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Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:09 am
by Chickadee
pompom;492834 wrote: ...absolutely vile if covered in tomato ketchup.
Never, ever ....
eat dill pickles with your beer.
If you wear that outside the bedroom....
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:12 am
by theia
Chickadee;492914 wrote: eat dill pickles with your beer.
If you wear that outside the bedroom....
you'll likely get arrested
Too many cooks spoil..........
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:14 am
by Mustang
pompom;492999 wrote: ...the broth by adding too much salt.
One day, all ...
war will stop!
The best way to catch a..........
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:30 am
by WonderWendy3
Mustang;493122 wrote: war will stop!
The best way to catch a..........
bull is by the horns!?!
To think is to............
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:56 am
by Majenta
WonderWendy3;493133 wrote: bull is by the horns!?!
To think is to............
waste perfectly good drinking time.
One day, I will...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:41 pm
by koan
pick up a teacup with my big toe.
Freedom is...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:52 pm
by Lulu2
ALMOST too cute to be real!
++++++ Peanut butter is wonderful, spread on.....
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:10 pm
by Lulu2
............ a preggers woman needs to pee! (Just ask Hammy.)
On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee.......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:32 pm
by sunny104
pompom;493177 wrote: ...a completely bald christmas treeee and said take this down the tip love, I'm off to the local hostelreeee.:p
My ideal gift would be ...
winning the lottery.
I haven't seen....
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:54 pm
by Lulu2
............. Santa yet this season!
If a tiger fell in love with a goose......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:59 pm
by Grumpaz
If a tiger fell in love with a goose......
..........would the resulting offspring be a toose or a goger?
When the saints go marching in.................
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:51 pm
by WonderWendy3
pompom;493258 wrote: ...to the pub, the sinners come running out.
If you could be ...
one of the seven dwarfs which one would you be??
In case of an emergency.............
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:54 pm
by Lulu2
............. call 911 and get your buns OUTTA' there!
We all occasionally need to kick back and..................
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:58 pm
by Rain
We all occasionally need to kick back and.....
forget about our real lives and all the hassles it entails.
When I go to a car wash...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:28 pm
by guppy
When i go the car wash i .....
usually clean out my purse while i am waiting.
Tomorrow is Friday and i am going.....
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:44 pm
by Marie5656
guppy;493497 wrote: Tomorrow is Friday and i am going.....
to an office Christmas party,
Nomad always makes me.......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:35 pm
by Grumpaz
Nomad always makes me.......
__________________
Bake him a cake when he comes over.
LuLu took...................
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:38 pm
by Lulu2
.................itching powder and put it in that cake.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her.......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:31 pm
by Marie5656
Lulu2;493549 wrote: .................
Little Miss Muffet sat on her.......
...butt in front of the television, eatting bon bons, drinking champaigne and watching Christmas specials.
If it weren't for bad luck.......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:16 am
by theia
pompom;493584 wrote: ...I wouldn't have no luck at all, as the song goes.
Deck the hall with boughs of ...
delphiniums
I'm dreaming of a white..............
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:43 am
by Grumpaz
I saw Mommy kissing ...
.....the postman, the gardener, the UPS guy.....
All I want for Christmas is my...................
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:27 am
by theia
Grumpaz;493724 wrote: I saw Mommy kissing ...
.....the postman, the gardener, the UPS guy.....
All I want for Christmas is my...................
dental implants (yes, honestly!)
Rudolph the Red Nosed.........
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:40 am
by Lulu2
Pelt the neighbors with snowballs.
If I were the Grinch, I'd.....
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:43 am
by sunny104
Lulu2;493788 wrote: Pelt the neighbors with snowballs.
If I were the Grinch, I'd.....
be famous!
When Santa bent over in front of the fireplace he...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:31 pm
by cherandbuster
sunny104;493952 wrote: When Santa bent over in front of the fireplace...
. . . Rudoph said, "Oh Santa! You've got a hot ass!" :p
Sam, Sam the Chanukah Man . . .
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:43 pm
by Lulu2
............. brings lots of latkes, because he can!
The nastiest thing I've ever been served was......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:44 pm
by cherandbuster
Lulu2;494103 wrote: The nastiest thing I've ever been served was......
. . . pate, as knowing how it is made just makes me mad
I just can't believe that . . .
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:29 pm
by Lulu2
................people actually EAT that stuff!
Swimming the English Channel would be......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:38 pm
by Rain
Swimming the English Channel would be......
very cold right about now.
My great uncle Smedley always says...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:53 pm
by guppy
Rain;494360 wrote: Swimming the English Channel would be......
very cold right about now.
My great uncle Smedley always says...
fart in a crowd and look innocent....:wah:
I am cooking .......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:56 pm
by Rain
I am cooking .......
Uncle Smedley's favorite foods (lol @ guppy)
As long as we're here...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:57 pm
by Fibonacci
we might as well steal something:wah:
If you dont make a choice......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:02 pm
by Rain
If you dont make a choice......
I'll have to kill you.
Make up your...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:07 pm
by Lulu2
...own gift list!
Would you trade your car for a......
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:08 pm
by Rain
Piece of dark chocolate fudge?
I'll go if you...
Finish the sentence
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:10 pm
by Rain
worth riding in
I'm going to make him an offer he....