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I told my husband this morning that he can plan for a raucous good time tonight as I'm OVERDUE for it :p

That way I can look forward to it all day :guitarist

Pinky wrote: Mine has been in a different room most of the weekend, and he's off to London for a few days tomorrow, so no chance:rolleyes:


Pinky contemplates 'taking care of business' herself :guitarist

Hamster wrote: Well what are you doing online then girl?? :sneaky:

Oops oh yeah you are hours behind us! :-5


That's right, Hammie :-4

It's only late afternoon in Boston :-6

Hamster wrote: Oh well..you can think about it for a little while longer eh? What time is your bed time?? :sneaky: :wah:


I'm planning a 'cocktail hour' liason . . . :guitarist

talking about sex



i said to my partner if she could cook more often we could save money



she said if i wanted to save money i should get better in bed then we could fire the gardener



whats that mean:-2

jimbo wrote: talking about sex



i said to my partner if she could cook more often we could save money



she said if i wanted to save money i should get better in bed then we could fire the gardener



whats that mean:-2


My Garden crush is deepening :-4 :rolleyes:

Signed,

The Love Child of Forum Garden (thanks for that one, Minxsy!)

I heard something last week on the radio show I listen to in the morning. The deejays had a list of things that people who stay together do, in order to stay together. At the top of the list was "have sex often". The other things on the list were; touch each other often and affection. And go on unplanned sporadic vacations together...........Let me see if I can remember the other things on the list.............oh yeah, sleep in the same bed. As opposed to a lot of couples who do not. And also............Oh I forget the others. But I thought it weird that the one thing I didn't hear on the list was "communication".

Oh BTW, my honey and I made love twice on Saturday. And I try to tell him I love him every day. :-4

Saffron wrote: oh yeah, sleep in the same bed. :-4


Hi Saffron

I'm always bummed out when I hear that married couples sleep in separate beds. I made a vow to myself to *never* do that. I think the physical separation sends the wrong message.

I don't care if you are mad -- just roll over :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote: Hi Saffron

I'm always bummed out when I hear that married couples sleep in separate beds. I made a vow to myself to *never* do that. I think the physical separation sends the wrong message.

I don't care if you are mad -- just roll over :guitarist


lol, don't know what you'll make of myself and my husband then...we live in entirely different houses and it works really well.

cherandbuster wrote: Hi Saffron

I'm always bummed out when I hear that married couples sleep in separate beds. I made a vow to myself to *never* do that. I think the physical separation sends the wrong message.

I don't care if you are mad -- just roll over :guitarist
My x-husband and I slept in different rooms for almost our entire marriage, after we purchased our first home. Needless to say, it ended.

I saw my grandparents doing the same thing while I lived with them as a child. I thought all adults did this.

tmbsgrl wrote: I agree with you Cher! Tim and I try hard not to go to bed mad. We hardly ever fight but if we do then we try to have it settled before we go to sleep!:-4


Thats about how me and my wife do it. It's worked for 27 yrs so far. But those newer models sure are lookin slick now days.:wah:

but bed is for sleeping in...who can sleep next to 13 stones of snorting warthog? ... and that's just me!:wah:

Pinky wrote: I bet it does actually! I bet it doesn't get mundane...you don't see each other do all the really crappy jobs, or get fed up of being around each other constantly. Sounds kind of cool!
we still go away together and stuff. The plan is to buy something together when the kids are all grown up and gone...we were looking at prices for gritstones in the Derbyshire dales funnily enough, in the little villages around Matlock

booradley wrote: we still go away together and stuff. The plan is to buy something together when the kids are all grown up and gone...we were looking at prices for gritstones in the Derbyshire dales funnily enough, in the little villages around Matlock


Hi Boo

I think if you know what works for you, then go for it! This arrangement obviously works, as it sounds like you still like each other.

Is he helping to raise the children? :-6

I love cuddling in bed. Before and after sex. Sometimes I like to put my head at the foot of the bed where my feet should be, and my feet up where my head should be and pull the comforter over me, just to see what he does. It only takes about 30 seconds for him to say "why are you down there"? Then I move back up and lay my head next to his and say "I'm back". I can tell he doesn't know why I am doing that. But I do it just to see if he notices. And he does. :-4

Originally Posted by jimbo

talking about sex

i said to my partner if she could cook more often we could save money

she said if i wanted to save money i should get better in bed then we could fire the gardener

whats that mean



:wah: :wah: :wah:



that (for some reason) reminds me of a joke about a man who told his wife he was considering getting some "strange". She told him if he'd grow a few inches, he'd get it every night

Saffron wrote: I love cuddling in bed. Before and after sex. Sometimes I like to put my head at the foot of the bed where my feet should be, and my feet up where my head should be and pull the comforter over me, just to see what he does. It only takes about 30 seconds for him to say "why are you down there"? Then I move back up and lay my head next to his and say "I'm back". I can tell he doesn't know why I am doing that. But I do it just to see if he notices. And he does. :-4


Saffron :-6

You sound very happy with this man. Do you think about marriage or living together?

cherandbuster wrote: Hi Boo

I think if you know what works for you, then go for it! This arrangement obviously works, as it sounds like you still like each other.

Is he helping to raise the children? :-6


yes, but he's more of a kid than them, sometimes it's them telling him off. It's great embarrassing teenagers:D

Mystery wrote: Originally Posted by jimbo

talking about sex

i said to my partner if she could cook more often we could save money

she said if i wanted to save money i should get better in bed then we could fire the gardener

whats that mean





:wah: :wah: :wah:






Doesn't it mean that someone is having sex with the gardener?:wah:

cherandbuster wrote: Saffron :-6

You sound very happy with this man. Do you think about marriage or living together?
Yes I've been thinking about it. But I need to move first, and get my own life more stable.

(oh btw, he isn't involved with that other woman any more.)

no rush is there? Enjoy the ride on the way

booradley wrote: no rush is there? Enjoy the ride on the way


I agree, Boo

Enjoy the journey -- the destination can wait :-6

Saffron wrote: Doesn't it mean that someone is having sex with the gardener?:wah:


i would'nt mind so much but the garden looks unkept and terrible:-1

Hi there,

I hope no one has said this already but here goes.

Sex is not just about the act. It's the art of making love. Anyone can have sex, not everyone can make love. Both people should be in harmony with one another. When I show my hubby how I love him it can be by a simple touch.

Making love should satisfy both parties not just one. Touching and kissing are great ways of getting to know one another, the rest should flow naturally.

as usual annie you are the voice of reason



i used to live in horndean

Hi Jimbo

Well, well, it's a small world isn't it? I live in Horndean now. If you ever want to have a chat please pm me!