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Magenta flame;505138 wrote: OH NO YOUR NOT! I"M BANNING YOU! ........*MF pushes guppy out of the way to get to the button first.*


is this a euphomism for saying you are sorry? i have not heard you say it yet........are you big enought or an infantile?.......



guppy slaps the shat out of mf's hand......NOBODY banns the fish..

this has been soooo much fun.......if we get our hands slapped tomorrow i will see yu on the dark side mag......night:-4

Magenta flame;505149 wrote: why should I say I'm sorry? I have rights too you know. I'm just stating the facts as I see them. If you don't like it then go off to the arcade .....with all your imaginary friends


i just put you on my ignore list .....so dont bother replying , talk to the fin.....:wah:

Magenta flame;505156 wrote: seeya mate ...and not once did i call anyone d.i.c.k.h.e.a.d. i'm so proud of myself.


better be glad you didn't . i know for a fact Clancy would pop you up side the head for that one........

You lot are complete stars - I haven't laughed this much in ages!!



Sorry, this Pom doesn't whinge (often) especially when I can laugh at sooo much p*$$ taking!!!:wah:

Diuretic;505526 wrote: Sorry to upset the flow but this reminded me of something that happened to a mate of mine. He and his wife and two boys were on a long country trip and the lads got bored and began squabbling. The parents tried to ignore the sibling war in the back seat but eventually it got too much and their mother turned around and bellow at them, "if you two don't stop it you're in for a rude shock!"

Silence. Mum's on the warpath.

Then one of the lads piped up, "What are you going to do - show us your bum?"

My mate kept the car on the road - just.

Okay fun over, I'm trying to find something to whine about so I can annoy everyone in this thread.

And don't complain about my twisted sense of humour, I have to live with it y'know. It's not easy being twisted, in fact it's bloody hard work and what do I get for it? Nothing, not a sausage. Fair dinkum sometimes I feel like suing someone but I'm averse to making lawyers wealthy....


Okay I'm confused...did she show the kids her bum?? or did they get the crap beat out of them for asking that??

and you dunk your sausage in what???

I thought it was great idea at a thread, I am all for randomly insulting some poor australian women who I am sure is really nice, its nice for a change init?

Sorry I called you a slapper magenta, I am sure there is more to you than that. :wah:

WonderWendy3;505540 wrote: Okay I'm confused...did she show the kids her bum?? or did they get the crap beat out of them for asking that??



and you dunk your sausage in what???


:wah: :wah:



Reminds me of my daughter arguing in the back of my friends car with two other kids (all about 7 years old) and saying 'well our doctor is the tallest man in the world, my grandad's got the biggest belly in the world and my dad's got the biggest willy in the world'



My friend managed not to put the car in the hedge!!



two out of the three aren't true - guess which ones:sneaky:

Imladris;505549 wrote:



Reminds me of my daughter arguing in the back of my friends car with two other kids (all about 7 years old) and saying 'well our doctor is the tallest man in the world, my grandad's got the biggest belly in the world and my dad's got the biggest willy in the world'



My friend managed not to put the car in the hedge!!



two out of the three aren't true - guess which ones:sneaky:


That is hilarious!!! out of the mouths of babes!!--wait how did she know about dad's willy???

mmm, I'm guessing that belly isn't true.... do I get a "prize"?:)

Magenta flame;504851 wrote: somebody hand me the BIG STICK!



Righto Betty bend over.!:mad:




oh er!! :wah:



Help!!! I'm in trouble now!

Pinky;505718 wrote: Run Betty, I'll hold her off with me bit of wood!:D


I'm safe then with you to protect me! Pinky to the rescue!!

Magenta flame;505056 wrote: i think Insomniac has fallen asleep again


I am laughing my head off reading this!! Yes, I did fall asleep, since I get up at 3 am for work, and haven't been at this thread in a .... what? day? 2 days?

Gotta go back and catch up on the rest of the posts!

GUPPY...is there really a flameing forum?? Don't laugh.

Insomniac;505853 wrote: I am laughing my head off reading this!! Yes, I did fall asleep, since I get up at 3 am for work, and haven't been at this thread in a .... what? day? 2 days?



Gotta go back and catch up on the rest of the posts!



GUPPY...is there really a flameing forum?? Don't laugh.


how would i know?:yh_whistl

guppy;505899 wrote: how would i know?:yh_whistl


Oh yeah, Little Miss Innocent!

Amie;505908 wrote:


dry it up miss "want someting to whine about" ? mag, hand me the stick.......

guppy;505909 wrote: dry it up miss "want someting to whine about" ? mag, hand me the stick.......




SHE'S TOUCHING ME AGAIN!!

guppy with a stick.....

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guppy;505918 wrote: guppy with a stick.....


I imagined it something more like ....

Amie;505920 wrote: I imagined it something more like ....


well, obviously you aren't that bright...i am touching you with the stick and giving you something to whine about......not trying to get my ass beat......:p

Magenta flame;505922 wrote: Go get your own effing stick! What am I a stick factory or somethan.



God! honestly you people make me sick ...with all your whining and smulshing and crap ...why don't you all just go out and get a life!




I just want you to know i dont like your juvenile attitude...keep your effing stick.....you big baby.....

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hi mag, yea, i have really enjoyed playing with you on this thread......you have a wonderfully wicked sense of humour...btw--you wont be getting any more pms form moi.....:p

Magenta flame;505940 wrote: *insert evil laugh here*



that's just like you to take everything written to heart!



so what time is it there? 9:51 pm:wah:

you are mistaken chicky...i wound up at night....do my office work late at night, i dont go to bed untill usually three or four in the morning..... if i ever get a wild hair and want to paint or wallpaper i do it at night.....i either get creative or loopy at night...which ever way you want ot call it....:wah:



a morning fish i am defintely not.......i get up grumpy and in a fog, nobody asks me anything for at least thirty minutes....they know better.....

bump, for AF