was a miracle that I found it...

This is a picture of a friend of mine who lost a lot of weight and unfortunately the breastses too...she is funny about them though.

One day we were having fun with label machine at work and ummm, well...I made this label for her and she stuck it to herself!!:wah: :wah:


:wah:

JacksDad;617164 wrote: You're laughing but you know what I'm thinking.

What a concept!

My ex had small breasts.

When we were pregnant.... she didn't!:D

I was happy with both!

Now....

If that were to happen during foreplay.

:guitarist


Oh if only...........

I had a bad experience when I was very young , it started when some woman grabbed me by my feet hung me upside down and slapped my arse ( I done nothing wrong ) then a little later this big woman tried to smother me with this big pink pillow with a brown bit on the end , it took a while for me to realise it was a mobile feeding station :-5 :-5 must be why I got a thing about boobs

PS the woman that slapped me ( nurse Millar ) had me running around with air and gas for her 14 years later , she had no car only a bike

He He, thought this would be your first stop this morning UF :wah:

I thought this needed bumping for our newer members

ThePheasant;774446 wrote: I thought this needed bumping for our newer members


we have new "members"?? :sneaky: :wah:

sunny104;774791 wrote: we have new "members"?? :sneaky: :wah:


I do - I ordered some from one of 'those' web sites

ThePheasant;774825 wrote: I do - I ordered some from one of 'those' web sites


am I the only one that still has no toys?? :-3 :wah:

well i think im a medium :D

i think smaller boobs then i have would be good

sunny104;774827 wrote: am I the only one that still has no toys?? :-3 :wah:


I had no choice, we were one short in our migration formation

Chezzie;774829 wrote: well i think im a medium :D




Yes, yes my dear, I can see why you might think that

Just go with it people, we don't want to alarm her

ThePheasant;774839 wrote: I had no choice, we were one short in our migration formation




:wah:

Boobs:wah::wah::wah:

more apt than bump :wah:

have we exhausted the boob thread already??

sunny104;775192 wrote: have we exhausted the boob thread already??
Yes..I'm afraid boobs are very exhausting.

sunny104;775192 wrote: have we exhausted the boob thread already??
It seems as though it could use a little tweaking..

Uncle Kram;775198 wrote: Yes..I'm afraid boobs are very exhausting.
try varying the routine a bit... :wah:

YZGI;775200 wrote: It seems as though it could use a little tweaking..


no! Bad YZGI! no tweaking!



:D

Chezzie;774829 wrote: well i think im a medium :D


And me...I'm the secret lovechild of Doris Stokes (and Peter Glaze off Crackerjack )

sunny104;774827 wrote: am I the only one that still has no toys?? :-3 :wah:


NO!!:-3:o

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

We better get some support before people start thinking we're nuts!

:wah::wah::wah:

There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants.

He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.

Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.''

She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine.

So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''.

The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?''

''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?''

He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!'':wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:wah::wah::wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

anything more than a mouthfull is a waste imo ...

Jj

jones jones;775316 wrote: anything more than a mouthfull is a waste imo ...

Jj


:):):):)

boobies!! :yh_dance



:wah:

WonderWendy3;775852 wrote:


I'm mesmerized by your boobies! :yh_hypno :wah:

WonderWendy3;775852 wrote:


that is so cool ww

Jj

It's the shape, not the size that appeals to me.

i love boobies

they are my best bit of my body to me