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Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:47 am
by Accountable
Your fans really think it's time,

You guard your secret like a warden.

When do you write your best rhyme?



Not just my mouse, but my coffee cup, too!

Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:52 am
by Fyrenza
Where did the police get the fingerprint evidence that convicted you?

Oh, dear!

Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:11 am
by theia
Fyrenza;1321069 wrote: Where did the police get the fingerprint evidence that convicted you?

Oh, dear!


What follows "N" sweetie?



missing

Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:14 am
by ZAP
theia;1321078 wrote: What follows "N" sweetie?



missing


How do you properly address Bob and Carol Ing's unmarried daughter?

One big bundle of joy.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:06 pm
by theia
Zapata;1321097 wrote: How do you properly address Bob and Carol Ing's unmarried daughter?

One big bundle of joy.


Whats twice as good as half a big bundle of joy?



I think it was a choir

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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:41 pm
by flopstock
theia;1321143 wrote: Whats twice as good as half a big bundle of joy?



I think it was a choir


Who were you singing to?

chewed it up

Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:36 pm
by Accountable
Augh!:yh_cry Too easy. I'll give my first idea a pass. :sneaky:

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What happened to my pencil I loaned you?





SSShshhhhhhhhhhhtakakakaka!

Reverse Interview

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:09 am
by Accountable
Accountable;1321161 wrote: Augh!:yh_cry Too easy. I'll give my first idea a pass. :sneaky:

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What happened to my pencil I loaned you?





SSShshhhhhhhhhhhtakakakaka!
Okay fine! ............... you cowards. ;)

That was a bad fall! What was it like?



A: Outside the mortuary.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:39 am
by theia
Accountable;1321549 wrote: Okay fine! ............... you cowards. ;)

That was a bad fall! What was it like?



A: Outside the mortuary.


It wasnt through lack of trying, my dear Acc...



So, where do you like to spend your leisure time?



insignificant, really

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:13 am
by Accountable
How was it for you?







Wheels!

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:54 am
by YZGI
Accountable;1321646 wrote: How was it for you?







Wheels!


Name the invention Spot is known for.



Rumble strip.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:57 am
by ZAP
What's the name of that new nightclub you were telling me about?

On a mountaintop in Tibet.

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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:57 am
by Accountable
Wow, that's deep. Where'd you learn about that?





Mismatched socks.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:18 am
by flopstock
How does one know when a mans' wife hasn't dressed him?

flambé

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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:00 am
by ZAP
Flambe

What is the past tense of flim-flam? Flim- . . .



gorgonzola

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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:01 am
by YZGI
Zapata;1321822 wrote: What is the past tense of flim-flam? Flim- . . .



gorgonzola


What is Godzilla's daughters name.





Lightning strike.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:39 am
by Accountable
What was it like when you first made love?



I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:09 am
by theia
Accountable;1321932 wrote: What was it like when you first made love?



I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.


What is your favourite colour?



minstrels

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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:24 am
by ZAP
theia;1321951 wrote: What is your favourite colour?



minstrels


What are baby kestrels called?



queasy

Reverse Interview

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:25 pm
by Accountable
You've been seen hanging out with Elmer Fudd. What kind of party animal is he?





The last time I mowed the lawn.

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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:43 pm
by ZAP
Accountable;1322013 wrote: You've been seen hanging out with Elmer Fudd. What kind of party animal is he?





The last time I mowed the lawn.


When did they find that neighbor kid that was missing?



Me and Julio

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:07 am
by theia
Zapata;1322068 wrote: When did they find that neighbor kid that was missing?



Me and Julio


Who was it down by the schoolyard?



I don't know

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:14 am
by Accountable
You're so wise! Is there anything you don't know? :)





Shoe strings. Well, that and ........ next question please. :yh_blush

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:41 am
by YZGI
Accountable;1322091 wrote: You're so wise! Is there anything you don't know? :)





Shoe strings. Well, that and ........ next question please. :yh_blush


What made you fall on your ass..







Low ball.

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:47 am
by Accountable
What was your nickname in high school?



The lawn. I meant the lawn.

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:15 am
by ZAP
Accountable;1322125 wrote: What was your nickname in high school?



The lawn. I meant the lawn.


Eh? I'm a little hard of hearing. Which fawn is green?

Tiddley winks.

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:28 am
by YZGI
Zapata;1322136 wrote: Eh? I'm a little hard of hearing. Which fawn is green?

Tiddley winks.


How do you know when a woman wants to sleep with you?







Box of rocks.

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:50 am
by ZAP
YZGI;1322143 wrote: How do you know when a woman wants to sleep with you?

rotfl :yh_rotfl









Box of rocks.


Among other things what have you been described as being smarter/dumber than?



Mexican Hat Dance

Reverse Interview

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:38 pm
by Accountable
Show us a magic trick!



Fannie Mae

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:31 pm
by YZGI
Accountable;1322167 wrote: Show us a magic trick!



Fannie Mae


Tiddly winks?







anti virus..

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:40 pm
by ZAP
YZGI;1322177 wrote: Tiddly winks?







anti virus..


What did your aunt Frieda do when you stole money from the till?



farfalle

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:42 pm
by Accountable
Zapata;1322180 wrote: What did your aunt Frieda do when you stole money from the till?



farfalle


Do you always talk with your mouth full?



With a big drum set and a fishing pole.

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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:46 am
by theia
Accountable;1322204 wrote: Do you always talk with your mouth full?



With a big drum set and a fishing pole.


How do you make friends?



synchronised swimming

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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:04 am
by YZGI
theia;1322252 wrote: How do you make friends?



synchronised swimming


What is a sure fire cure for insomnia?





Orange cone?

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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:15 am
by flopstock
YZGI;1322257 wrote: What is a sure fire cure for insomnia?





Orange cone?What do you like to find under the sprinkles and nuts?

gray matter

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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:36 pm
by ZAP
flopstock;1322259 wrote: What do you like to find under the sprinkles and nuts?

gray matter


What's the name of a computer game that sounds like it's for brainiacs?

shooting stars

Reverse Interview

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:23 am
by nok
Zapata;1323279 wrote: What's the name of a computer game that sounds like it's for brainiacs?

shooting stars


How do you make your wishes come true for sure ?

candied apples

Reverse Interview

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:17 am
by Accountable
You advertise dental work that's fun. How can pulling teeth be fun?? :-2

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Maxin' & Relaxin'. :D

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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:44 am
by YZGI
Accountable;1323373 wrote: You advertise dental work that's fun. How can pulling teeth be fun?? :-2

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Maxin' & Relaxin'. :D


Where did Max go?







No doubt about it.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:58 am
by theia
YZGI;1323375 wrote: Where did Max go?







No doubt about it.




Do you trust it implicitly?



mind games

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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:09 am
by ZAP
theia;1323385 wrote: Do you trust it implicitly?



mind games


What is a famous song written and sung by John Lennon?



Happy as a pig in mud.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:22 pm
by Accountable
How's that muddy pig of yours?

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Sliding into home!

Reverse Interview

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:35 pm
by Accountable
What's your favorite part about winter baseball?



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I think there's an echo in here.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:22 am
by theia
Accountable;1331505 wrote: What's your favorite part about winter baseball?



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I think there's an echo in here.


Narcissus here...I'm looking for my lost love...anyone seen her?



Facebook, of course

Reverse Interview

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:10 pm
by Accountable
theia;1331530 wrote: Facebook, of course


Where do you get your makeup tips?



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They usually don't bother me unless there's music.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:20 pm
by ZAP
Accountable;1331701 wrote: Where do you get your makeup tips?



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They usually don't bother me unless there's music.


Hey, Mr. Zoo Keeper, What's with all the monkeys standing over there?

The Creeping Terror.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:57 pm
by Accountable
ZAP;1331703 wrote: Hey, Mr. Zoo Keeper, What's with all the monkeys standing over there?

The Creeping Terror.


Does your significant other have a pet name for you?

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I never ask what it is until after I've tasted it.

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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:05 pm
by theia
Accountable;1331838 wrote: Does your significant other have a pet name for you?

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I never ask what it is until after I've tasted it.


Aren't you going to ask me what this green hairy coating covering the cheese is?



Whenever it's raining.

Reverse Interview

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:03 pm
by Accountable
theia;1331840 wrote: Aren't you going to ask me what this green hairy coating covering the cheese is?



Whenever it's raining.


Do you ever think about roof repair?

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Sometimes, but only if it's blue.

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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:40 pm
by theia
Accountable;1331868 wrote: Do you ever think about roof repair?

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Sometimes, but only if it's blue.


Do you ever use hair dye?



a bottle of water, i would guess