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Hamster;450600 wrote: Sh1gging?? :wah:








T M I !!

Congratulations


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Has news of this union made the front page of "The Hotton Courier"?

Pinky;450613 wrote: That's beautiful Snooze! I love the look on his face...


Looks like he's had his wicked way and is trying to sneak off to the tanning salon

Uncle Kram;450651 wrote: Looks like he's had his wicked way and is trying to sneak off to the tanning salon


Shouldn't he be turning over and falling asleep right about now!

Betty Boop;450653 wrote: Shouldn't he be turning over and falling asleep right about now!
I thought a true gentleman with manners farted first.......then went to sleep

Pinky;450669 wrote: Get it right...it's fart and then shove the covers over your partner's head:wah:
Yeah I saw that in the film "Confessions of a Jimbo"

Uncle Kram;450666 wrote: I thought a true gentleman with manners farted first.......then went to sleep




No, the true gentleman locates the 'toys' so the woman can finish herself off properly! :wah:

Pinky;450677 wrote:

Crikey...I'm lost for words!!!!


Me too !!! - Our Boops is getting all suggestive Digestive :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

We're talking Buzz Lightyear right?

Jaysus, thats great, its wonderful to think that FG has helped two peope to find each other and fall for each other like this, I think its quite touching really, a round of appaulse all round, I wish the two of you all the best on your adventure together. :-6

Aww, congratulations! I have no clue about posting links (finding them actually) to songs, so here are the lyrics to one of my favorites.

<---sap

I hope you guys find all the happiness in the world!

THE KEEPER OF THE STARS

By Tracy Byrd

It was no accident me finding you

Someone had a hand in it

Long before we ever knew

Now I just can't believe you're in my life

Heaven's smilin' down on me

As I look at you tonight

CHORUS:

I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars

He sure knew what he was doin'

When he joined these two hearts

I hold everything

When I hold you in my arms

I've got all I'll ever need

Thanks to the keeper of the stars

Soft moonlight on your face oh how you shine

It takes my breath away

Just to look into your eyes

I know I don't deserve a treasure like you

There really are no words

To show my gratitude

REPEAT CHORUS

It was no accident me finding you

Someone had a hand in it

Long before we ever knew

RED, RED ROSE



Author: Robert Burns

O my luve's like a red, red rose.

That's newly sprung in June;

O my luve's like a melodie

That's sweetly played in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,

So deep in luve am I;

And I will love thee still, my Dear,

Till a'the seas gang dry.

Till a'the seas gang dry, my Dear,

And the rocks melt wi' the sun;

I will luve thee still, my Dear,

While the sands o'life shall run. And fare thee weel my only Luve!

And fare thee weel a while!

And I will come again, my Luve,

Tho' it were ten thousand mile!....joy to you both!

Ok. The time has come for me to disconnect the PC and ancillary equipment which I'll be doing straight after this post.

Hammy's supposed to be going to bed now in readiness for my arrival. Alas, I think she will fall asleep before I get there as I don't get the van until tomorrow morning. As for me, tomorrow can't come soon enough.

Thanks to everyone who has posted on here, to the hijackers who have doubly honoured our thread by hijacking it along with some good old fashioned smut, and to all those who thought about posting. God bless you all.:-4

See y'all tomorrow on Hammy's PC.:yh_wave

AussiePam;450577 wrote: Does this mean it's over between us, Open Mind??? Well, I'm keeping the dog, OK!! And the red Ferrari!! :sneaky:


AP. Do you want your liner back then?:D

Hamster;450700 wrote: Thank you LC..Can I ask where that's from??



:-4 :-6a classic Robert Burns your own Scots poet.

Uncle Kram;450680 wrote: Me too !!! - Our Boops is getting all suggestive Digestive :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

We're talking Buzz Lightyear right?




Who? Braun springs to mind!

Pinky;450682 wrote: Or Robodog?:wah:




Now he is noisy!! :wah:

Hamster;450702 wrote: Drive safe....:driving: :-4
I do. It's the other buggers that don't.:rolleyes:

Things to do:

1) try to un-do transfer to UK

2) cash in plane ticket to UK

3) Get a hold of moving company and brings things back to states

4) pine over hamster

5) happy-slap the snot out of OM next time I see him.

6) drown my sorrows in a big mug of beer:-1

Hamster;450732 wrote: Pine over me??? Dang honey...If you'd told me a few days ago... :-5


if i'd have told you, it wouldn't have been a surprise. would it?

Hamster;450742 wrote: Things to do:

1-Pine over lost chance with Wolvie

2-Cancel flight to US

3-Drown my sorrows

4-Try and act surprised




You mock my pain, heiness??

Hamster;450745 wrote: Yup!!!


*sniffle, sniffle*:-1

just don't come crying to me when Pinky steals him from ya.

Hamster;450422 wrote: ...is that....





Open Mind is currently packing his things to move in with me!!



He has a van hired for tomorrow and all being well we shall be living together tomorrow!!




What about us ?

Nomad;450754 wrote: What about us ?


you left me AND Nomad!?!!

that's it! you can hurt my feelings, i'll eventually get over it, but you do NOT hurt my friends.

Such is love rabid wolverine. Can you grab my stuff on the way out ?

Nomad;450764 wrote: Such is love rabid wolverine. Can you grab my stuff on the way out ?


yeah. i got it.

*clomp, clomp, clomp*

*SLAM*

Hamster;450762 wrote: No..I'll come to you for something else....:sneaky:


sorry. i missed that bit. i didn't mean to slam your door off it's hinges.

Hamster;450770 wrote: Great honey thanks! It was a blast..but can you shut the door on the way out??






See that OM ? Dont stop paying rent on the old place yet.